Spitballers Comedy Podcast

We will be back next week with all new content! Until then, enjoy one of our favorite episodes from the Spitballers Vault… Amazing life advice today on how to respond to someone trying to get into the bathroom stall you are occupying. We also explore the pitfalls of trying to protect yourself if you spoke like Yoda. Last week we had an incredibly popular draft of the most memorable TV show theme s...

With the season upon us, we are stepping away from the mics for the holidays to spend some time with our families. We will back in the new year with some great, fresh, original content. Until then, enjoy one of our first episodes EVER! … What would you ask for if you had 3 wishes? Andy, Mike, and Jason explore how to make the world a better place via a genie. They also discuss if it is better to h...

On today’s episode, we talk about noisy and nosy neighbors. Find out what had Old Man Andy calling the 5-0 in true “get off my lawn” fashion. We also talk about inventing holidays, eating sticks of butter, and uncomfortable store purchases. Then we pass the torch on to our draft segment where we draft ‘Best Olympic Sports’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spi...

Welcome to the poopocolypse.  This show gets off to a smelly start. We would apologize, but YOU are the folks supplying the content. Eventually, we venture away from butt sniffing, stepping in poop, and poop infused cocktails to end this episode on a merry note with a draft of ‘Best Christmas Songs’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!...

Some things just blow your mind when you find out what people do. Do you lick your QTips? Do people really do that? Do the Spitballers do that? Gross! On today's episode we help you out with more than just gross questions, we tackle marital life advice and a bunch of would you rather questions. Also, there is a Thanksgiving Meal Side Dishes Mock Draft! One of the three guys hates Thanksgiving (WHA...

On today’s show, we discuss which highly invasive, dangerous procedure we would rather have performed by an unqualified professional. We also discuss the pros and cons of parenting a 3 year old boy vs. a 16 year old girl. Then, find out what’s got the fellas dissecting dog poo. Lastly, we close out the episode by drafting ingredients to build the most delicious sandwich. Subscribe and tell your fr...

Find out what ‘Would You Rather’ turned Jason into a high salaried moocher. Then, we discuss how bad it would be to get tased or shot with ballistic bean bags. In the ‘Situation Room’, we find ourselves chasing meerkats, running from clowns, and living out the rest of our days as ocean animals. Things get bloody again as we close the show out with another fantastically stupid Battle Royale draft!...

The wheels fall off early on this episode. We start by diving deep into a strange flex from one of our listeners. Then we have some serious faux pas during a discussion on human anatomy. We revisit Jason’s presidential campaign as he decides who the best ‘running’ mate would be. We deep fry this episode with a draft of the ‘Best State Fair Foods’. Do not miss this funny show.   Connect with the sh...

It’s Monday and WE’RE BACK! On today’s episode, we bring back a fan favorite -  ‘Is This Real Life’? Find out what has Owl all choked up just talking about it! We also discuss dreams, nightmares, and getting in trouble for something we did in our spouse’s dream. We power down this episode with a draft of must-have smartphone apps. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of...

Sorry Spitwads! With Andy extremely sick all week, we were unable to get the team together to record a new episode as planned. We will be back next week! Until then, enjoy another classic episode from the Spitballers vault. Come along as we re-experience a #Spitwad favorite! --- The wheels fall off today as these three idiots truly make some big mental errors for your enjoyment. We even find out s...

With our fearless host away for the week on a well deserved vacation, we bring to you a classic episode from the Spitballers vault. Come along as we re-experience a #Spitwad favorite! --- The situation room is terrifying today! Jason literally screams out loud as he cannot control his emotions in a genuine act of hilarity. Some weird stuff in today's show from seeing your clone to being stranded o...

Welcome, Spitwads, to Jason Moore’s procrastination station. Why do something today that could be put off until tomorrow? Also, for some reason today’s show is full of very specific, complex questions. Luckily, that is what we specialize in. Once we breeze through those with ease, we debate which movie theater snacks are the best in today’s draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hila...

