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THe Master of SCaremonies and Duke of Spook are back to cover a movie from fall of 2022 that they were looking forward to but didn't get to cover when it came out- Orphan First Kill, the prequel to 2009's Orphan (which they covered in last year's Growing up is a Pain series).

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook are joined by friend of the podcast Steph to discuss the first major theatrical horror release of 2023 with the android horror M3GAN.

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook start the new year with a return to a popular segment, along with friend of the podcast Steph, to venture into more horror trivia. Who will come out on top or will it just matter that they had fun along the way? Tune in to find out!

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook are feeling festive as we reach the end of the year, so naturally they are ready discuss the spooky version of Santa Claus with 2015's Krampus. This week our hosts discuss a demonic jack in the box named Der Klown, evil elves, and the family bickering that lies within this holiday horror comedy.

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook return to discuss another lesser known but still VERY effective horror movie where a punk band meets it's worst nightmare in Green Room. Featuring Anton Yelchik's final theatrically released performance before his untimely death in 2016, Patrick Stewart as a terrifyingly clinical villain and our hosts discussing the terrifying implications of the ungroun...

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook are back to discuss another entry in the Wonderful World of Remakes with Leigh Whannel's remake of The Invisible Man which managed to release in 2020 just before the world was shut down. Our hosts discuss the creation of the movie, the amazing performances by Elisabeth Moss and the rest of the cast, and the HORRIBLE implications of the antagonist's overa...

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook take a look at the final 2 movies in the Halloween film franchise, that both came out after the last time our intrepid heroes discussed the franchise in 2020, to discuss the movies that closed out David Gordon Green's Halloween trilogy which have both sparked a lot of conversations.

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook wish everyone a happy Halloween as they close out the Spooktober 2022 series of episodes on the Fear Street Trilogy with Part 3. Join our hosts as they discuss being a puritan in the 1600's, stealing drug berries from the local witch, and the conclusion to the battle between Goode and witchcraft.

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook are back to continue the venture onto Fear Street with the second part of the trilogy that takes on camp counselor killers, a new look at the witch's curse, and Britta from Community?

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook begin this year's Spooktober themed episodes with the first movie of Netflix's Fear Street trilogy. This episode sees the boys discussing 90's music, unkillable slasher tropes and the brutality of a bread slicer.

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook are joined by special guest Ghastly Steve Vacante to round out the Animal Abominations series with the 1989 adaptation of Stephen King's Pet Sematary. Join your hosts as they discuss the moral implications of having a pet sematary in your backyard, trauma dumping, Maine accents, and an adorable child actor. You can follow Steve on Spotify, instagram, and...

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook are back with another Animal Abomination classic, Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds. This week the boys discuss Hitchcock's change to cinema, how Tippi Hedren changed an entire industry, and the chaos that is filming with 3,200 live birds.

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook are back to talk about both another Stephen King adaptation and another animal abomination with the tragic rabies story of Cujo. Come one and come all to hear about this story that Stephen King doesn't remember writing, and the adaptation that required 4 Saint Bernards, a Rottweiler, and a stunt man in a dog costume to film!

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook are back, after a needed slight delay of scheduling, to discuss the next in the line of animal abominations and natural nightmares in 1997's cult classic Anaconda, starring Ice Cube, Jennifer Lopez, and... Scooby Doo?

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook return for their second battle with an animal abomination that happens to also feature a natural disaster in 2019's alligator filled hurricane film, Crawl.

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook are joined by friend of the podcast Sharkie (aka Devon) to start in on the new series where they will be talking about Animal Abominations, and they are jumping in the deep end with the most famous shark blockbuster there ever was, 1975's Jaws.

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook say goodbye to the Growing pains of horror with the final movie in this series, 1999's The Blair Witch Project. With one of the most famous horror movies from the turn of the century, your hosts are able to discuss getting lost in the woods and the very innovative way the movie was created that made it one of the biggest financial success stories in the...

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook are back for the penultimate episode of Growing Up is a Pain with Eli Roth's 2005 movie Hostel. The boys talk about the dangers of acting as overconfident Americans in foreign countries as well as the class act that is Eli Roth apologizing to international politicians to make sure that no one was overly offended by his fictional approach to the torturous...

As the Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook get closer to finishing out talking about how Growing Up is a Pain, they take a look at the modern classic that brings the Groundhog Day concept into the college horror world with Christopher Landon's 2017 great horror comedy, Happy Death Day.

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook return to talk about the horrors of urban legends changing from myth to reality in 1998's Urban Legend, starring Jared Leto *kind of?*

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook are back with another 90's classic, I Know What You Did Last Summer, starring both the not yet Hollywood power couple to be, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. and Leonard from The Big Bang Theory.

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook are back to talk about another new horror movie, The Black Phone directed by Scott Derrickson of Sinister fame. Hear about why you should check out this new crime thriller and avoid meeting The Grabber.

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook return once again to high school while they talk about how Growing Up is a Pain with 2009's cult classic, Jennifer's Body. Join your hosts in their longest episode yet as they discuss high school and pop music in the late 2000's, succubi, and the crazy cast. New Perspective by Panic! at the Disco music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3sA5plF6kE

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook return to high school in the late 90's with the 1998 movie The Faculty. Your hosts couldn't discuss this movie that is essentially Scream meets Invasion of the Body Snatchers meets The Thing without talking about the STACKED cast and using their favorite 90's trailer voices. The trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=praQkvivkUE

The Master of Scaremonies and Duke of Spook take a quick departure from the regular episodes to discuss the latest Marvel movie that was helmed by horror legend Sam Raimi, who brought some classic horror into this new superheroic tale.