Stall It with Darren and Joe

You know we love a deep dive here, we’ve gone down the rabbit hole on JFK, the Unabomber, and all sorts so when something serious lands, we’re all over it. We want you to get on a podcast we think you'll really be into. It's called Lines of Enquiry, a brand new GoLoud Original, and it’s proper Irish true crime. None of the mad Facebook theories, Janine from Tallaght trying to solve a 43 year old c...

Is Joe as grumpy as he seems? Or has his daily meditation/astral projection practice calmed his mind? You could nearly believe that he's a changed man until his tirade about ketchup being childish and immature. Darren and Joe attempt to unmask an 'anonymous' listener after their question has Darren revealing some cheeky personal details that no one really wanted or needed to know. Get in touch and...

We are welcomed this week by Darren the bingo caller, before we get into some questionable speculation on mysterious intergalactic objects, hear about Joe giving back to the world through charitable acts, and get around to making the case for the coolness of wearing glasses. Darren recalls one of his worst social interactions, and Joe tries to bring back an old style tip, but is quickly shut down...

This week we hear how Darren (almost kind of nearly) literally saved someone's life thanks to recent podcast with one single question. We also get to learn some very boring facts for the next time you want to unimpress your pals down the pub. They also get introduced to Lindaland...a strange but wondrous place where anything is possible and it wouldn't be an eiposde without a random conspiracy the...

The builders are at the studio doors and the drills are on full blast, with the lads gazing out at the work underway. We somehow start off with a chat on history's most grisly serial killers and their skin lamps, and Darren shows he's not entirely against the idea of mannequin love.   Joe tries to sabotage some essential infrastructure work outside his house and we end up needing the liberal...

Have you noticed that celebrities don't use earbuds anymore? No? Well Joe has and needless to say there's a conspiracy behind it. Also this week they get to imagine what a bus would say if it could talk (farts get mentioned naturually)and we accidentally stumble upon a previously unexplored side to 'public transport' Darren. The animal attraction to lads wearing Snickers is investigated and it's p...

Darren Conway has suddenly become a man of high stakes gambling, as he pulls off an audacious surprise party plan, with fictitious gala dinners and local community events all concocted to weave his precarious web of deception. This leads to Joe recounting his own miserable past with surprise gifts and trips, when all he wanted was a pint with the lads. We get a request to become the architects of...

We hope you're sitting down for this week's bonus because something very weird occurs. People are in agreement with one of Joe's rants! Yes his outrage over the wanton destruction of the legendary 123 bus route has struck a chord and the people will have their say. Needless to say this powerful moment descends into discussions about farting (and other bodily functions) on the bus. A listener descr...

Darren is a newly minted fan of the NFL, and he’s got the merch to prove it, and maybe someday he’ll understand the sport too. Joe’s trading life is laid bare, as he gets a bizarre trio of bidders on his spice bag trailer, and he also recalls his history as a street trader. Darren calls in help to defend his claims he can cycle a bike, and Joe makes an embarrassing admission about his own life on...

Joe McGucken goes full professional talking head this week, and Darren is only too happy to wind him up and let him go. And it all begins when one listener baits him into making the case for getting rid of traffic lights, which Joe needs no second invitation to get right on board with. It’s not long before we end up with the rules of the road being everyone gets the right of way, no buses and a ci...

There’s a wave of plagiarism hitting our ever original hosts, with everyone from Keanu Reeves to James Corden under suspicion. They’re exploring their legal options, armed only with some vey amateur legal counsel. Overall, Joe is just dying to sue someone. We receive a very thoughtful gift from a listener, and Darren has a stunning update on his pursuit of Fontaines DC. That’s just the tip of the...

We’re pretending to be dentists, drinking the wrong things, considering tennis and golf as healthy new starts, and thanking the listeners for giving us brief breaks from the misery of daily life. Darren makes a tough call on a questions about life with a rat and we take on the world of talent shows, with the help of some loyal friends. And we wrap it up with a  tour of strange Irish town name...

Darren's back from his holliers in Tenerife with a full review and it's a mixed bag and almost getting mowed down by mobility scooters was a real issue. There were 'dick mugs' though so all was not lost. Joe comes across a food eating challenge and they debate the best techniques for taking on a two foot burger and we got to hear about his poor Mam's trip to the hospital thanks to soem didgy hair...

