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This week we devote the entire episode to game 1! We go through every matchup and make our final prediction before the NFL season gets underway tonight!

This week we find ourselves lodged in the odd week between the final preseason game and the first regular season game. And really we have one big question this week: has a preseason ever mattered less? Thanks for listening!

We are approaching the third and final preseason game of 2023, and yes that IS still strange! This week we talk about what little we could glean from the game against the Colts, review the cut line, talk about the absolute state of this offensive line, and dig into rookie QB play around the league (we can’t get enough). Enjoy!

This week the guys discuss the Bears’ first preseason game against the Titans and this week of joint practices against the Colts. The defensive ends have been showing out and our young secondary is crushing it, plus that first team offense sure seems good. On the other end of the spectrum we have some issues on either side of the interior line. How much of this is real? Let’s find out!

This week we get ready for week 1 of the preseason by discussing the first depth chart of camp, position battles, and some unfortunate injuries. How is Nate Davis? Teven Jenkins? Chase Claypool? What’s up with how far down the depth chart Kindle Vildor and Travis Gipson are? And what are we looking forward to on Saturday against the Titans?

That’s right folks, the Bears have stopped edging us by… EDGEing us! This week we talk about newly minted Bear Yannick Ngakoue, we go Swervin with Gervon, review the first week of Bears training camp, and pay a visit to our friends in Green Bay for some good old Schadenfreude. Thanks for listening!

This week we have Bears news! We start out talking a bit about the first few days of camp, then get right into a preview of the NFC in 2023. Thanks for listening!

Folks! We’re now two weeks away from veterans reporting for camp and a month from preseason football! As such it’s officially time to start talking about the upcoming season and making some predictions. This week we hit the AFC. Is the East the toughest division in the NFL? What team might surprise us? And can anyone stop the Chiefs? Thanks for listening!

By popular demand, here it is! While we were on extended sabbatical due to family obligations and bad… bad Bears football, how did we feel about everything that happened to the Bears? On this episode we walk through Trestman’s second year, the John Fox era, and of course Mitch and Nagy. How did we feel at the time, and how have those feelings changed over the years? Tune in to find out! As always,...

Last week we gave you everything we know about Justin Fields. But! Did you know? Every other NFL team ALSO has a quarterback! This week we put them all on a numbered list and discuss them. Where does Justin land? Who is in our top 5? And how angry can we make Steelers, Giants, and Vikings fans? Tune in to find out!

This week we talk entirely about QB1, Justin Fields. How did we like him as a prospect, what do we like about him now, what do we want to see him improve on, and what do we think is a reasonable expectation for him this season? Kyle brought stats, comps, lists, spreadsheets, and data! Travis brought his HEART. Thanks for listening!

Last week we narrowed down our contenders to a final 16 and put it to a fan vote! On this episode we discuss the fan vote and argue our way down to the last man standing, the worst Bear of the last 20 years. Who will it be? And why did you guys get it so horribly wrong?! Find out today, and thanks for listening!

Last week we started this tournament of shame off by narrowing our awful QBs and Draftees down to the four worst representatives of each. This week we go after the Free Agent/Trade guys and the group we call “Just Why”. Are there enough candidates to fill the FA/Trade pool? How many safeties and offensive linemen have scarred us over the years? And oh god remember when John Fox was Bears head coac...

This week we start the hotly anticipated bad bears tournament, back with a new name and some new rules! For the next three weeks we will strive to crown the worst Bear of the last 20 years. What makes up the worst Bear? Is it bad play, opportunity cost, blown chances, psychic damage? Or is there some secret sauce that makes up a truly legendary failure? This week we tackle the QB and Draftee regio...

This week we start by talking about OTAs a bit, then we transition right into finishing up our look at the 2023 Bears roster, this time on the defensive side of the ball! What do we think about Jaylon sitting out of OTAs? How much better are we at LB this year? And does this DL have any hope? Tune in to find out! And thanks for listening!

Well folks as we enter the darkest two months on the NFL schedule your boys endeavor to bring you some episodes you can listen to then, now, OR forever! After we outline the next 10 weeks we get right into it with a comprehensive look at this newfangled offense. Which positions improved, which got worse, and which are we concerned about? Just how good can this offense be? Find out on THIS exciting...

This week on the starting of Kyle Orion, our boys chat about rookie minicamp and give quick impressions on the schedule release! After that we wrap up our draft coverage by going over some drafts we liked, some we hated, and whatever the hell the North was doing! Thanks for tuning in!

The 2023 draft is in the books folks and, yes, you may know how we feel about the first round, but how did we take to the rest of these picks? Do we like Gervon Dexter Sr and Zach Pickens? What do we think about that trade up for Tyrique? Why didn’t we take an interior lineman? And was there anyone past round 4 we should care about? Let’s find out! Thanks for listening!

The mad men they did it, they recorded their reactions and analysis for the entire first round of the 2023 NFL Draft! Join Travis and Kyle through the highs and lows of the first round and four by god hours of takes. Thanks for listening!

After weeks of build up, folks it's time for your boys to break down the Bears draft! Who do we like at 9? What do we think about taking best player available versus need? What DO the Bears need? How about those trade rumors? Who do we like with our glut of picks between 53 and 64? Folks we're going in deep. The draft is only a week away and it's time to unleash the takes! Thanks for listening!

Two men, tortured for their entire lives by the Chicago Bears, talk about the NFL, how to pronounce words, anything but the Bears and... yeah, fine, we'll talk about the Bears.