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With the Decepticons on Earth all rounded up, the Bee Team is free to do some sightseeing! But when Bumblebee takes them back to the Autobots' old base, they run into the Decepticon scavenger Paralon and his Mini-Con partner Buzzstrike! Can the Autobots stop them before they get any of the many, many dangerous artifacts they left lying around? Why are we having ANOTHER all-brown episode? And what...

Before we move on to Robots in Disguise's awkward little half-season, we're taking a break to appreciate an old favorite from the 90s: Gargoyles! With Xanatos in jail, Goliath believes his clan is free to enjoy modern life -- like television! But when Lexington meets the Pack, a team of "heroic" fighters from his favorite show, he learns that you can't believe everything you see on the picture box...

With their cover blown, the Autobots split up to free the enslaved Mini-Cons and set off their cryo bomb! But when Steeljaw combines the power of THREE Decepticon Hunters, will he be too much for any of them to handle? How many exciting guest Decepticons will they run into? And can Optimus and Bumblebee stop fighting for five minutes? Join us this week for the final episode of Robots in Disguise s...

The Autobots are finally ready to take on the Decepticons who've been gathering on Earth -- but with the Away Team back home, can Optimus and Bumblebee agree on who's leading this mission? What exciting Special Guest Star will be joining them? What's Steeljaw got up his sleeve? And WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THOSE POOR LITTLE MINI-CONS!? Join us this week for the first part of the season 2 finale, "De...

When the Away Team is ambushed by the Decepticon general Stockade and his Mini-Con army at one of Windblade's supply caches, they find themselves pinned down and outmaneuvered! Can they defeat a master tactician? Can Drift's Mini-Cons prove they're ready to graduate from his mentorship? What special guest voice actor does this have in common with our May Patreon special? And why are the Away Team...

While trying to fix the GroundBridge, Fixit accidentally opens a portal to the Shadowzone -- and releases the long-lost Decepticon Soundwave! But when Bumblebee gets sucked into the Shadowzone himself, can he help Fixit, Denny, and Russell take on a Decepticon who's way out of their league? Was Soundwave spending all those years composing his own sweet dubstep soundtrack? And what's up with Steelj...

After Grimlock is accidentally seen by humans yet again, Bumblebee decides it's time for the Dinobot to be grounded from missions in Crown City. But when Bee and Strongarm get quill-poisoned, towed, and booted, Grimlock is the only one who can stop Quillfire! Will his dino-crane costume work? How many laws will Denny and Russell break to get the bots out of the impound lot? And how long will we sp...

For our 300th official episode, we're leaning into the number 3 with a classic original Transformers episode! Blitzwing and Astrotrain have a brilliant plan to get Megatron and Starscream out of the way so they can take over the Decepticons -- but once they succeed, they turn out to be pretty bad at it! Can the Autobots stop them, or will their own blundering cut their reign short? Are the humans...

Team Bee is in desperate need of a break, so when Fixit suspects a Decepticon might show up at a Rear Axle concert, it's up to Bumblebee and Russell to check things out! But which fan-favorite Decepticon's audio-equipment theft has caught Fixit's attention? Will Bee get to hear his favorite song? And can they keep their cover when they become part of the show? Join us this week for "Bumblebee's Da...

Due to family stuff we are putting out a prerecorded filler episode. One where Rob and David ask, "Who's the master?" Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon is a trip to a NYC that doesn't exist anymore, maybe never existed, and for once is not Toronto pretending to be NYC but actually NYC. Because of course once again Rob watched a movie from David's childhood and they felt the need to talk about it. So t...

An injured Steeljaw shows up on the Autobots' doorstep saying he was betrayed by another Decepticon, Scorponok, but when Bumblebee takes Strongarm and Grimlock to find this bigger menace, the wolf uses some sleight-of-hand to get loose in the henhouse! Can Fixit, Russell, and Denny stop him from freeing his old partners in crime? Isn't it kind of cheating to do stage magic in animation? And WHY IS...

Grimlock feels insecure about everyone thinking he's a not-smart-bot, but when Fixit tries to help him by uploading a study guide into his brain, the Dinobot accidentally ends up way too smart! Can they find a way to get "several thousand times the sum total of all human knowledge" out before his brain melts!? Haven't we seen this plot, like, a couple times before? And what Simpsons episodes does...

The Away Team has made it from the Arctic to the desert, so now it's time for some BROWN as they don desert camo to track down Razorpaw and his Mini-Cons Swelter and Glacius! But will Optimus Prime's weakened condition hold them back -- and will Windblade's determination to protect him make things worse? What is this Decepticon's deal with eating people? What surprising veteran of not just Transfo...

