Split Happens

Send a text Time for the sisters to deep dive into the 1994 movie adapted from the late Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. They'll talk Kirstin Dunst's incredible acting, a very moody Brad Pitt, and a whole lotta homoerotic overtones. Will Anna be able to avoid a push from the big red button? Listen and find out! KATRINA- takes the PRO and navigates Anna through the murky waters of bei...

Send a text Trendsetting clothes, makeover montages, adorable Brittany Murphy, a love story that ya kind of feel icky rooting for but still do, a party in the Valley....this movie has everything you'd want from a 90's teen comedy and more! Wait, I didn't mention the Mighty Mighty Bosstones! Y'all, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones are in this! ANNA- takes the PRO and brings a waterfa...

Send a text HEY YOU GUYYYYYS!! It's finally here, the movie Katrina and Anna have been waiting patiently(ish) to get to on their movie list! 1985 was a very, very good year for movies and The Goonies is on the tippy top of their pile. This episode explores Steven Spielberg's once again heavily involved, non-involvement in the making of the movie, cast animosities, and the difference betw...

Send a text This week's episode takes the sisters to Asgard, and then a quick stop at Earth, and then over to Planet Garbage, and then back to Asgard. Oh, and then Earth again. It's quite the journey, but it's worth it for their love of Thor: Ragnarok.  Hope you're ready to learn a bunch because this episode is chock full of really great trivia--everything from why Dr Strange m...

Send a text Man, these aliens have no chill. This week Katrina and Anna fight over the 1996 blockbuster: Independence Day, starring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, and Bill Pullman. Did you know the president was originally written as a villain? Or that the filmmakers of this movie screwed over another alien movie released the same year? Or that in preparation for this movie, Will Smith spent over 6 mo...

Send a text I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! Oh wait, yeah I do. We're yelling about the 2004 riot of a movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and an uncharacteristically sober Katrina and Anna fight it out like they're battling for lead anchor of a 70's news station. - KATRINA takes the lead and defends the film against Anna's more ridiculous than usual nonsens...

Send a text Special episode alert! Hey everyone, we decided to do something a little different this week. The Lost Boys is actually the first episode we ever recorded. We didn't release it for a variety of reasons, which were totally valid and definitely not because we just forgot it existed.  But lucky us it does because, between you and us... we're still recovering from the aftermath o...

Send a text What happens when Katrina and Anna's brother convinced them to play a drinking game to the 1996 movie, Twister? Well, you're about to find out because it was a doozy. Stay til the end, folks. You don't want to miss this! -KATRINA brings tons of great trivia about this movie to the table and refuses to be swayed by Anna's low hanging fruit attacks. -ANNA brings a qui...

Send a text This is a story about a girl who loves a boy, and he loves her so he shows her some unicorns and then everything goes to shit. Oh, and there's fairies and elves and goblins and a giant-horned-red-demon-guy and, of course, a 1980's stockpile of glitter. Need more information? Well tough titty, there is none. That was good enough for Gen Xers, so it should be good enough for yo...

Send a text DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! The sisters are ready to take on the 2009 love letter to Blaxploitation films: Black Dynamite.  This movie is perfection from start to finish and if you don't agree...well, my condolences for having a joyless life. - ANNA tries really, really hard to give this movie the treatment it deserves, because she thinks it's a perfect film. However, Katrina's...

Send a text Whoa, a Super Troopers episode?! I'm freaking out, man! This 2001 comedy from Broken Lizard is about as good as it gets, and Anna is ready to prove it. Shockingly, margaritas once again lead to bad accents, mistaken celebrity deaths, and this time Katrina defending the honor of a fake bear...this one gets real stupid; you're gonna love it. -ANNA steps in as the PRO and she&ap...

Send a text Was it a good idea for Katrina and Anna to get annihilated on tequila before and during recording? First of all... I resent the question and why are you talking so loud? Not since episode #1 have things gone so far off the drunken rails, but it eventually got pulled together kinda. Regardless, this episode we celebrate the 1998 witchy flick, Practical Magic, starring Sandra Bullock and...

Send a text Hey, the Split Happens ladies are on location! They leave the studio and travel to Chicago where they decided to celebrate the 1987 classic, The Untouchables. Katrina has lots ands lots and LOTS of interesting trivia about the movie, and Anna insults the the entire population of Chicago with a pitiful attempt at  their accent. And if that wasn't bad enough, Anna now has to avoid t...

