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Sponsored by Journey to the Centre of the Earth, which would be cooler if it featured more Exalts!   Our Atrocity of Exalts are on their quest in the Hollow Earth to go back in time to stop nazis from killing the Dragon Kings! They seek out a bunker with a time portal that will take them back to 1942, where they can assemble an army of fomori velociraptors and assault the nazis before they can com...

Sponsored by Four Loko, why didn’t anyone warn John Chambers about it?   Our Atrocity of Exalts are beseech by their Sidereal mentor. Only they are bad enough dudes to go into the Hollow Earth and save the dinosaur people that live there! With the help of slightly drunk and highly caffeinated Owl Spirit, an old-timey Etherite scientist and safari helmets they set out on their adventure!   But befo...

Sponsored by Bigger Anner, the Bigger Luke of Anners   Our Atrocity of Exalts decides to celebrate Halloween by going to the Highgate Cemetery and meeting with the resident undead - the Camarilla and Anarchs of London. Rigel upstages everyone by presenting a lovely gift. Vampires and Exalts mingle in this Elysium mixer, and some secrets get uncovered.   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal...

Sponsored by Strobe Looning, all the cool kids are doing it, why aren’t you?   The other half of our Atrocity of Exalts gets to have their adventures. Rowan delivers his gifts to the Owl Spirit, while Layla confronts her tormentor, Andrew Parker.   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path...

Sponsored by time travel plots, they will always teach you a lesson   Our Atrocity of Exalts is a little lighter today, so they decide to do a pub crawl with the cool kids of London - the local Mages. As they do, they hatch a plan to do a time heist to save Layla’s best friend. But first, they need to test their theories! Time for some smooth jazz time travel!   Content Advisory: Due to our strong...

Sponsored by initiative rolls, turns out doing them diligently is important!   Our Atrocity of Exalts decides to have a cool fight with some vampires in a temple. It goes badly for one of the groups, can you guess which?   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The unethical behavior Of Onyx Path Publishing And its collabo...

Sponsored by revenge, would you like some?   A ticking time bomb! Our rebels set out to confront Steelhead on a ringworld station that will soon be obliterated by a supernova. Can they stop him and escape in time? Will they have the strength to stop General Skywalker as well? Can Void keep his dark instincts in check before they get everyone killed? Find out who lives and who dies in this final ep...

Sponsored by Followers of Set, if you’re looking for bad vampires to punch, you came to the right place   Our Atrocity of Exalts gets educated on the matters of Mages, pumps a vampire for juicy vampire gossip, and End of Sadness decides to enforce their trademarked symbol some Setites thousands of years ago decided to infringe on the copyright of today.   Content Advisory: Due to our strong person...

Sponsored by Kyber Crystals, because explaining how magic swords work is very important   Slave mines! Our rebels set out to save as many people as they can from the tomb world of Jedha. They confront Tora only to find out how fragile the Spiders and Snakes Alliance really is. What does Skywalker need all of those Kyber Crystals for?

Sponsored by 20 Fenchurch Street building, London’s prototype Archimedes’ Heat Ray   Our Atrocity of Exalts has to deal with shadows from Rowan’s past, as his former boss, Miss Felicity Butler, turns out to be still after him and a Nephandi to boot. Now it’s up to them to stop her evil rituals from making London a shittier place than it currently is.   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal...

Sponsored by Rogue One, where did the opening crawl go?   A cracked planet! Our rebels make their way to the Jedha System only to find it was mutilated by the Empire. Will they find any survivors? What dangers lurk on the surface? And what exactly does Spiders and Snakes Alliance want from this tomb world?

Sponsored by Museum of London, featuring only a significant amount of stolen artefacts   Our Atrocity of Exalts decide to spend a night at the museum, but instead of it being like the movie, it unfortunately involves a lot less somewhat alive dinosaurs and a lot more supernaturals trying to steal things, only some of them being our players.   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal conviction...

