Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Why is Jason so uncomfortable on today’s episode? Listen in and find out! In our ‘Is This Real Life’ segment, we talk about sharknapping, a crappy airline seat assignment, and an exploding duck. Then we jump into some everyone’s favorite segment, ‘Liar, Liar!’ We cap off this hilarious show with a draft of things we wish we could do. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of T...

Today’s show is loaded with laughs. We talk about such important topics like pooping in bushes, the stadium shimmy, and singing off key. We also give some life advice to a few folks struggling with some moral dilemmas. And last but in no way least, we cap off the show with a draft of the best dad jokes. Trust us, you do not want to miss this one. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny...

Summer is in full force and on today’s show, we draft the perfect summer BBQ items and find out who the boujee barbecuer of the group is. Before we bite into the draft, we tackle some great questions about fighting Dwane Johnson, taking bubble baths, and the etiquette surrounding complimenting someone’s house that you are a guest in. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of T...

On today’s show we head back into the ‘Situation Room’ to divvy up some door to door sales responsibilities. Find out who is tasked with selling what in this extremely plausible situation. We also discuss hiccups, high-pressure sports situations, and rolling pennies before we close out the show by drafting items in a pet store to use in a fight to the death! Subscribe and tell your friends about a...

The people have demanded more Liar, Liar! On today’s show we have another round of everyone’s favorite segment. Before that, we open the show with some polarizing ‘Would You Rather’ questions! Finally, as promised, we construct another Mt. Rushmore, but this time we are drafting iconic actresses! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect...

Studies show this episode is hilarious. During our ‘Would You Rather’ segment, we discuss IKEA furniture assembly, losing your copy/paste function, and Mike’s video game collection. Then we tackle some ‘Great Questions’ about petty annoyances that you refuse to let go and improvising confidence. We go back to elementary school for the draft and pick our perfect sack lunch! Subscribe and tell your...

This show is packed with hilarity. We muse on real life power ups, dial-up internet, and President Taft. We also have our ‘Is This Real Life’ segment on the show, where we learn why you might want to think twice about holding in that fart you’ve got brewing. We slam the doors on this episode with an absolutely ridiculous draft of things needed for a bank heist. Subscribe and tell your friends abou...

Today’s show comes out of the gate with a very dangerous scat. But rest assured, we remain family-friendly. Once we get into the meat of it, we discuss cooking duty vs dish duty, how our phobias will kill us, and eating beyond our capacity. We polish off this episode with another hilarious battle royale - this time with cereal box mascots. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episod...

Today’s show is packed. We get into some 'Would You Rather’ questions and ‘Jason Explains’, before taking a trip into ‘The Situation Room’. Listeners get the opportunity to learn about some hidden (useless) talents of both Jason and Owl. We debate getaway destinations, using public amenities, and a monetary moral dilemma. We close out this episode by drafting actors for our ‘Mt. Rushmore of Iconic...

The time has come for us to improve more lives with some of the best life advice money can buy. We help out with some listener conundrums such as neighbors who expect favors, parental guitar lessons, and proper bidet usage. We also discuss some of the terrible things that take place on a school bus. We close out the show with an awesome apocalyptic draft that you don’t want to miss. Subscribe and...

Our most requested segment is back today! Liar Liar! Once again, the guys put their intellect up against the clever Owl. Will this be the first time one of the hosts can see through all the lies? But before that, we discuss some ‘Would You Rather’ scenarios involving chewing someone else’s gum, wearing dirty clothes for a week, and finding the Holy Grail. We finish this episode off with a battle r...

EPISODE 100! They said it couldn’t & wouldn’t be done. And to be honest, we were never certain either. But thanks to your loyal support - the potty talk, dad jokes, & family friendly humor has prevailed. On today’s episode we take a look back at some of YOUR favorite show moments. We close this one out with a hilarious, brand new, mini-draft. Tune in! Subscribe and tell your friends about another...

