Star Trek Minute

In which the Bird-of-Prey heads out, we get some fun procedural dialogue, and we do a LOT of impulse power math...

In which Gillian nearly kills Kirk and herself, Sulu forgets how to fly, and Todd and Margot wonder what the hell that was...

In which Chekov's slapstick rescue comes to a conclusion, Kirk and company are beamed safely back to Golden Gate Park, and Gillian makes her case for going to the 23rd century...

In which Chekov dreams of being an admiral, cops are fooled again, and the escape begins...

In which McCoy continues his rant against medievalism, Kirk chastises folks for their unprofessionalism, and a phaser makes an oh-so-brief appearance...

In which McCoy is on fire - criticizing interns, talking his way past security guards, and arguing with medieval surgeons...

In which we discuss tic tacs curing kidney problems, McCoy giving great bedside manner, Kirk's ability to use a three-ring binder, Kirk and company being in disguise, and we get to see Hall and Oates in the elevator...

In which we discuss McCoy's humor, Chris wonders what is wrong with Chekov while Dave was concerned that Chekov was going to die, Dr. Gillian running the show, and we both wonder if McCoy is an elitist...

In which we discuss Dr. Gillians first beaming and her demeanor, the package that is now a clear wall, amount of time it takes to ship whales to Alaska, are Vulcans actually elves in disguise and Chris sometimes thinks this is Wrath of Khan...

In which we discuss Scotty’s missing finger, bad special effects, bad miming, Scotty’s choice of yelling down to Admiral Kirk, Dr. Gillian and the transporter, and Chris is going to play follow the package...

In which we discuss how we were duped into believing that was a real helicopter, the state of the art windshield wiper special effects, Dr. Gillians run in with the ship, and how we are going to question every effect from now on...

In which Gillian finds that George and Gracie are gone, smacks the hell out of Bob, throws a haymaker at her truck, and Sulu flys a chopper...

In which Kirk gets in a snit, Spock has an insight about the Admiral, and Gillian arrives at a closed Cetacean Institute...

In which Chekov makes a run for it, marines and sailors hit the deck, and Chekov may or may not be dead at end of the minute...

In which we get a "who's on first" interrogation, an FBI agent gets close to blowing a fuse, and Chekov makes a break for it...

In which Mr. Chekov tries to get beamed out, Mr. Scott loses Mr. Chekov, and the Marines capture Mr. Chekov...

In which Uhura quietly asks Scotty to beam her out, things happen, and Uhura beams out...

In which we discuss Kirk getting salty with Spock in front of McCoy and Scotty, how board Uhuru and Chekov are waiting for the photons to be collected, the command duty officer appears to be overdressed and Chris things every minute is from Close Encounters…

In which we discuss the size of the pizza pie, the transporter lights and sounds - are they real, would Dr. Gillian turn around and look for Kirk, Dave thinks Kirk has had his fill of Spock and we wonder if McCoy is managing Scotty…

In which we discuss walking around a spaceship, messing with the timeline, breaking the Prime Directive, a self imposed time crunch, and we get word what Checkov and Uhuru are really in front of…

In which we debate whether the reactor is the real reactor, what the red room contains with all that smoke, a lot of backlights in the park and Spock’s photon collector looks almost too perfect…

In which we discuss how a whale could be very pregnant, Kirk telling us there is no money in the future, but Vonda tells us something different, how a German Shepherd is known as a Alsatian, and we give thanks to our patrons…

In which we discuss how a future person would tell a person in the present about how they are from the future, McDonald’s in Star Trek, finding out Kirk if from Iowa and we get some background from Vonda…

In which we discuss a Michelob taste test on air, beeper and pager and portable phones, do communcators have mute buttons, and does Dr. Gillian even know their names?

In which Gillian asks questions that don't get answered, Kirk drops a time travel hint, and we get more bad news about George and Gracie...