Spit! - Surf Podcast

In today's show Scott and David break news of Kelly Slater's secret recon mission, celebrate second bananas, design a Surfing Etiquette 101 blueprint, and recognize the desperate need for hard work to compensate for their lack of talent. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The pandemic is to blame for the rise in midlengths, pro surfers sign up for unemployment benefits, Surfing Australia fires a shot at The Ultimate Surfer, and Scott Bass gives feeds Dave Rastavich a Fish! Plus Dukes, Kooks, and much more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode of Spit! Scott and David analyze which era was the greatest to be a surfer, identify the best unknown female surfer on the planet, offer to give the WSL money, and tell Robbo to pull the reigns. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show David and Scott dive deeper down the kneeboard wormhole and discover a direct link to Curren's Superdave skim, recognize that Gabriel Medina has completely subverted the surf industry, scoop a rare opportunity to score a legend's hardware, and stare into the void that is the future of professional surfing. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

In today's episode Scott and David cover the Black Live's Matter paddle outs, find the surfboards that were stolen from Patagonia, celebrate New Zealand's steadfast leadership, and get PTSD from the WSL. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode Scott and David survey the damage from last night's riots, guess at Ross Clarke-Jones' annual income, bid a fond farewell to Julian Wilson's World Title dreams, and recommend raising children with hardship. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode Scott and David update their Baja travel policies, dive deep in to Hull surfboard design and fin discussion, celebrate ELO's first barrel, and sift through utter disgust at the animals who broke free on the North Shore of Oahu. Plus Kooks and Dukes and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode David get's "core shamed" for his privilege and booties, then nearly catches an STD from Craigslist. Scott extolls the virtues of meditation and then the boys discuss everything that Tyler Wright isn't admitting, offer advice for a sullen Shea Lopez, and celebrate the return of Wade Goodall. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and much more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...

Today Scott and David celebrate the lives of Sharron Marshall, Ben Kelly, and the five surfers who drown in The Netherlands. They then assess Scott's new surfboard (not the Xanadu! He got another!), tell stories of survival, and prophesize about Dane's unexpected legacy. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode David and Scott address the political motivations underlying local beach closures. Scott reviews his recent Xanadu acquisition and then recounts a harrowing experience from his early 30s at 15' Puerto Escondido. Plus Kooks, Dukes, and much more! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode Scott reveals the conclusion of his reconnoitered strike mission. Then he and David discuss the WSL big announcement and more importantly, what isn't being said by the WSL. They then assess 2021 title contender's intimate relationships and the implications for their title campaigns as a result. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

Scott and David discuss San Diego citizen's uprising to reopen beaches and Scott blueprints his plan to bury a board at a local beach for quick and easy access. They then question John John's sincerity and celebrate the public flogging of 9 year olds. Plus Duke and Kook and much more. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Scott and David begin the search for a private island to start a new quarantine colony, they then survey surf history for a blueprint on disaster preparedness, find critical insights in old surf footage, and celebrate COVID's fallen victims. Plus Dukes and Kooks! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode Scott defies COVID quarantine to surf empty SoCal peaks and play a free round of free roam golf. He and David then dream up a new Tour, offer investment advice, mourn job losses, and celebrate and shame this week's Dukes and Kooks. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode of Spit! Scott uncovers the most unlikely title contender for 2020. David survey's marijuana's angry influence. The boys then assess real estate prices in Palm Springs and celebrate Hawai'i's reigning lilliputian prince. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode Scott outlines his quiver for his upcoming Telos trip and embarks on a new diet in preparation. David then surveys the toll of head trauma on professional big wave surfers while Scott fears the Coronavirus. The boys then celebrate Jeff Hakman, Sunset Beach, and predict the fall of a great Superpower. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....

In today's show Scott and David debate the risk and reward of married life, survey the economic value of a women's event at Pipe, snooze through the Nazare Tow-Into-Mushburgers Challenge, and celebrate the age old practice of hand writing love notes. It's a Valentine's edition of Spit! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Scott and David design a new world order, unfettered by brands and the WSL, where JJF and Gabriel live in harmony. Scott simultaneously praises and condemns surfboard reviewers while David questions the questions biology's defiance of "equality". Plus Dukes, Kooks and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scott and David propose their predictions for 2020! Which Hollywood celeb will hook a North Shore hunk? Which world champ will bequeath life to an heir and simultaneously retire from surf domination? And prepare to pay $59.99 a year for surfing. The future is nigh! Come peak a listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's finals day at Pipeline! Scott and David analyze the title race, discuss the newly deemed unequivocal GOAT, time travel back to Spit of 2015, and celebrate the Hobgoods' raw vulnerability. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode Scott and David discuss Jack Robinson's Sunset domination, Zeke's valid plea for an interference call, the WSL's culpability and liability for Zeke's demotion, Kelly's justified hypocrisy, plus Dukes, Kooks, and so much more. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Scott and David discuss the joys of exhibitionism but the dangers of voyeurism, the fallacy of handmade craftsmanship, Ethan Ewing's trite approach, and Scott aims for a respectable 3rd place. Plus Dukes, Kooks and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Scott and David discuss an equitable price to sell one's soul, world title scenarios, why Sunset's inside bowl is overrated, and why you are your own worst enemy. Plus Dukes, Kooks, and so much more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Scott and David discuss Gabriel Medina's major malfunction, his priority blunder in Portugal, his entitled mentality, plus they analyze Kelly's neurosis, and Donald Takayama's most unpleasant surf experience, plus Dukes, Kooks and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show David seeks to restrict the usage of the term "pro" surfer, Scott admits to a habit of aqua dumping, and the boys analyze Led Zeppelin's affiliation with the occult. Plus Kooks, Dukes, and so much more! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices