Star Wars Minute

PADME moves away as SEBULBA edges his way next to ANAKIN and gives him a sinister grin. Guest Commentator: Paul Rust See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pods are pulled by a wide variety of CREATURES and are led by aliens carrying flags. Guest Commentator: Paul Rust See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the left side of the tracks across from the grandstands, a line of Podracers emerges from the large hangar, surrounded by several CREW MEMBERS. Guest Commentator: Paul Rust See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One of Darth Maul's PROBE DROIDS slowly floats down the main street of Tatooine. It looks in shops and studies PEOPLE as it searches for OBI-WAN, QUI-GON, or the QUEEN. Guest Commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WATTO tosses the cube down. QUI-GON lifts his hand slightly; it turns blue. QUI-GON smiles. WATTO is angry. Guest Commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sitting to one side, having his shoulders and neck massaged by TWIN YOBANAS, is SEBULBA. Guest Commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DARTH MAUL walks to the edge of the mesa and studies the landscape with a pair of electrobinoculars. Guest Commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

QUI-GON takes the blood stained chip and inserts it into the comlink, then calls OBI-WAN. Guest Commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

ANAKIN jumps into the little capsule behind the two giant engines. Guest Commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

SEEK, WALD, and AMEE take off, laughing. JAR JAR is fiddling with one of the energy binder plates. Guest Commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

KITSTER (a young boy about Anakin's age), SEEK (a boy of ten), AMEE (a girl of six), and WALD (a Greedo Type, six years old) join ANAKIN, JAR JAR, ARTOO, and PADME securing some wiring. Guest Commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

QUI-GON puts the comlink away as SHMI comes onto the porch Guest Commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

ANAKIN is embarrassed and steps forward. Guest Commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

QUI-GON walks in, and WATTO and ANAKIN join him. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

SHMI sighs heavily. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

QUI-GON looks to SHMI. She is upset. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JAR JAR attempts to snare another bit of food from the bowl with his tongue, but QUI-GON, in a flash, grabs it between his thumb and forefinger. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DARTH SIDIOUS and DARTH MAUL are walking along the balcony overlooking the vast city. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

ANAKIN shows off his ANDROID, which is lying on his workbench. Guest Commentator: Paul Scheer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

ANAKIN leads PADME into the other room. ARTOO follows, beeping all the way. Guest Commentator: Paul Scheer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The wind is blowing hard as QUI-GON, JAR JAR, and PADME follow ANAKIN down the street and into a slave hovel. Guest Commentator: Paul Scheer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JAR JAR opens his mouth in surprise, and the frog snaps away, ricochets around the market, and lands in Sebulba's soup, splashing him. Guest Commentator: Paul Scheer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

ANAKIN lets out a "yipee" and runs out the back. Guest Commentator: Paul Scheer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

PADME turns, and ANAKIN looks sad as he watches her leave. Guest Commentator: Matt Belknap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

ANAKIN looks at PADME defiantly. Guest Commentator: Matt Belknap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.