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Sponsored by Mornings, they come early   The faster we go the faster we go, and if we go faster than we must go faster still. Other boats stand in the way of or victory and we must get them out of our way. The rats also grow and quickly become almost too powerful.

Sponsored by Spelling, we don’t do that here   The race continues and other racers start to get in our way. Will it be neck and neck or will it be neck and headless racer. We also find time to tell an old story while the waves race by.

Sponsored by Messes, they are sticky   The race begins and we speed away. Don’t blink or you will surely miss us. This is a five episode mini series we recorded over a two day hangout.

Sponsored by Comcast Xfinity, it's not the best choice, it's the only choice!   Our adventure came to an early end due to the Exalted Demake combat engine so far being a bit out of tune. We discuss what problems we faced and brainstorm some possible fixes for what we’ve experienced. Once the system gets another balance pass we will probably come back to this game, but for now, that’s all from our...

Sponsored by phlogiston, the fire essence of oil.   Our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs take a break from being murderhobos and decide to investigate the source of cheap wagyu steaks and lobster rolls. Will they find out if one person can really eat all he can eat? They also investigate the source of a miracle drug that has been hitting the streets and keeping everyone hooked on being healthy and...

Sponsored by muffled sounds of gorilla violence, the best gorilla joke of 1897!   Our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs rush in to save people from a vampire bar. A big fight breaks out that involves not only placed explosives but also an entire truck. Will an unholy knight of the Sabbat, along with armies of shovelheads, be able to put a scratch on our gods of murder, or will gloves have to finally...

Sponsored by chaos response, the new Sabbat war tactic!   Our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs get a new quest from Luna - to find Dr Fun D. Mental’s rogue domain guardian, an animatronic knight endoskeleton. They go looking for it in the orange grove that’s just infested with zombies. Will the new threat be able to handle our murderhobos, or will Devon have to crank the numbers up?

Sponsored by botches, everyone's favourite roll outcome!   Our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs crash a party at Castle Ravenloft, a goth club voted Most Likely To Be Ran By Vampires five years in a row by the readers of the Helios Herald. Will they be in danger, or will they dominate the local vampires like the demigod murder machines they are?

Sponsored by playtests, fail early, fail often!   Welcome to our new game of Exalted Demake (vs World of Darkness)! We are game testing the new iteration of the Demake system with focus on combat. So expect a lot of people getting hurt!   The setting is Helios, Florida in the year 2020. The city’s occult matrix has been on the fritz, and the combined plague and heatwave make people’s lives unbeara...

Sponsored by feedback, we’ve got some!   Our A-team rebels listen to the voice in their heads and storm Lord Ruler’s palace. They confront Vin and her steward in exploring the estate and explore a secret chamber filled with strange and powerful things. How will their story end? Who will succumb to the ultimate power and who will make a sacrifice?   (The Knitting Club’s conclusion episodes may or m...

Sponsored by debasement, in vogue in every collapsing empire!   Our A-team rebels put their secret plans for their stolen minting dies into motion. Everything descends into chaos. Rumours of Kalsier being back and having discovered a new metal that can kill Lord Ruler circulate. The group decides to take some drugs, I mean metals, in hopes of finding out the secret to ultimate power…

Sponsored by secrets, everybody has a few   Our Knitting Club once again goes to a party, this time hosted by house Erbane that went all out this time! Mildred tries to set lady Erikell up for future embarrassment. Windslorp plays with a big dog and in confronting Villette some secrets start getting revealed! The Knitting Club uncovers the reason for the party’s opulence and later has a heart to h...

Sponsored by the 1933 British penny, waiting for its heist movie debut   Our A-team rebels execute their heist against House Erbane to steal their dies. Will everything go smoothly, or will anyone be able to stand up to our Pewtered-up juggernauts?

Sponsored by Congenials Minus Congenials, whops we did it again!   Sorry listeners, our recording got messed up. Our GM cuts out soon, Katelyn follows soon after, and only M is left to interject into the silence. So it’s another Garfield Minus Garfield episode, except we have Odie to narrate…   So anyway, our Knitting Club witnesses Calcier’s duel with the Lord Ruler! Then despite the curfew being...

Sponsored by the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, a joke in 2005, an aspirational reality for corporations in 2020s   Our A-team rebels witness some more public executions by Lord Ruler and finally, the ultimate showdown between Kalsier and the Lord Ruler himself! Then after a drunken bender our rebels start planning for their next big score…

Sponsored by Beatbox Bandits, sometimes you just need to stop and smell the electric purple haze   Our Knitting Club decodes a secret message and undertakes a frame job to capitalise on the secret intel they have uncovered. Will they manage to pull off the reverse heist? Let’s find out!

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Sponsored by sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film, the most pivotal character of Monthy Python   The Knitting Club joins the rebellion!    Our new would-be rebels include: - M as Windslorp Coventry Stableson, a young ward boy with a pet racoon and many secrets - Katelyn as Mildred Hoffquarter, an old lady history buff Mistborn - RD as Twyla Elmere, an old lady obligator   In this inaugural adventure for...

Sponsored by creepy voices in your head, always having your best interest at mind!   Our rebels regroup after their big adventure. They check up on what’s been going on in the city in their absence and go see Kalsier for some more targets to hit next time!

Sponsored by winging the rules, who has time to read the manual?   Our rebels book it from the Pits of Hathsin before anyone notices them. They try dodging being spotted and having to reap what they sow. Will they manage, or will we have some fight with ad-hoc rules since none of us could be bothered to read how Atium works in this system? Let’s find out!

Sponsored by the Pits of Hathsin, you can check in but you can’t check out   Our rebels level up and turn Mistborn just in time for the siege of the Pits of Hathsin! Tyden and Celler awaken their power and start kicking some ass trying to save people from the tyrants that would keep them in the mines forever! Will they succeed? Will anyone escape and tell everyone who’s responsible? We’ll see!

Sponsored by swedish fire logs, a very convenient way to keep a steady fire going!   Our rebels start their plan of raiding the Pits of Hathsin. They start by heading to Tresting and blending in with the locals before getting the intel they need to find the secret mines…

Sponsored by big name NPCs, don’t you just want to punch their perfect faces?   Our rebels start manipulating the local nobles and turning them against the establishment that keeps killing their kin. They also go to see a big name NPC from the books and get some crucial intel from them!

Sponsored by Galactic Antiquities and Objects of Interest, a must-see when you’re visiting Coruscant!   Our rebels expand their ranks! Peter joins the crew playing Rene Renoux, a rich smuggler and metal dealer, and Celler Cett, a noble down on his luck. The group deals with the fallout from the previous episodes and decides to split up. One group has a cakewalk, one has a run-in with spikes-for-ey...

Sponsored by Tom the boulder, a diamond in the rough   Our rebels up their game by taking a hit against House Entrone. All they have to do is make it look as if their targets were killed by Mistwraiths. But since there is no such thing as Mistwraiths, everything should be smooth sailing, right?