Stay Doomed

Oh god! Cursed image! As voted on by Patreon Laura and Noah take a look at the 1960's pilot Rosie. This is the story of a talking dog played by a grown man and also... a murder? Maybe? Will Rosie find a home in our hearts, or is it ruined like our nice furs and STAY DOOMED? Not (yet) sponsored by Beatbox.   Wanna watch before you listen? Check it out here: https://youtu.be/2Gpr-ODeci0 Next we are...

Seven days ago, Agent James Prufrock was sent a fax from PUSH NEVADA. Join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they navigate the tail end of PUSH NEVADA, and each of our hosts has a surprise bombshell to drop. Will Jim and our hosts make it through unscathed, or will they STAY DOOMED? Wanna watch before you listen? Check it out here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43gUMiwfukA&list=PL0-OMNczgNhlDYb...

When a rouge fax ends up on the desk of noble tax man Jim Proofrock, he can't leave well enough alone. He ends up in the town of Push Nevada and uncovering its many secrets including a man with a serpent tattoo, a mysterious north wing and a vault robbed of over a million dollars in cash. Cash that the viewer can win if they find the clues in every episode. Will you find the clues that would lead...

It seems today that all you see is violence and movies and sex on tv. Before Family Guy's triumphant debut in 1999, Seth MacFarlane workshopped LIFE WITH LARRY and LARRY AND STEVE, two shorts with a suspiciously familiar protagonist and his suspiciously familiar talking dog. Join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they uncover the earliest traces of the animated juggernaut. Do these shorts hold up...

This is it, graverobbers: the episode Laura has been waiting for.  It's time for Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan to take you TO RIVERDALE AND BACK AGAIN! That's right, today they're attacking the 1990 made-for-TV movie.  Before Riverdale made Archie and the gang angsty, sexy twentysomethings playing teenagers, To Riverdale and Back again made Archie and the gang....angsty, sexy twentysomethings pla...

Long before metahumor and genre-bending were commonplace, Chris Elliott led a dual life. Hard-boiled PI by day, sitcom dad by night, join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they attend a reunion for THE ACTION FAMILY. Will the serial murders get solved? Will Chris make it to Danny's parent teacher conference? Or will this family experiment STAY DOOMED   Wanna watch before you listen? You do. Check...

What happens with a race is derailed, a family falls apart, and you need to drive through 300 miles of desert to get to a bear? THE AMAZING RACE: FAMILY EDITION (Part Two!) Join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they guide you through the second half of the failed experiment. Will these families stay together and survive this adventure? Or will this less-than-amazing race STAY DOOMED?   Wanna watc...

It's summertime, and what says summer like the ultimate road trip? This week, join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they embark on a 25-day, 50 city tour of North and Central America on The Amazing Race: Family Edition! Will these ten families make it through the most stressful vacation imaginable? Or will they STAY DOOMED? Wanna watch before you listen. Check out the Amazing Race on Hulu, it is...

Thank you for holding, your listening is very important to us. You will be connect with Part 2 of MTV's The Phone.... NOW. Noah and Laura finish their review MTV's forgotten reality show. Should Justin Timberlake hit redial, or is it true that you can't teach an old horse new tricks, and it should just STAY DOOMED!   VOTE FOR THE NEXT EPISODE: https://twitter.com/staydoomed/status/1412559850056339...

Hello, if you want to hear Noah and Laura talk about an MTV failed reality show, press 1 now.....    I am going to assume you did. This week Stay Doomed takes a look at The Phone, the show that thrusts random contestants into a real life action movie. Will the show fall in sync with a strong reality contest, or should the line remain disconnected and STAY DOOMED?!   Wanna watch before you listen?...

In 1993, video game movies didn't have a reputation for being bad. In fact, they didn't have a reputation at all. Then SUPER MARIO BROS came along, creating the first video game-based live-action Hollywood release, and also the first video game movie to be critically panned. In 2021, the dedicated filmmakers of Super Mario Bros: The Movie Archive obtained access to a workprint and painstakingly cr...

School's out, and this summer is going to be KILLER!  Welcome back to part two of KILLER CAMP!  Join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they navigate royalty-free music, twist endings, and horror movie tropes!  Will this camp join Camp Crystal Lake in the Halls of Horror History?  Or will Counselor Bobby and Bruce the Handyman STAY DOOMED?   Wanna Watch before you listen? Check it out on  CW.com Ne...

