Spoilerpiece Theatre

This week Kris excitedly announces the Amazon release of BLOOD OF THE TRIBADES, the sexy lesbian vampire homage to Hammer horror that features him in a villainous role. Before the guys dive into the week's movies, Kris issues a correction to his description of THE BYE BYE MAN at the request of a listener. With corrections and plugs out of the way, Dave steps up to spoilerpiece THE FOUNDER (at 8:41...

Strange things are afoot this week at Spoilerpiece Theatre, and we'll just leave it at that. Kris leads off by reviewing THE BYE BYE MAN (at 3:48), a horror movie where the villain has no goal other than to mess with people until they die, so his dog can eat them. Just like with THE FOREST, Kris almost spoilerpieces Dave into wanting to see it, although thankfully Dave comes to his senses when he...

Dave and Kris are back to start 2017 in style! This week the guys examine their favorite karaoke songs through the lens of 90s front men before they get to the movies. First, Dave shares his experience growing up as a Rush fan (at 6:58), and the sadness he felt watching the documentary RUSH: TIME STAND STILL for the second time. His story reminds Kris of DEATHGASM, an awesome movie about metal kid...

It's been a rough year, but 2016 has finally come to a close, and not a moment too soon given all of the beloved celebrities who have left us! Unfortunately neither Dave nor Kris could make it for this week's episode, so special guest stars Charlie Nash and Sean Burns join Evan to put the year to bed. They join forces to tear PATRIOTS DAY a new one (at 4:39). All three of them delve into the reaso...

So much Spoilerpiecing to do this week! We lead things off with a call from a friend in France, and then we get down to spoiling the snot out of ASSASSIN'S CREED. Evan follows that up with Almodovar's JULIETA, and then Kris uses all his strength to get through PASSENGERS, which sounds like it was an ordeal and a half. Finally, Evan and Dave talk FENCES, Denzel's latest directorial effort (an adapt...

Pee talk takes an unexpected, yet movie-related turn at the start of this week's episode. Once the guys dispense with their bathroom discussion, they move on to the Boston Online Film Critics Association's yearly awards, which were recently announced to the public. The guys quickly walk through their ballots (at 4:37), mentioning their favorite films that didn't win, exploring the nuances of their...

You want movies? We've got your movies this week! The episode opens with a segment of "Catching up with Crean," aka "Crewind," where Evan shares his issues with THE HANDMAIDEN (at 6:18) before he covers the sharp Netflix documentary 13TH (at 9:24), which has a well-formed argument about the exploitation of minorities by US lawmakers and the prison industrial complex. After that Evan tackles THE DR...

This week Kris shares the unusual tale of his 10 year high school reunion. The guys carry their silliness from that story over into their intro, where they ask, you the listener, which 60 Minutes anchor you think they are. It's a good thing they get to the movies, because there are several to cover. Kris starts with a segment of "Keepin' up with the Jensons," where he talks about why he liked SWIS...

Happy post-Thanksgiving! First, we've got some singing, and then we've got a whole mess o' movies, beginning with Kris' take on Warren Beatty's RULES DON'T APPLY. Then Dave goes through BAD SANTA 2, and Evan wraps things up with Disney's MOANA. And then there's more singing (briefly!).

We've got movies coming out the wazoo this week! First, Dave and Kris tackle the ambitious Harry Potter prequel FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM (at 4:00), which tries to cram five movies into one. Much to their annoyance, only three of those five movies are good. Next, Dave explores NOCTURNAL ANIMALS (at 24:56), writer/director/fashion designer Tom Ford's sophomore film. It has two stories...

On this week's episode, Dave gripes about his record club's inability to send him records he wants, before discussing his burgeoning November beard and his latest Baby Henry story. After the guys get some good laughs in to compensate for their election sadness, Kris gets things going with ARRIVAL (at 6:10), a sci-fi film starring Amy Adams as a linguist that speaks heptapod. Adams plays the same c...

On this week's episode the guys ponder the strange variety of foods available in New York City diners before they dive into movies. Kris kicks everything off with his rundown of HACKSAW RIDGE (at 4:50), Mel Gibson's World War II film about a conscientious objector who volunteers for military service. The first half has a delicate touch, while the second half is standard Mel Gibson, which Kris emph...

As the guys imagine their dream pets, Kris reveals some horrifying aspects of Venus flytrap ownership at the start of this week's episode. Then Dave jumps into the Tom Hanks/Ron Howard vehicle INFERNO (at 5:24), a movie that contains a surprising amount of swearing (at least according to him). He laments the picture's misuse of Ben Foster, while also wondering aloud why Hanks and Howard continue m...

