Sports Horn

The Ian Fiveankles Breakfast show... coming live from Everton's new stadium...Toffee Park! A brave new world for a brave old team. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your po...

Ian's only gone and bagged himself a cup draw... the balls will be let loose right after 'Ya Mum dun whaaat?!' Only on The Ian Fiveankles Breakfast Show! Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wher...

Another British manager gets the boot. When will football learn?  Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us to make more shows!  ...

Anthony's in the frame for a 2024 Sports Hootenanny on BT Sport 3, and Ian's starting the new year right. Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow...

Ian's planning a proper manly Christmas with his good friend Steve Bould, but who's that at the door? Sports Horn is a sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you stream your podcasts, which will allow us t...

Joe Peckham vs Brian “The Fists” Maraschino... live from Ticklers Palace! Catch all the big fight pre-prebuild up, build-up and post build-up, live on Sports Horn! Remember you can pre-order Tony Pulis' new erotic novel 'Wet Wednesday' on the Sports Horn website... Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular...

Questions being asked at the Ashford Truckstop on the M20 - questions like 'when did Nicky Barmby achieve a category D coach drivers licence?' Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars where...

After a whistle-stop tour of Japan, Ian Fiveankles has had a digital assistant grafted onto his neck. And he's a tonic, he really is! Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Exploding Heads'. Tell all your friends, and make sure to give them those all-important five stars wherever you s...

It's national 'Bring your child to work day,' and Ian's brought his little one in! (Not the two he adopted, he's all but disowned them.) Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, as Ian will be debuting his brand new AI implant, Kubi! Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, best known collectively as the popular online sketch duo 'The Explod...

The World Cup is finally here, and Sports Horn is proud to bring you Ray Leopard and Kitty Spink in Qatar for the 'Big, Big, Big Big World Cup Preview,'  Drew Fibonacci’s going to be bringing you his World Cup Drive live from The Gulf, and Anthony and Ian are presenting their breakfast show from our London HQ. And they're fine with that! Absolutely fine with that. Sports Horn will return same...

It's England day, the boys meet the youngest person to feature on BBC1s 'Who Do You Think You Are?' and they find out whether being an England fan makes you violent! Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, where the team will be testing Ian Fiveankles' blood to find out precisely how English he is. The needle's going to be massive, don't miss it! Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by...

Ian and Anthony get the opportunity to read a referee's report even before the FA do! A radio first, only on SPORTS HORN. Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, where the team will be testing Ian Fiveankles' blood to find out precisely how English he is. The needle's going to be massive, don't miss it! Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davis...

Ian and Anthony try to make amends with the British Transport Police and former Winter Olympic Curling Champion Sue Gravitas (satirist Rosie Holt) pops in to read some tarot! Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, where the team will be getting their hands on a referee's report before the FA do! Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedians Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison, bes...

A big, big, big, big, big, top, top, top, top day for all at Sports Horn towers. Our new king, His Majesty King Charles the Third is visiting the radio station to put his regal digits in some wet cement, and Ian and Anthony will be finding out the nation's most sexually prolific first name. All of this thanks to our new sponsor, Daft Tracy's Payday Loans! Sports Horn will return same time next Tue...

"It’s 300 pages long and at one point it quotes Sartre which is unusual for a book for the under 10s." This week on Sports Horn Sean Longstaff is booked to perform extracts from his new book 'Little Geordie and the Gates Of Hell' to 30 reading-mad children from St Theresa's Primary School, and Ian lets the nation know his true feelings be known regarding one Rod Wallace. Sports Horn will return sa...

This week, Anthony and Ian are challenging the nation to 'Get It Down Ya' - in partnership with Her Majesty’s Government and Jason Koumas. And two hooligans are off to Disneyland Paris! Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, where Sean Longstaff will be reading excerpts from his new children's book, 'Little Geordie and the Gates Of Hell!'   Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by...

This week Anthony and Ian have been selected as celebrity judges in this year's big dog show and for a bit of practice producer Sandra is about to let 20 dogs into the studio... We hope you're enjoying The Ian Fiveankles Breakfast Show on Sports Horn, sponsored by ‘Big Boned Cleaners’ - we won’t ever send round small weaklings to clean your house! Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, wh...

Ian Fiveankles seeks to make his mark on modern sports radio in his very first radio show, in a cynical bid to win his ex-wife Denise back. The only thing that stands in his way is his new show sponsor, MENSMOOTH. Mmmmn…that’s smooth!  Sports Horn will return same time next Tuesday, as Ian tries to calm a studio full of amorous dogs.   Sports Horn is a brand new sitcom hosted by comedian...

Sports Horn – it’s the UK’s third most talked about sports radio network, and it begins broadcasting September 20th! Join ex-footballer and current pundit Ian Fiveankles with co-host Anthony Richardson as they tackle the biggest sporting stories in their brand new breakfast show, only on SPORTS HORN. Dishing out the sort of insight one can only acquire from playing LDV Vans Trophy fixtures against...