Squashin' My Nuts

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, I discuss the silliness of all this onlyfans content out there. Talk about the difference between slow zombies and the smart, fast zombies. I give a little update on the NFL playoffs as well and how I feel as a Packer fan.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail If you knew it was going to be your last meal before your execution date, what would you choose? Maybe you wouldn't choose anything due to stress or fear. Hell, who says you get a choice of final meal anyways? Hopefully none of us ever have to go through that situation. Enjoy the episode. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, I talk about all the late night shit I see in my neighborhood while taking my dog out to go piss. This winter has been wild so far with just how crazy people are. Also talk about this being my last winter here in the state of Alaska and what I've learned about myself living up here.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail It's Thanksgiving already. The year is almost at an end. Discuss the chaos of the news and what's happening in everyday life.   Support the show

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, I discuss waiting in lines at Walmart. Why are there so many empty lanes all the time? I give updates to the cold winter weather we are having here in Alaska. Of course I discuss the difference between American bacon and Canadian bacon aka tiny ham circles. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Just a quick birthday episode. I give an update on the journey to the dentist this previous week. Also dive into a little bit of the packers quarterback controversy and standing up to bullies.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Happy Halloweeners Everybody. In this episode, I talk the state of the world we are living in. Also, cover my hatred for the use of tasers in t.v. shows and movies. I'm sure some might get upset with some things said in this episode so let's give it a *trigger warning*. As always Enjoy! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, I discuss my sadness over seeing the packers quarterback drama unfold and give updates on the crazy cursed elm street I live on. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Give a brief update on life since 2021 has started. Discuss some new life developments as well as the climate of american life at the moment. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, I talk about my love for the green bay packers and the playoffs in 2021. Also, discuss the night stalker series on netflix and more.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Discuss the recent political shenanigans going on in the country. Also, you get some raw, unedited takes of me flipping out over technical issues I was having while recording. Enjoy! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail I discuss a little of why I started doing this thing called podcasting. As usual it goes off the rails and I start blabbering about holidays to wondering if aliens are even real at all.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, I go over the top 100 conspiracy theories of all time. I'll be honest some of these conspiracies made me go down a rabbit hole myself. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail I give a peek into the world of pet cremation. Also, dive into the state of the world with the pandemic and new president of our country. Spoiler Alert at the end. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail When a sativa high turns on you. You get this right here for your listening pleasure! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, I dive into a couple of movies about wild wealthy individuals and the hidden rooms/hallways in their homes. Also, you finally hear how loud my security dog is and after that, the episode turns weird. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, I discuss some hemorrhoid karma I've come across in my life. Also, share a little about my history with mental health after the military. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Discuss the recent riots and protests that are happening all over the country. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail In a high state of mind, I discuss my love for the new song WAP and my take on the song and lyrics.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail I discuss my sobriety from alcohol which is 7 years now. Also discuss corona, aliens, and whether squirt is piss or ejaculate. (talking to those bed pissers out there who disguise it as squirting, you know who you are) Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Give an update on budtending during this covid-19 pandemic and share a few stories of living in the Fairview neighborhood in Anchorage, Ak.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Just a brief update on my everyday life and a quick dive into this corona craziness. Becoming a blackbelt in Coronate! Support the show

Send us Fan Mail In this episode I discuss my love for the original tremors movie as well as clones, eyes wide shut parties, pets, and more.  Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Brief summary of the past 10 years. It was a crazy and often weird decade but I feel I learned a lot from it. Support the show

Send us Fan Mail Talking about a few times where my bum failed me when I needed it's strength the most. Support the show