Send a text This is NOW, now! Happy May the Forth, everybody! For Star Wars Day we chose Mel Brooks' brilliant spoof, Spaceballs. We were on location recording this time which makes it extra special. It also means we sound a little strange and it's releasing super late. So hop in your space Winnebago and enjoy the episode! - ANNA captains this one and leads through a riot of a movie with...

Send a text Hey everyone! This week's episode is all about James Gunn's 2021 Suicide Squad, because it's awesome and so are we. Okay, we'll admit it--in this one we mispronounce several of the actors' names. And also their characters' names. And sometimes said the wrong character altogether. AND we had some minor-ish technical difficulties towards the end. Whatever......

Send a text Hey it's a 4/20 release, everybody! Sure you could spend the day watching one of the dozens of movies about getting high...but have you considered watching a children's movie about cartoon bears fighting a pissed off, shape-shifting, red-headed demon by just staring at it instead?   KATRINA defends this adorable, childhood favorite against Anna's unrelenting criticisms a...

Send a text Like Kristin Wiig's character, Annie: are you in your 30's, have 40,000 dollars in debt, and live with a weirdo? Okay well, we can unpack all that later, but for now...how about listening to our episode on the 2011 movie Bridesmaids! It will solve none of your problems because you are your problem. You are also your solution. -ANNA shows up with quite a few attacks she feels...

Send a text This week's episode we talk about the 1998  anti-hero movie, Blade. The incredible Wesley Snipes plays the titular vampire vampire-hunter, and if you don't think we giggled at the word titular , you must be new here. Welcome! -ANNA is ready to attack a movie she truly adores. And by ready, I mean forced. Despite her reluctance, she does have a few questions for Katrina: Are v...

Send a text In this episode, we discuss the awesome 1986 "slasher" flick: April Fool's Day. This movie has everything--a clever premise, the amazing Deborah Foreman, a creepy winking Jack in the Box...everything.  *If you haven't watched the movie and don't want the ending spoiled, check it out and then come back and listen to the episode. -ANNA defends this truly unique 8...

Send a text Are you ready for the power? Because He-Man's got it and he wants to give it to you and oh boy that doesn't sound like I thought it would. What I'm trying to say is He-Man wants to show you how much power he has in his sword okay I'm just gonna move on. This episode we're fighting over the launchpad movie for the He-Man spinoff: She-Ra, and things get real dumb...

Send a text This is going to sound weird but, for a second, I think we took on the shape of a unicorn in this episode. We debate the 2008 Will Ferrell/John C. Reilly laughfest, Stepbrothers and ooooh boy  did we ever have fun recording it. A little too fun actually, as a number of jokes Anna told Katrina had to be cut because they leaped over the boundary of good taste. -ANNA defends a movie that...

Send a text Get your o.j. handy! We travel to Louisiana to take on a movie we've both seen countless times and talk southern culture and questionable hair. And Katrina pulled out some fantastic trivia, especially regarding the ending. I'm telling you--if you love this movie, you're gonna wanna hear it. - KATRINA  This movie is perfection from start to finish. I almost feel bad for A...

Send a text Guys, this is seriously one of our favorite episodes with absolute magic towards the end of it! We love it and hope you will too. Extreme violence, a melting villain, and a whole lot of people-tossing….this movie is a giver.  - Anna takes a very easy PRO and gets a blast of a film to defend. Sorry bout ya luck, Katrina.  - Katrina reluctantly takes the CON and has to attack an extremel...

Send a text A surprisingly sober, Anna leads and defends a beloved childhood classic. One that is almost certainly responsible for the sexual awakening of many, many 80’s kids. MANY.  ANNA —I get to defend this movie?! Oh this is gonna be a piece of cake. David Bowie, puppets, glitter, David Bowie’s super tight pants…this movie has everything.  KATRINA —As much as it pains me to attack this movie...

Send a text Okay, yes. We mocked this one for being a Christmas movie released in March. And yes, this is our Christmas episode…that we’re releasing in almost March.  So what, no big deal. Ya want to fight about it?! -KATRINA gets a big ‘ol early Christmas present and defends a movie that's funny from start to finish. -ANNA gets a stocking full of nothing and has to attack one of her favorite...