Star Wars Loose Canon

Patrick and Nick recap Nick's recent trip to Galaxy's Edge.  No 7-year-olds were harmed during the visit even though they just couldn't figure out the dang controls in the Millennium Falcon. $@#!   Watch us live on YouTube, subscribe here:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTsXFZGrBqjHQ05dFv6RRIQ Support Us! Patreon : give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a *NEW* L...

My how the galaxy has a short memory. In this one, we explore how the memory of the Jedi was partially gaslit just 20 years after order 66.  With special guests Storm Duper and IG-69 from Faking Star Wars Radio .  Watch us live on YouTube, subscribe here:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTsXFZGrBqjHQ05dFv6RRIQ Support Us! Patreon : give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/mon...

In this episode, we recap how Nick spent his time and copious amounts of money at Star Wars Celebration. Nick also shares his bleak new outlook on commerce and fandom... in a fun way. Watch us live on YouTube, subscribe here:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTsXFZGrBqjHQ05dFv6RRIQ Support Us! Patreon : give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a *NEW* Loose Canon log...

5 year anniversary of Loose Canon. The boys tell you who's to blame for this dumb podcast. Watch us live on YouTube, subscribe here:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTsXFZGrBqjHQ05dFv6RRIQ Support Us! Patreon : give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a *NEW* Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker...

We're sending Nick to Star Wars camp! Listen in for tips we've gathered throughout Star Wars internet. Special guest contributions from Storm Duper and Teeb Ront'r of Faking Star Wars Radio and Allen Voivod of Star Wars 7x7. Watch us live on YouTube, subscribe here:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTsXFZGrBqjHQ05dFv6RRIQ Other Sources Mentioned Faking Star Wars Radio Star Wars 7x7 Star Wars Minu...

When Lucasfilm's creature shop was firing on all creative cylinders, we got some cool aliens sitting neatly in a circle discussing rational topics. In this episode we dive into some of our favorites. Send us your convention tips! Nick is attending Star Wars Celebration in Chicago in 2019, and we're looking for your tips for surviving his first convention. Send your audio or text to info@starwarslo...

Life in the galaxy is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short. And the holidays are no exception! Send us your convention tips! Nick is attending Star Wars Celebration in Chicago in 2019, and we're looking for your tips for surviving his first convention. Send your audio or text to info@starwarsloosecanon.com  and we'll air the best ones right before SWCC in April 2019. Watch us live on YouTube,...

Let's talk about everyone's favorite mucousy, non-expressive pig lizards. Send us your convention tips! Nick is attending Star Wars Celebration in Chicago in 2019, and we're looking for your tips for surviving his first convention. Send your audio or text to info@starwarsloosecanon.com  and we'll air the best ones right before SWCC in April 2019. Watch us live on YouTube, subscribe here:  https://...

  In Star Wars, is space a vacuum? Asking for a friend. Support Us! Patreon : give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode!  Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams)...

This one is about drugs, people. Buckle up. Support Us! Patreon : give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode!  Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by...

Hold your tongue with your thumb and forefinger and say "I was born on a smuggler's ship."  Today we explore what living on a ship might have been like in Star Wars.  Support Us! Patreon : give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic...

DON'T WORRY, CANONBALLS, WE BLEEPED ALL THE BAD ONES. Herein we explore how Star Wars uses curse words and the stand-ins used for the real bad ones.  Support Us! Patreon : give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on a...

Sometimes an artist has the great idea to marry the ferocity of a bear with the elegance of a potato, and – suddenly – you have the Rancor, a creature that was only a few clicks of empathy away from being regarded the same as Wookiees. Support Us! Patreon : give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle...

Stuff about where they put stuff. Bonus: MEATLUMPS. Support Us! Patreon : give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode! Sponsor - Winc Use promo code LOOSECANON to get $22 off 4 Bottles of Wine + Comp...

Nick and Patrick wax nostalgic about growing up during the "dark times" of Star Wars… just kidding, this episode is mostly about Taco Bell. Support Us! Patreon : give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual e...

[clickbait] Rian Johnson is a bully? [/clickbait]   Support Us! Patreon : give us your pity money and get these great tier rewards: $1/month get a Loose Canon logo sticker $5/month get the sticker and a custom doodle from Patrick $10/month get the sticker, the doodle, and name a topic and co-host on an actual episode! Links NEW! We stream on Twitch now Red Letter Media Plinkett Reviews Ryan's ToyR...

Something is wrong with Star Wars internet in 2018 and Loose Canon is here to probably make it worse. And sure, we'll talk about Solo too.   Links NEW! YouTube Channel Sponsors Fandango : Use our Fandango link to purchase your next round of [whatever] tickets. It doesn't cost you extra and it supports the show! ThinkGeek Product Review - Star Wars Darth Vader Briefcase Credits Theme song performed...

"The real superweapon is families falling apart" – Patrick Links NEW! YouTube Channel Friends of the Show: HiFi Critics Sponsors Fandango : Use our Fandango link to purchase your next round of [whatever] tickets. It doesn't cost you extra and it supports the show! ThinkGeek : Product Review - Star Wars Pinache Spatulas Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad m...

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The Last Jedi. You loved it, you hated it, we waited 3 months to talk about it. We call that a win. Links Choice-supportive bias How politics makes us stupid (fight or flight reference) Expanded version of The Last Jedi novelization Riansplaining More Riansplaining Sponsors Fandango : Use our Fandango link to purchase your next round of [whatever] tickets. It doesn't cost you extra and it supports...

  Links How much ya bench? Star Wars names that have come in and out of fashion Sponsors Fandango : Use our Fandango link to purchase your next round The Last Jedi tickets. It doesn't cost you extra and it supports the show! ThinkGeek : Product Review - Star Wars Empire Self-Stirring Mug. Credits Theme song performed by Charles Laurita (written by John Williams) Ad music by Kenobi Style (the duo,...

It's clear that Star Wars has a much better version of Google Hangouts than we do. In this one, we deep dive into communications and means of data transfer, especially the kind that occurs in Rogue One. Alternative show title: The Benefits of Using Mon Calamari Zip Drives   ***Use our link to buy The Last Jedi tickets today***  www.starwarsloosecanon.com/TLJ   Links Ewok Shofar Did Patrick actuall...

The galaxy isn't entirely made up of lightsaber fights and cut-and-dried good and evil. In this episode, we get our lawyer friend and muse Joe Terrenzio on retainer. He applies his legal expertise to the galaxy and prepares for our eventual lawsuit with Lucasfilm and the Church of Scientology. Not necessarily in that order.   Support our show by picking up power converters at our tosche station: T...

Jawas communicate by smelling farts. Also Patrick does a really decent Neil Young impression. Links Ugly unmasked sand person is ugly Rust Never Sleeps The Book of lists The Disney Star Wars Galaxy's Edge details we've all read Link to Buzzfeed-style list of Jawas Reach us at: http://loosecanon.nerdglow.com 773-669-5091 starwars@nerdglow.com http://www.twitter.com/StarWarsLC http://www.facebook.co...

Three years into the podcast and we're finally getting to lightsabers. We owe guest host Aaron Spain (half of the Nordy Derk Podcast ) this episode. Here's our thank you, three years later. Star Wars Explained video about Vader's lightsaber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unE4Cg9HjAk Do it: https://youtu.be/vU54c3YDyak Reach us at: http://loosecanon.nerdglow.com 773-669-5091 starwars@nerdglow.com...