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Join the boys and guest Pat to travel south for spring break only to meet the long, hairy arm of the law. High school theater prisons, adorable Scotts, police trophies, and underaged waitresses all somehow add up to movie that caught us off guard. Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod. New movies announced every Wednesday, new episodes every Monday. Follow Pat on Twitter: @patblanchfield Send us Fan M...

The boys are once again diving into a bucket of sleaze this week. Join them as they try to clean an old house and fight off a hunky cartoon wolf, all while David Carradine creeps on them through the window.  Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod. New movies announced every Wednesday, new episodes every Monday. Send us Fan Mail

For their 50th episode the boys discuss Dad obsession, soft drinks, toilet licking, and how long you could live trapped in a freezer. Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we’re watching next. New movies announced every Wednesday, new episodes every Monday. Send us Fan Mail

The boys get their hands dirty with a gore-filled, globe trotting cannibal zombie mashup featuring body wigs, severed head pillow favors, and a surprise goddess sent to foil a mad doctor. Thanks to all the Instagram deviants who voted for this in our poll! Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod. New movies announced every Wednesday, new episodes every Monday. Send us Fan Mail

The boys dig their fangs into another vampire movie, but this one is a horror comedy...that is lacking in both the horror and the comedy. Follow us as we take a trip to Chinatown, deal with some Jiangshi, and discuss our fanboy love for James Hong! Stab along with us! Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we're watching next. New episodes every Monday, next movie announced every Wed...

Hold on to your white worms as the boys go spelunking in jolly old England in search of a sexy ancient vampire snake woman. Along the way they encounter Hugh Grant, Dr. Who, and enough psychosexual psychedelia to make you go blind. Stab along with us! Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we're watching next. New episodes every Monday, next movie announced every Wednesday. Are you a...

The boys are on the hunt for the most fearsome vampire of all -- Dracula! Join us as we dive into the Marvel Cinematic Universe with the definitely-MCU-canon English dubbed anime tv movie where Dracula 1) steals Satan's bride, 2) has a baby, and 3) eats a hamburger.  And those aren't even the craziest things to happen in this weirdo film!  Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what...

Join the boys as they take on a listener recommendation and try to stay away from the protagonist of the movie as much as possible!!! Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we're watching next. New episodes every Monday morning. Send us Fan Mail

The boys are on the run from the law, so they hide out in the walls of their own house! BUT it just so happens that our previous guest Brendan (@gorillaradiohq) has snuck in there with them! Join us as we break down what we'd do if we were alone in a wall and (maybe?) where our bathroom would be! Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we're watching next. New episodes every Mond...

The boys buy an old fixer-upper but find trouble with the old lady that just won't leave! Join us as we fight unbreakable windows and inoperable doors,  get dwindled down one-by-one, meet two completely unnecessary late character additions to the cast, and talk a little too much about our love grandmas and bloody houses! Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we're watching next...

Welcome to the first annual Stabby Stabby Hugo Awards!! The boys look back on their first year by digging through the 41 movies they've covered to find the cream of the crop! In 10 award categories, nominations are made and discussed, and a winner is chosen! What is the best song ? What's our favorite movie? Why was best nudity so difficult to decide?! Join us as we dress in our best awa...

Join the boys as we don Jedi pajamas and drag our oversized plastic swords through rock and sand while being chased by a crazed, motocross-obsessed dictator hellbent on trapping us inside his electrified wind chimes. Can David Carradine master a dirt bike if its covered in cardboard? Do all our moms have secret wind powers? Should every movie have more directors than writers? Yes. The answer to al...

Got a hankering for some Buddhist battles against a black magic bat demon? How about an assembly line of adult men regurgitating chicken butts and bananas for each other to chow down on? Join the boys as they venture into total insanity with plenty of nudity, animal sacrifice, and disembodied floating tentacle heads to make a monk blush.  Get your ShawScope on with The Boxer's Omen! Watch alo...

The boys have to work the weekend doing lingerie inventory, and you know what that means! We have to battle the evil ghost of the driller killer from Slumber Party Massacre ! And this third film in the Sorority House Massacre franchise (yes, we know it's confusing) leaves all houses behind and swaps in an 11-story skyscraper, but keeps that sweet sweet boy Orville Ketchum ! Can we die and com...

The boys bend time and space to learn if its better to face a group of angry carnies, a mysterious hotel full of ghosts and animated furniture, time zombies, invisible studio audiences in the trees, or some combination of all of the above. Will we survive a failed military experiment or quit to make a TV show about a depressed cop-turned-vacuum? Only time will tell. Watch along with us! Follow us...

Santa Claus stops by to gift the boys a special movie this week! Join them as they usher in Christmas by investigating runes with Dan Haggerty, working at a department store, and battling a Nazi-created monster! New episodes every Monday. The next movie is announced every Wednesday on our Instagram @stabbypod. Follow us there and watch along! Send us Fan Mail

The boys start preparing for Christmas by watching the sequel to a Christmas horror classic...even though the sequel has nothing to do with Christmas. They are joined by Jesse and Paul (co-hosts of both the "Apple to Oranges" and "Cinedudes" podcasts) as they all discuss which Gremlin is their favorite, what kind of weird/relevant Gremlins should show up in Gremlins 3, and how...

Pull on your spandex and join the boys as they go undercover at a local theater to learn tiny dances and catch a killer terrorizing the women of Hollywood, a town famous for its pants. New episodes every Monday. The next movie is announced every Wednesday on our Instagram @stabbypod. Follow us there and watch along! Send us Fan Mail

The boys take a trip to France and talk extraterrestrial insemination, gap teeth, and tea sandwiches!  Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we're watching next! Send us Fan Mail

The boys don their best flannel and straw to celebrate Thanksgiving on a creepy farm filled with Catholic imagery and murderous monsters! Cuddle close with your best love-scarecrow, chug that gravy, and hunt the things that creep in the corn! Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we're watching next! Send us Fan Mail

The hell boys buckle into their hell car and race like hell hell to see a young boy who needs to find his kidnapped girlfriend before the devil himself takes her hell virginity. Come for the hell handcuffs made of actual hands, stay for a young Gilbert Gottfried playing a confused Hitler. Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we're watching next! Send us Fan Mail

The boys watch 10 pounds of low-budget sleaze in a 5 pound bag this week! Join us as we venture into  a Freaky Friday styled plot that goes way off the rails.  Watch along with us! Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we're watching next. Send us Fan Mail

The boys investigate a religious zealot slashing up the local town's cheerleading squad. Well, they aren't cheerleaders, they're...majorettes? Is that a thing? Join them as they dig deep into a bigger murder scheme, discuss cinematography in schlock films, and start adding grandmas to their family! Watch along with us! Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we're watch...

The boys look on in horror as Disney's Hocus Pocus reincarnates the corpses of The Three Stooges to torment a teenaged boy for being a virgin. Will we get swept away on brooms of our own or be forced to sit on the bus driver's lap? Oh and there's a talking cat, a reanimated corpse sidekick, TWO orgies, and yabbos. So many yabbos. Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we&ap...

Join us boys for week 3 of Sellout October! We put our dream powers together to take on ol' bacon face himself, Freddy Krueger, and deep dive into a true classic of the Elm Street franchise. Follow us on Instagram @stabbypod to learn what we’re watching next! Send us Fan Mail