Crazybolt and Slicedice return! But when Strongarm accidentally endangers some humans trying to apprehend them, she decides it's time to turn in her Decepticon Hunter -- she's suspended! Can Bumblebee convince her to cut herself some slack before the Decepticons burn down Crown City State Park in the name of speed? Or will he have to tow Grimlock around from now on? Join us this week for "Suspende...

The Bee Team is back in action when they find a new Decepticon stealing a strange, rare ore from a quarry near Crown City! But what could this Saberhorn possibly want with a metal used for starships? Which Decepticons decided to have a party and not invite Steeljaw? Will Russell's sudden fixation on collecting trophies get him squished? And who's been shilling NFTs this time? Join us this week for...

With Optimus and his Away Team in the Arctic, Bumblebee has to stop Overload and his new Mini-Con friends with only Strongarm and Grimlock's help! But will he let his history with Overload distract him from the mission? Will the Away Team get new toys to go with their new Arctic color schemes? And will Sideswipe learn A Very Important Lesson -- or just get them all killed? Jon us this week for "Ov...

And we're back to Robots in Disguise (2015) with the start of season 2! With the Autobots' roster growing, Bumblebee decides to split the party and form an Away Team to hunt down Decepticons far from Crown City. But when they're sent after a Decepticon in the Arctic, will Optimus Prime's unwillingness to accept his own weakened conditioned doom their mission? Will the remaining Autobots be enough...

Ever since a terrible snowstorm back in 1713, the Rider of Midwinter has delivered a loaf of bread to every home in Griffin Rock on Midwinter Morning -- and it's also when everyone in town gives each other presents! But after a week of snow keeps everyone snowed in and the packages from the mainland get lost at sea, can even the Rescue Bots save the holiday? How good can bread that's been sitting...

Before we race ahead to the next season of Robots in Disguise, we're taking a detour back to 1987 with a lesser-known Hasbro series, Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light! When a catastrophic solar alignment causes all the technology on the world of Prysmos to stop working, humanity falls into a new dark age -- until the mysterious wizard Merklynn offers to teach magic to any bold enough to br...

The Rescue Bots have lost their memories, but the mortal peril won't wait -- Griffin Rock is sinking into the sea! What gizmos from previous episodes can they use to save it? Who is the most relieved to learn Blades isn't actually their leader? And would it blow the Bots' cover to charge Doctor Morocco with kidnapping instead of property theft? Join us this week as we finish up season 2 of Rescue...

We're at the end of the season, so it's time for some high-stakes plot developments as Doctor Morocco and Madeline Pynch team up to botnap the Rescue Bots! So what nefarious scheme requires some giant alien robots? What nefarious tool does the Doctor have to get them to play along? And where can we find some episodes of Cupcake Hoarders? This week there's no disguise for some "Double Villainy"!

A mysterious new super hero arrives in Griffin Rock just in time for the debut of the mayor's new high-speed train from the mainland -- which of course goes horribly wrong! Who is this phasing mystery hero? Why didn't they just use perfectly good existing high-speed train technology that isn't prone to catastrophe? And who is Griffin Rock's most trusting and naive citizen? Join us this week as we...

For our Halloween special, David kung-fu kicks Rob into one of his favorite spook-'em-ups, the fantastic phantasmagorical 1977 Japanese horror movie HOUSE! It's a gorgeous chroma-key-filled exploration into the nightmares of a child, complete with hungry pianos, 70s easy-listening J-pop melodies, a sweet kitty cat, more watermelons than you can stomach, and more nudity than you were expecting! Plu...

We're back in Transformers Prime season 2 territory as Bumblebee arrives in Griffin Rock to look for a lost Cybertronian artifact-weapon! But when Bee gets paired with Dani for the mission, can Blades learn that there's no room for jealousy in a polycule? How does this "Liquefier" even work? And WHEN DID THEY GET A HOT WHEELS RACE TRACK IN THEIR BACKYARD? Join us this week for "Odd Bot Out"!

One of our favorite guest stars returns as Uncle Woodrow arrives to help the Burns family while the Chief heads to the mainland for a conference! But will he really be any use when the Dolphin Wonder Festival gets out of hand, or will he just get in the way? Can the Burns kids learn to accept their wacky uncle? And what in the name of Lisa Frank is a Dolphin Wonder Festival, anyway? Join us this w...