What’s got Jason splitting his khakis? Find out on today’s show! We also delve into a hostile ant takeover, picking our favorite family members, and the appropriateness of winking. We wrap up the show with a draft of our favorite cartoon animals. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Vis...

We are back with some news articles that made us think, ‘Is This Real Life?’. We talk about driving dogs, pig fires, and yogurt grand larceny. We also get a spider related question - just for Jason. Other topics include extra fingers, dogs that don’t poop, and hanging out with fictional characters. We close this out with a draft of our favorite potato based foods. Subscribe and tell your friends a...

On today’s show, we are giving out some solid Life Advice to those who need it most. Thankfully, they turned to the experts and their lives will, no doubt, be forever changed. We discuss topics such as exploring the ocean floor, living on a sailboat, changing our last names, and locker room awkwardness. We close out the show with a draft of our favorite fictional sports characters. Subscribe and t...

It’s the end of the world as we know it! On today’s show, we draft the most fascinating existential threats to humanity. We also have a blast rambling about other nonsense like sleeping in, putting our face on money, having a scrawny bodyguard, and the infamous 5 second rule! This is another hilarious episode that you do not want to miss! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious epi...

YUMMAYY! Find out all about Jason’s new revolutionary business plan on today’s podcast. We also discuss Andy’s fighter pilot name, riding tigers, and a competition for the laziest animals. This episode will have you cold & bothered. Speaking of cold, we put this episode away with a draft of our favorite ice cream truck treats! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The...

Everyone’s favorite segment is back! Liar, Liar! Can any of the guys out smart the wise Owl? We also banter about security guards invading our personal space, bank accounts, and sleeping with the lights on. We flush this episode down the toilet with a draft of TP alternatives. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Beco...

On today’s show, we are taking you back to school and solving a marital dispute all in one short lecture on trickle down soaponomics. We also discuss eating cereal with water, being the first (or last) person in space, and having a puffer fish-like defensive mechanism. Also, Jason gives us another 60 second explanation about a random topic. We wrap up with an absolutely ridiculous draft of ‘Things...

We have got some great articles to discuss in today’s long-awaited edition of ‘Is This Real Life?’. We also discuss coma patients and the preferred method of transporting them. Mike also reveals a secret insecurity he has always had & Owl chimes in with something real smooth. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Becom...

Isolation can’t hold us down! On this episode, we banter about the grammar police, waxing our bodies, and telekinesis. Make yourself comfortable and enjoy some quarantine confessions as we all isolate in our homes. We wrap up the episode by drafting our 'Social Distancing Essentials'. Stay safe & healthy out there! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Come...

Happy Monday Spitwads! On today’s show (and every show), we are bringing you tons of logic that is sure to be useful in your every day life. Would you rather get hit with a spitball or a football? Have a car with AC/heat or a stereo? Jason also lets us know about his MANY ex-girlfriends. We then see who can craft the grossest concoction by drafting nasty smoothie ingredients. Subscribe and tell yo...

We’re back with more comedy for your Monday! On today’s show, we get into some very serious debates. Would you rather have your parents read all of your texts or your children? How many times is it ok to reuse the same bath towel before washing it? What fruit or vegetable can be thrown the furthest? We then construct a Mt. Rushmore by drafting iconic athletes. Subscribe and tell your friends about...

We have our most requested segment back on today’s show - LIAR, LIAR! Can any of the guys go 3 for 3 against the clever Owl? We also muse on uncomfortable chairs vs. uncomfortable beds & giving compliments vs. criticism. We wrap up this show by finding out how much these buffoons know about U.S. geography in a draft of The Best States. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of...

On today’s show, we discuss online dating profiles, face tattoos, hot tub etiquette, and surviving in a video game world. In our ‘Life Advice’ segment, we hand out some impeccable advice to some poor folks who were likely better off without it. We shut down the show with a draft of extravagant items we want featured in our luxury mansion. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious epi...