If you put ice in your milk, there is help out there...just not on this week's bonus episode. It seems it's a thing and Darren also gets to introduce Joe to 'microwave milk film'...yum! The lads get to be anyone for a day and Darren's dream to be Roy keane ends up in contract negotiations with the F.A.I A listener reveals she met Joe at EP and further lets the cat out of the bag regarding his real...

Poor ol' Joe falls victim to an audacious crime and proceeds to get stuck into clampers while he's at it and Darren gets to re-tell his famous story of The Great Chicken Roll Robbery. On the back of accidentally almost doing a runner, Joe takes us down memory lane to Mosney and the infamous bar where you could enjoy your chicken and chips whilst being mooned at. A documentary about superfans gets...

Thanks to a listener question, the lads get to nerd out on some fo their favourite Fr Ted lines and episodes. They also get to imagine their lives in the Royal Family/Mexican drug cartel which results in a tear inducing rendition of Cadle In The Wind. A listener accuses Joe of being an agent of chaos and needless to say...chaos ensues. Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@goloudnow.c...

Joe gives us the low-down on his weekend at EP including a suprise hello from a personal hero and a less pleasant run-in with another. Darren's reveals his hands on apprach to goldfish and ahead of his holidays we get a full itinerary from himself which may involve a pirate ship and a respectful ttitude towards whales. He also gets an extensive to-do list from Joe involving penis themed drinking u...

In this bonus episode the lads dive into the curious world of Pokémon cards and Darren shares his own attempts at being a sports card shark. Joe navigates the complexities of kebabs, sauces, and the ever-contentious topic of MSG comes up again. Plus we learn that there's a quite shocking lack of sprouts in the shops and Darren is NOT happy man! Send all of your questions and comments to stallit@go...

Darren almost has brush with a life threatening illness but still found time to go to go to Oasis where he has an odd encounter with a burger bun. We get to follow Darren's epic and incresingly drunken journey across town which leads to the discovery of Ed's fandom of Buzzballs. Amy gets a sent some weird emojis, Joe has a run-in with a dodgy builder and we finally settle the debate of who is bett...

The lads are on Today Fm this week (well kinda) and naturally the age old question of whether you wash your legs in the shower rears its hairy limbs. Joe's pronunciation of a particular word gets called out and needless to say he deals with it calmly and maturely. In an effort to separate themselves from their doppelgangers, we learn what Darren's ramen noodle order is and they take the time to re...

Does your business need a sales injection? Well sit back and marvel as one of Ireland's biggest internet sensations shows what he can do to bring your profits to the next level...especially if you're a fish monger/pool hall. Joe reveals what he'd envest his Lotto millions on and Darren reveals an awkward encounter whilst interviewing folks on the street. They consider their career options in the f...

This week we get to hear Joe's exclusive recipe for his thankfully niche 'Crack Beer'. Please do NOT try at home. A chat about prison brings up a legendary cornflake related viral moment and Joe has a typically unique view on life behind bars. A listener has a fascinating fact about 'Hillbillies' and Darren makes a shocking revelation about the whereabouts of his previous creations. Oh there may b...

This week we get a mini deep dive into one of the greatest live TV moments in Irish history, their mutual love of Podge & Rodge and Joe reveals a potential collab with the legendary Dustin The Turkey. With Oasis in town the lads discuss ticket prices and the craft/dangers of bunking in. Darren's thirst for the celebrity circuit gets called out and things get tasty when he reveals the REAL reas...

One listener asks Joe for parenting advice on how to be honest with a child growing up in a world as bleak as Joe sees it. Darren admits a deep fear of beans that uncovers a childhood trauma, and he takes great joy in a question about scrapping with a badger. There’s a claim birthday cakes and parties are middle class and we have another strike over the buses and trains debate(s), which leads to D...

We give you a bit more context on Darren’s deep hurt over some critical comments from listeners. Joe’s trying to explain elevenses but Darren’s only interested in 4am ham and a smoke. We call for closing the internet at night and argue for the social benefits of shutter the information superhighway after dark. Darren reacts to PJ Gallagher’s impression of him, and he’s keen to get his own version...