Star Wars Minute

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Alex Robinson and Pete The Retailer analyze, criticize and philosophize the STAR WARS movies, one minute at a time.

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Attack of the Clones Minute 42: Blissex 10.01.2017 27:57

A Brilliant white light. OBI-WAN pushes the soaking hood from his face. Guest commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 41: Bibblesplaining 09.01.2017 28:48

SIO BIBBLE and QUEEN JAMILLIA exchange a look. Something is going on here. Guest commentator: Joseph Scrimshaw See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 40: Personal Vision 06.01.2017 34:34

QUEEN JAMILLIA is seated on the throne, flanked by SIO BIBBLE and a COUPLE OF ADVISORS. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 39: Dangerous and Disturbing 05.01.2017 30:05

ANAKIN and PADME walk toward the palace. ARTOO continues to follow. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 38: We're the Jedi 04.01.2017 23:09

There is a brief pause. Then a CHILD puts its hand up. YODA nods. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 37: The Bear Clan 03.01.2017 33:02

OBI-WAN comes out onto the veranda and stops, watching TWENTY or so FOUR-YEAR-OLDS doing training exercises, supervised by YODA. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 36: Alex P. Keaton 02.01.2017 22:11

The great, gloomy hold is crowded with EMIGRANTS and their belongings. Guest commentator: Riley Silverman See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 35: A House on Elm Street 30.12.2016 30:18

JOCASTA NU taps the keyboard and frowns. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 34: None of Us Here 29.12.2016 32:31

DEXTER grins. He puts the dart down between them. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 33: Little More Than a Novelty 28.12.2016 29:12

DEXTER picks up the dart delicately between his puffy fingers and peers at it. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 32: Gaslighting the Gaslighter 27.12.2016 32:13

OBI-WAN comes to a kind of alien diner. On the steamed-up window it says "DEX'S DINER" in alien lettering. He goes inside. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 31: Podme 26.12.2016 25:18

ANAKIN and PADME, dressed in Outland peasant outfits, get up and head for the door where CAPTAIN TYPHO, DORME and OBI-WAN are waiting to hand them their luggage. Guest commentator: Kelly Anneken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 30: Nothing Happens on Naboo 23.12.2016 26:06

A small bus speeds toward the massive freighter docks of Coruscant's Industrial area. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 29: Showin' Off Mad Skillz 22.12.2016 29:28

ANAKIN backs away as PADME turns and goes back to her packing. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 28: Pianos 21.12.2016 26:55

ANAKIN and JAR JAR stand near the door of the anteroom to PADME'S bedroom. PADME and DORME move about packing luggage. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 27: Marriott 20.12.2016 25:52

MACE WINDU and YODA walk down the long hallways, silhouetted by a lit room at the end. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 26: Infomercial 19.12.2016 23:48

The vast Jedi Temple sits on an endless flat plain, silhouetted by a against the traffic-filled sky. Guest commentator: Crystal Beth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 25: A Horse's Hoof 16.12.2016 33:38

OBI-WAN and ANAKIN look up to see an ARMOURED ROCKET-MAN taking off from a roof high above. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 24: The Matrix 15.12.2016 31:30

The gun is raised to aim directly at his back, and suddenly OBI-WAN turns fast. His lightsaber flashes. There is a shrill SCREAM and ZAM'S ARM hits the floor. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 23: No-Name Sport Involving Robots 14.12.2016 44:30

OBI-WAN heads for the bar. ANAKIN blinks in surprise, then moves into the room, where ALIEN FACES look back at him with hostility, suspicion, and invitation as he moves among the tables. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 22: Backdoor Kenobi 13.12.2016 26:44

Ahead, ZAM turns in through a door and disappears. A nightclub sign is flashing over the door. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 21: One-Minute Car Crash 12.12.2016 31:08

Just as the dragster is about to nose dive into the ground, ZAM pulls it out, and it slides hard on the pavement in a shower of sparks. ANAKIN goes flying into the street. Guest commentator: Steele Saunders See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 20: Jedi Janitor 09.12.2016 25:41

ANAKIN jumps out of the speeder. Guest commentator: Cassandra Fredrickson See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 19: Karate Schools 08.12.2016 28:52

ANAKIN turns up a side street, zooming up several small passageways, then stops, hovering about fifty stories up. Guest commentator: Jim O'Kane See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Attack of the Clones Minute 18: This Is Where a Human Would Be Laughing 07.12.2016 34:45

Huge electrical bolts shoot between the buildings as the speeders pass. Guest commentator: Scott Carelli See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.