This week Kris is caught completely off-guard by Evan's response to his Russian joke. Once Kris recovers from shock, he and Dave spoilerpiece JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK (at 5:12), which features Tom Cruise doing a lot of running and making a lot of phone calls. Its plot is rushed, and you can see everything coming, so the guys assure Evan that he didn't miss much. Following tangents on END OF DAY...

This week Dave recalls a random middle school experience that struck a chord with him for very middle school reasons. Following his hilarious anecdote, the guys all review the Ben Affleck thriller THE ACCOUNTANT (at 4:36), which has good solid killing, a scrappy Anna Kendrick, and a story that's delightfully narrow in scope, however it does fall victim to clunky exposition in its second act. Next,...

In this very special episode, the guys welcome their first celebrity guest – actor Robert Davi! Mr. Davi miraculously heard last week's episode, so he is anxious to talk with them about his elevator encounter with Dave, as well as other things he has going on, like his new documentary DAVI'S WAY. After chatting with Mr. Davi, the guys jump into this week's films. Evan leads off with AMANDA KNOX (a...

A conversation about celebrity encounters on this week's episode leads to an anecdote about Kris's brief run in with James Taylor. Then the guys jump into the one movie they're allowed to talk about: DEEPWATER HORIZON. Since other films they've seen don't come out until next week, Kris and Evan go in-depth with this Peter Berg/Mark Wahlberg disaster flick. The picture's character development is st...

This week the guys get in on the game of using three fictional characters to describe themselves. Then Evan and Kris talk about the 70mm and Widescreen Festival at the Somerville Theatre (at 7:04), where they saw TRON and SLEEPING BEAUTY. While discussing how beautiful these films look, they each share new elements that they discovered by watching them on the big screen. After that, Dave provides...

This week Kris shares how he learned to separate reality from movies as a child, before he reveals his reaction to Baz Luhrmann's Netflix show THE GET DOWN (at 4:22). Next Evan talks about the Polish/Israeli horror film DEMON (at 11:11), which has Polish, English, and Yiddish, but no sign language. It's not particular scary, yet Evan still captures Kris's interest anyway with his description of it...

This week Kris shares the advantages to playing board games with Canadians, before he reviews Clint Eastwood's latest movie SULLY (at 2:38). The mediocre film has a lot in common narratively with Eastwood's last effort AMERICAN SNIPER, especially since the same things work well (a focus on the effects of trauma) and the same things don't (artificially created villains). After Kris explains how the...

Dave is feeling under the weather so fan favorite Dede Crimmins joins Evan and Kris this week. She and Kris lead off by discussing the Massachusetts Independent Film Festival (at 5:02). They share a few of their favorite films, before Dede transitions into COMPLETE UNKNOWN (at 11:41). Dede finds Rachel Weisz's character fascinating in it, but she wishes there was more to the movie's simple plot. N...

This week Kris reveals what he would do if he had precognitive powers like Christopher Walken in THE DEAD ZONE. After that, he reviews DON'T BREATHE (at 3:28), a horror movie that he was really into for an hour until it disgusted him. Next, Evan explains the intellectually and emotionally engaging documentary THE WITNESS (at 27:21) opening at the Regent Theatre , which follows Kitty Genovese's bro...

The show opens this week with a conversation about director Werner Herzog's very unique perspective on life. Following a shout out to one of Dave's favorite YouTubers and a discussion about Evan's book, Your '80s Movie Guide to Better Living , the guys dig into the week's new releases. First up is Kris, who discusses Herzog's documentary LO AND BEHOLD REVERIES OF THE CONNECTED WORLD (at 9:09). The...

On this week's episode a Fine Young Cannibals karaoke session somehow turns into a Weezer takedown, but one fan isn't having it. Dave leads off with WOULD YOU RATHER (at 3:31), a horror movie that's bad, although not bad enough to be super entertaining. At least it has interesting casting, and Jeffrey Combs chowing down on the scenery. After that, Evan talks about the crime drama HELL OR HIGH WATE...

Unfortunately Dave needs to leave mid-episode this week due to a minor emergency, but don't worry, he'll be back next time! Before he takes off though, he gets to hear Evan talk about BAD MOMS (at 3:46). Evan describes why this unfunny comedy has a noble message that it stupidly undermines the entire time. He also describes why it can't seem figure out how far to go with its jokes. Following that,...