Steve N Allen

Steve N Allen (almost) Daily

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Comedian Steve N Allen's almost daily look at the news from the big stories to the news flotsam, featuring bits from his daily radio show, some extra items you can't broadcast and more.

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Steve N Allen

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The Jury's Out [Audio-Only] 03.12.2025 24:22

🔊 In this episode: • All the front pages • Titchmarsh garden trouble • No right to jury for you! • More bad news for (Prince) Andrew • And something about AIDS day • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And ema...

Lammy's Trial by Fire 02.12.2025 49:43

🔊 In this episode: • Lammy brings back trial by fire • Aliens aren’t interested in us • Spreadsheet champion • More bad news for (Prince) Andrew • And something about shrinking nuts • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.subst...

Are we Zombies? [Audio-Only] 28.11.2025 11:31

🔊 In this episode: • Helena Bonham Carter on childbirth • Rage bait, anyone? • When we Christmas shop • Are we Zombies? • And something about basslines • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrs...

Oh, the flippin' Budget 27.11.2025 37:42

🔊 In this episode: • The Budget, I guess • Fat jab side-effect • Saving the chocolate • More spam email • And something about Tony Christie • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevenallen.c...

Lammy loves Cosby [Live Stream] 25.11.2025 39:13

🔊 In this episode: • Lammy loves Cosby • Spam email watch • Lizzo’s the next big thing • Fish disco • And something about AI • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevenallen.co.uk with any c...

Save London’s Hairy Snail 24.11.2025 15:45

🔊 In this episode: • DIY your teeth • A degree in Bruce • Black Friday scam warning • London’s Hairy Snail • And something about spiders • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevenallen.co.u...

Russian Subs & Miss Universe [Live Stream] 20.11.2025 31:27

🔊 In this episode: • Miss Universe overreach • CCTV at The Louvre • Naked cyclist attack • Betting tax • And something about kissing • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevenallen.co.uk wi...

Steve's Bad Password [Audio-Only] 19.11.2025 17:33

🔊 In this episode: • Password woes • Trump’s Piggy rant • Thin prisoners • Beast back from the East • And something about balloons • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevenallen.co.uk with...

Money for Old Steve 14.11.2025 20:49

🔊 In this episode: • Money for Old Rope • End of Bingo • Kylie turns on Xmas • DO wash your hair • And something about lager • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevenallen.co.uk with any c...

Dating Pixie Lott [Live Stream] 13.11.2025 39:50

🔊 In this episode: • Hitler DNA • Aniston news • Solving driving tests • Dating Pixie Lott • And something about DJs • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevenallen.co.uk with any comments,...

Bye-bye BBC 11.11.2025 43:47

🔊 In this episode: • Bye-bye BBC? • Flag terror • 80mph on motorways? • Here come the tax hikes • And something about cheese • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevenallen.co.uk with any c...

Steve bottles feelings live on air 10.11.2025 18:44

🔊 In this episode: • Chris Brown hits the bars • Soups n shakes? • The world biggest cobweb • How to bottle your feelings • And something about a scary toilet • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to...

Fake Trumpy? 04.11.2025 38:01

🔊 In this episode: • Fake news on Donald Trump • Checking your phone during rumpy pumpy? • Pet hates fireworks • GP sees a dinosaur • And something about George Clooney • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 An...

The King was Heckled! 28.10.2025 44:29

🔊 In this episode: • Macron’s a lady • More China spy news • Smoking ban issues • The King was heckled • And something about Lammy saving the day • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevena...

The one where Steve misses a turtle joke 24.10.2025 16:52

🔊 In this episode: • Bardot’s not dead • Where’s the turtle’s head? • Axe fun • Are sleep divorces bad? • And something about aliens • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevenallen.co.uk wi...

Reeves cooks the book 23.10.2025 47:19

🔊 In this episode: • Tax the smokers • Royal prays (on whom?) • Reeves cooks the book • Are fitness apps good for you? • And something about clocks • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrsteve...

Prince Steve? [Live Stream] 21.10.2025 33:13

🔊 In this episode: • France loses its crown jewels • So does Andrew, kind of • Randy Daddy Long-Legs • Why AI is taking Steve’s job • And something about Bob Vylan • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And ema...

Randy Daddy Long-Legs [Audio Only] 20.10.2025 14:25

🔊 In this episode: • Ring’s gone down • Save the penguins • Randy Daddy Long-Legs • OAP – Old aged presenters • And something about living together • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrsteve...

[Live Stream] Trump, Maggie & Tom 16.10.2025 45:13

🔊 In this episode: • How penalty points fund the UK • Honorary degrees can do one • Tom Cruise and Anna de Armas split • Trump sticks his neck out • And something about vets • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com...

Stand-up comedian gets lucky with a nurse 16.10.2025 11:02

🔊 In this episode: • Pigs in blanket beans are back • Flying taxis are coming • It’s all gravy • Stand-up comedian gets lucky with a nurse • And something about Omaze problems • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.co...

Steve attacks Gen Z (again) 15.10.2025 11:12

🔊 In this episode: • Dogs are addicts • Trump’s medical • Ladybird attacks • Gen Z are ruining words • And something about chocolate compo • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevenallen.co...

Steve and Bonnie Blue 14.10.2025 40:22

🔊 In this episode: • Sir Keir Starmer is a mug • Sumo coming to UK • In the Deep (Bonnie) Blue Sea • Young drivers lose some blood • And something about someone stole some taps • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.c...

Steve puts the X into Xmas 14.10.2025 14:32

🔊 In this episode: • Diddy causes another problem • CDs are back, baby! • Nuts news: Conker champ quits • Where to go nude this Xmas • And something about Brad Pitt maths • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧...

Steve sleeps like a baby... in a nappy? 13.10.2025 13:31

🔊 In this episode: • Liz Hurley’s twitching • Aldi tills are the best • Like a sleeping baby • King Kong-kers • And something about my bad knee • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevenall...

Tall (s)Tory 10.10.2025 16:30

🔊 In this episode: • Liz Hurley’s feeling tents • Harvest fail • Is TV bad for you? • Tall (s)Tory • And something about bad manners • Plus other nuggets from the news in podcast form 💻 Follow on X/Insta/TikTok/Threads/BlueSky it’s @mrstevenallen for all 📹 YouTube is http://youtube.com/@mrstevenallen 📖 NEW Substack is https://mrstevenallen.substack.com 📧 And email to me@mrstevenallen.co.uk wi...