Star Trek Minute

In which Kruge and Kirk meet for the first time, bluffing starts in earnest, instincts are trusted, and we speculate what Kruge's plan was this whole time…

In which the Bird of Prey chucks its own torpedo, the Enterprise's automation center says bye-bye, Kruge wonders why they haven't been finished, and we lament the lack of a good score in this minute…

In which the Bird of Prey decloaks, the Enterprise chucks some photon torpedoes, FiFi Rebozo bites it, and we discuss shield bubbles and Starblazers for awhile…

In which we discuss the distortion on the view screen, how shields and cloaking technology may work, what red alert really does, Airplane! references, and we say goodbye to Klingon with Jonathan Carlisle…  Guest starring Jonathan Carlisle from The Princess Bride Minute!

In which we discuss what Kruge’s plans are, how beaming and cloaking work, whether or not kellicams are a measurement of shapely legs and Chris takes us down a School House Rock tangent… Guest starring Jonathan Carlisle from  The Princess Bride Minute!

In which we get a lesson at the Jonathan Carlisle Klingon school of translation, debate about how empty Spock really is, discuss if Vulcans are smarter than Humans, and played who is your favorite Genesis Spock… Guest starring Jonathan Carlisle from The Princess Bride Minute!

In which Chekov thinks he saw something, Saavik and Spock are rudely woken, Kruge laments the long drive to Genesis, and we speculate about Vulcan hearing…   Guest starring John Dube!

In which the Enterprise arrives at Genesis, Torg cloaks the Bird of Prey, Fifi Rebozo reacts, and we discuss the Dark Crystal again… Guest starring John Dube!

In which Saavik starts the Pon Farr ritual, Spock instinctively follows, and we speculate wildly about what happens next…   Guest starring John Dube!

In which we see a sleeping Saavik, both gush about the TV show Whiz Kids, talk about another Lord of the Rings moment for Chris with the Vulcan language, meet Spock no. 3 looking mean, and find a huge editing mistake…

In which there is magic: David’s tricorder and Chekov’s disappearing collar, Chris is finally happy with a bridge scene, how we would deal with the approaching Klingon’s and what we think about having a kidney removed…

In which we discuss how powerful David’s tricorder is, Chris is scared of Spock 2, insane uncle Billy Marcus, the missing Benny Hill Pon Farr scene, the life-force of Spock and Chris wants that rare Protomatter Spock action figure…

In which the sun freakily sets, David broods on a cliff, Saavik ditches Spock, and we desperately try to figure out what happened to Spock after landing on Genesis…

In which David brings back the whine, Saavik calls him out, Kruge fights a garbage worm, and we gush over the gushing practical effects…

In which Kruge, Shemp, and Joe search the dry jungle, Saavik confronts David, a confession is given, and we theorize how much Carol Marcus was involved in the usage of protomatter...

In which Vulcans touch noses, the Grissom going boom, professing our love of the glowy enterprise warp thing, and McCoy gets an attaboy…

In which Esteban checks the rear window for anyone following, Chris think there are dwarves on the bridge, Klingon is spoken and we wonder if Torg will make Kruge's day... 

In which the conspiracy talk continues, Saavik and young Spock have a tender moment, we get our best WTF moment in all of Star Trek, and we ponder whether you can hear the de-cloaking sound of a Klingon Bird of Prey...

In which Saavik and David find a Vulcan child, David voices a theory, Esteban has questions, and we drift deep into a Starfleet conspiracy of our own making…

In which the bridge scene goes on far too long,  classic TOS sets are re-used for the Genesis planet,  a mysterious humanoid is spotted, and we discuss which warp is faster…

In which Styles gives the command to execute transwarp, the Excelsior does not execute transwarp, Kirk and party pat themselves on the back, and we discuss The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy...

In which the Enterprise is making her getaway, McCoy is living in a nightmare, the Excelsior is looming like a predator and we learn what type of mustache Chris really wants...

In which Scotty battles Space Door locks, everyone else holds their breath, the Excelsior begins its pursuit, and we discuss Star Trek: Discovery... Guest starring  Paul Sullivan  from the Sully Baseball podcast, and  Ted Sullivan , co-executive producer and writer from Star Trek: Discovery!

In which McCoy wonders how they will get away, Styles marvels at his new ship, Sulu keeps us tense, and we lovingly rip on the Exclesior bridge... Guest starring  Paul Sullivan  from the Sully Baseball podcast, and  Ted Sullivan , co-executive producer and writer from Star Trek: Discovery!

In which the Enterprise begins backing out, Kirk is ordered to surrender his vessel, Captain Styles is on his way, and we discuss how the film ties back to The Original Series...   Guest starring Paul Sullivan from the Sully Baseball podcast, and Ted Sullivan , co-executive producer and writer from Star Trek: Discovery!