On today’s episode, we return to the smash hit segment “LIAR, LIAR!”. Which of the buffoons will be the best at spotting the fake facts? Before that, we head into the ‘Situation Room’ to discuss scenarios like being stranded in the wilderness and abandoning our families for a spaceship full of cash. We put a cherry on top of this episode with a draft of our favorite months of the year. Subscribe a...

Do you know what we hate? Well, you’re going to find out on this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast as we draft our biggest pet peeves. But before that, we debate some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions which have us hypothetically skinny dipping in public fountains, flying cars to work, and seeing everything 5 seconds after it happened. And, in a totally realistic scenario, we discuss whic...

We aren’t proud of all the potty humor in this episode, but we aren’t sorry for it either. After all, this is YOUR fault! On today’s episode, we have a couple great poop themed ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Once we flush those, we move on to some more refreshing inquiries during ‘That’s A Great Question!’. Learn a little bit more about the origins of the podcast before we owned our very own Al Bor...

We have heard of ‘staying together for the kids’, but ‘staying together for the kidney’ is on a whole new level. Also on this episode, come along with us as we take a sneak peak at Jason’s funeral. Then, we debate when a public proposal is romantic or just plain cruel. We close this one down with a draft of our favorite Andys, Mikes, and Jasons! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny...

Today we debut another hilarious segment - ‘Liar, Liar!’. Can you spot the lies easier than Andy, Mike, and Jason? We are sure this is going to be another fan favorite segment. Also, thanks to the help of an on-air Google search, we discover something new about bananas! This episode concludes with a draft of the most iconic voices in hollywood. Let us know who we missed. Subscribe and tell your fr...

On today’s show, we talk about licking planets and interplanetary royalty. We also take the time to find the line between Andy’s generosity and selfishness. Then, find out why Jason doesn’t want his family to listen to this episode. Would you rather people have access to your search history or your purchase history? Lastly, we close down the show with a very annoying draft. Subscribe and tell your...

Have you ever said something out loud and immediately realized how dumb it sounded? Don’t worry, so has Andy. Also, find out what’s got Al Borland raining on everyone’s parade today. In our ‘Would You Rather’ segment, we discuss the pros and cons of flossing (the dance) vs. flossing (your teeth). We also have another surprise appearance from our local wizard as we enter ‘The Situation Room’. Subsc...

Even amongst the madness of fantasy football season, we made sure to get into Spitballers Studios to brighten Mondays around the world. On today’s episode, we have some difficult ‘Would You Rather’ questions as well as some ‘Great Questions’. Thank you to all the official #Spitwads out there for supporting the show and submitting some great content ideas. Subscribe and tell your friends about anot...

NEW SEGMENT ALERT! An all new ‘Is This Real Life’ segment debuts today! Yes, this also means a great new segment audio drop. Don’t miss it! But before that we dive into some more great ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Finally, we wrap this episode by drafting The Best Board Games for a game night. Come along and roll the dice with us. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The...

You just finish up a #2 and look to the side and realize there is only 1 square of TP left hanging off the roll. What do you do? Mike gives us (too much) information on his personal technique. Also, find out what has Jason shouting “RUINED IT!” as he invades people’s personal space. And after many suggestions, we are doing a ‘Best Sports Movies’ draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another...

We had to do it. We have drafted ‘Best Smells’ before so it is only fitting to sequel that with a ‘Worst Smells’ draft. You may not want to listen to this one while eating. Before we dive into that though, we tackle some tough questions like: ‘Would you rather always shake a sweaty hand or always have to chest bump’ and ‘If you can make one law that everyone is required to follow, what is it?’. Su...

Today, we announce an exciting new way to support the show and join the new #Spitwad community! Plus, you will get access to our FULL PODCAST ARCHIVE, ad-free, forever! Would you rather always talk like a toddler or walk everywhere like you’re in a marching band? Would you rather have to start every conversation with a joke or an interesting science fact? We also find out Andy’s methods for solvin...

Today, Andy begins by sharing a couple stories about Borland from our recent travels. Then, after being approached by our local wizard, we discuss how many years of our lives we would trade in for ‘straight cash homie’. After a few more good ‘Would You Rather’ & ‘Situation Room’ questions, things begin to run off the tracks in our first (and possibly last) Time Travel Draft! Subscribe and tell you...