Sponsored by Redline, because live action is too slow   Off to the races! Our rebels will need to compete in a Life Day Death Race to secure their rights to Maul’s belongings on the Kleptocratic Utopia of Nar Shaddaa. Do they have the need for speed? Will they go fast enough to defeat Racer X? How many racers will survive the Death Race? Let’s find out!

Sponsored by Club Aquarium, come for the drinks, stay for the pool smell and everything that comes with it   Our Atrocity of Exalts is back in London and they are up to no good. Rowan meets his friend the Owl Spirit. Layla looks for her nemesis, Andrew Parker. End of Sadness grows their cult. Rigel talks with his parents. Then they work together to find the perfect gift for a friend. It would be w...

Sponsored by Fallout 2, because caps are a silly idea   Playing god! Our rebels explore the various project Kamino scientists have to offer. They learn of a group of Mandalorians being harvested for their biological distinctiveness. They have to once again confront the Despot of Mandalore!

Sponsored by Boleskine House, it has seen some things   Our Atrocity of Exalts goes on a field trip to Loch Ness because they just need to know if Nessie is real. They also decide to investigate the area’s other notable legend, that of a famed occultist - Aleister Crowley.   Content Advisory: Due to our strong personal convictions We wish to stress  That this Podcast  In no way endorses  The uneth...

Sponsored by Werewolves Of London, the first thing that comes to mind when you think oWoD in London   Welcome to our next game of Exalted vs World of Darkness. The game takes place in London, 2021 (we ignore the pandemic issues entirely just FYI), where an Atrocity (mixed group) of Exalts have converged and are about to impose themselves on the supernaturals of the city and beyond.   You can read...

Sponsored by the slum world of Kamino, going downhill since the end of the Clone Wars   Balance upset! The five person triad is out of orders and emotions flare! Our rebels decide to capitalise on this disunity by visiting the once great world of Kamino to meet with its ruling families and secure a Republic-era project.

Sponsored by de-aging software - because re-casting actors would just confuse the weak-minded   Crime lords! Our rebels seek out a desperate alliance with the Hutts. To secure it, they will have to defeat their nemesis… in a Laser Tag Death Arena! Will they find the missing huttling? What does Maul need demon blood for? What exactly is the Orange Fermented Fizzy Drink made out of? And what is the...

Sponsored by Mr X, he will give it to you   Unlikely allies! Our rebels are on the lookout for a Clone Wars veteran strategist as they run into the Spider and Snake alliance gathering Mandalorians as slaves. What is the despot of Mandalore looking for? Will the rebels be able to save everyone?

Sponsored by Carbon-Freezing, a cool trick that got copied so many times…   Monsters in the deep! Our rebels are stuck in an icy tomb. What awful creatures will they disturb in hopes of getting it out of this planet?

Sponsored by Wampas, the bigger Furlings ----more---- Frozen tombs! Our rebels get debriefed on the sorry state their insurgency is in before venturing into the frozen wastelands of Hoth in search of ships and Mandalorian allies. What they find, however, are dark forces of the Spider and Snake alliance!

Sponsored by The Book of Boba Fett, now with even less Fett than advertised   Welcome to our Star Wars series in the Fellowship system! The game takes place in the time leading to events from A New Hope. A trio of disgruntled Sith cyborgs have made a truce and formed the Spiders and Snakes Alliance. They plan on creating a vast crime empire to be able to stand up to the somehow more evil First Gal...

Sponsored by Legacy of Kain, a time travel story where the characters seek out paradoxes   The end of all time! Our republican adventurers face off against the Lord Marshall once more! Will they be able to stop him once and for all and save everyone in the universe? Will they bring the traitorous Admiral Trench to justice? How will they survive the inevitable Order 66 that awaits them? Find out in...

Sponsored by Sister Despondia, the Star Wars harem anime protagonist   Wheels within wheels! Our republican adventurers have to confront the sinister Sister Despondia and the treacherous Maul to get the final pieces for their assault against the Lord Marshal! Will they secure the key witness to Supreme Chancellor Palpatine’s secret identity? Just how many partners does Sister Despondia bring to th...