  It was a normal day at Camp Stay Doomed watching shows that ran only one season. But then... HERE COMES KILLER CAMP! As voted on by our Patreons Noah and Laura review the reality show Killer Camp. Is this show deserve all the praise of Bobby's mommy? Or should it suffer at the hands of Bruce the Handy Man and STAY DOOMED!?   Wanna Watch before you listen? Check it out on CW.com What do you want...

Two witches take in their young, naive niece to see if she shares the family gift. The family hides in a small, cute town from townsfolk ready to persecute them with their snarky talking black cat. Think you know what I'm talking about? Think again! Join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they explore THE ELVIRA SHOW, a sitcom pilot with a similar premise but a different, shall we say, execution? W...

Don't panic! It's Towel Day! Get your copy of THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY and get moving! Join Laura Prefect and Noah Beeblebrox as they traverse the stars. Will the 1981 BBC series use the Infinite Improbability Drive to be a cult classic? Or will it STAY DOOMED?   Wanna watch before you listen? Check it out on Hulu!   Next week we are watching The Elvira Show! Check out out here: https:...

In 1976, an entire Saturday morning block found itself doomed. Five shows survived, but MCDUFF, THE TALKING DOG, was seemingly lost forever. In early 2021, one episode was found. Though this in and of itself sounds like the premise of a show, join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they navigate the only surviving episode. Will it be a charming relic of a bygone era, or will it join the other serie...

When five celebrities walk the thin blue line in a show that ages like a 2010 tweet, you get the CBS/ VH1 team effort ARMED AND FAMOUS. Join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they patrol the dark alleys of 2006 television, loose definitions of celebrity, and a bout of ailurophobia! Will Jack, LaToya, Jason, Erik, and Trish earn their badges? Or will the Muncie, Indiana Police department STAY DOOME...

MTV2 dares to ask the question "Do gamers want to watch a show that openly insults them?" Noah and Laura at here to answer, "No." This week Stay Doomed takes a look at the Viva La Bam "spinoff" BLASTAZOID. Can Jackass castoffs Dico and Rake blast their way into the hearts of gamers, or will the show not have the staying power of the web clips they show and just Stay Doomed.   Wanna watch before yo...

Family holidays are always fun and peaceful, right? Not if you're JACK AND JILL! Join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they try to figure out the timelines of the rehearsal process, vacation scheduling, and the desperate need to claw some kind of sense out of this infamous Razzie Legend. Will Jack and Jill sort out their differences over a Dunkaccino? Or will this festival of product placement ST...

Razzie Month continues to be a horrible curse wished upon themselves. Laura and Noah sit down to watch  the Sia written and directed disaster Music. Will the best intentions carry this movie though, or will it earn its golden razzberry and STAY DOOMED!?   Wanna watch before you listen? .... okay, but like... don't give them money...   Next week we are watching Jack and Jill.   Check out our Patreo...

Last year's WRESTLEMANIA was a once in a lifetime event, which by WWE definition means it happens again the very next year! Join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they see Wrestlemania from the Thunderdome to the lightning delay. Will Wrestlemania 37 be a worthy installment of the Showcase of the Immortals? Or will this sports entertainment institution STAY DOOMED?   Wanna watch before you listen?...

There are two rules to FANTASY ISLAND: you must see your fantasy through to the end, and Lucy Hale must show up at least once per hundred episodes of STAY DOOMED. Join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they navigate magic water, Michael Rooker, and brute-forcing mythology into a reboot. Will the mysterious Roarke manage to keep his guests alive? Or will they- and this revived franchise- STAY DOOME...

On her 29th birthday, a beautiful woman goes missing while on vacation with her boyfriend and best friend. Sound like a horror movie? It's not! Join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they (don't) spend 365 DAYS trying to figure out what is happening in this movie. Will the montages and the music ignite a love story for the ages? Or will this film- like its incredibly misguided concept of what cons...

After the plot-mandatory death of his courageous wife, a man uniquely in tune with animals takes a young boy on a quest to save the Queen of England. Join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they discover the atonal symphony of this non-musical DOLITTLE. Will Robert Downey Jr continue his trend of playing difficult geniuses in fantastic films? Or will the queen, the plot, and the endless reshoots ca...

A video game in which you play as a sickly old woman. A talking pile of wasabi. A maliciously annoying gas attendant. What do all of these things have in common? They are all players in THE O SHOW, a 1997 NBC special featuring comedian Steve Oedekerk. Join Laura Prince and Noah Houlihan as they try to figure out what is happening. Will they figure out this aggressively 1990s creepypasta? Or will t...