Spiritual UnDirection

Someone, call the doctor! We’ve been struck by Olympic fever and it’s sweeping the internet! Namaste to you and your 3v3 basketball bible study squad. And for the record... Wayne said "Should"... but we beeped it for funzies. Discussion Starters: Wayne’s use of should, handball bikinis, bear feet, God’s non-comp deal with Nike, Thanks for Punderstanding 2 the sequel, red and sweaty from Bible Stud...

Bust out your Florence + The Machine vinyls and your flea collars for these doggie days of summer. The only way to avoid the bad luck associated with this astrological sign is to cleanse your soul with a holy Gary Busey endorsed relic. Discussion Starters: Rat infestations, witnessing signs in Las Vegas, Karma XP, Chris’ old business idea, having God’s power for a day, culinary heaven and hell, tw...

It’s our 21st episode birthday ya’ll! Jon goes all out for this celebration and gives us glimpses into his life of urine defiance at swimming pools, hand gestures at sports games, and brings a skunk as a special guest. Chris brings a new game and Wayne takes one step closer to a Stargate restraining order. Discussion Starters: Mortal and venial sin, curse words, leaving early from ballgames, Jon’s...

Take two capsules of Divine gut biota probiotics and quickly grab the nearest ark to store the ensuing flatulence. Be sure to chase those pills with some guilt prayers and affix Elijah’s astronaut helmet. Discussion Starters: Summer heat oppression and plans, religions and birth control, Solomon’s parenting skills, CBN roleplay, America’s Next Top Christian Model, death upon seeing God, ark of the...

Someone actually answers questions on this one… and it’s not one of our normal hosts. Baptism, finding your life’s mission, the rapture, and the end of evangelism. We still make room for musings on mugwort market value and a tour through the verse of the day. Discussion Starters: Cicada plagues, Chris’ blackhead Old Faithful, female Roman Catholic priests, Amish mafia, sheeeeesh, boi, and the refo...

Jon funnels his insecurities into judgy parental and speciesist moments, Wayne bonds with a silverback gorilla over a soda, and Chris refuses to shake his primate fixation in this episode as they travel from the deep dinosaur past to the far multilingual Star Trekkian future. Discussion Starters: [ir]Rational fears, Jambo and Binti Jua, Jesus’ physical body in heaven, meditating soulless primates,...

Join the Koinonia Donut Bandit, Spiritual Metamucil, and ­­­­­a non-disappointing published author for a guided tour through Rock and Roll Land, pizza miracles, the four Batmans, and armpit fungus. Discussion Starters: Leviathan or Behemoth, Skittles and donuts, what we love about being religious, Sacred or Secular Rock Edition, Jesus’ first miracle, the differing gospel accounts, the importance o...

Looking for a significant spiritual and financial investment! Well, have we got a relic for you! We recorded on 4/20 and made sure to get plenty of Yahoo! answers questions to commemorate its rapidly approaching death. Discussion Starters: Yahoo Answers’ imminent death, Peppa Pig Qanon trigger, COVID Rapture, vaccine mark of the beast, anti-shema, Cain’s wife, Kanye Kim and us, Holy Sponge Relic,...

For this episode we got approval right from the angelic second in command. Angelic CFO Tim commissioned a financial accounting of greasy sandwiches and Yeezys. Ethical dilemmas and moral insight abound as a result. Discussion Starters: McDonald’s poisoning, being left unread, disheartening prayer studies, Preachers n Sneakers, pastor booty and expensive running shoes, inappropriate church URLs, Jo...

Repeat after me. “Undirectors forgive us for we have sinned.” Whether you have committed moral sins, social sins, or a good old fashioned whoopsie daisy, we have just the penance for you! A lovely mélange of real answers and playful banter in this one! Discussion Starters: Lenten check-ins, Bovine Jovi, appropriate penance, Ananias and Sapphira’s salvation status, my Achan back, militaristic Chris...

To commemorate the upcoming Saint Patrick’s Day, it appears that the Lord hath guided the rolling of the dice and the opening of the Word to a place of high impropriety in this week’s verse of the day. We tremble at the significance of this convergence. Discussion Starters: Moral, venial and social sins, Chris’ hummus, the reason the floor is wet in the public restroom, sharing milk, contraband sn...

A work of fiction births some deep moments straight out of our mind wombs thanks to the collective brilliance of Chris and Kristen Prayer from the Chronically: Narnia podcast. Plenty of Narnia, C.S. Lewis fandom and theology, and some meaty side convos on alcohol and biblical nudity. Discussion Starters: Lenten sacrifices, Ham meat candy, Noah’s water chestnuts, Wayne’s magical furniture, deep mag...

We figured out a lot of stuff in this one. How to broker peace with fringe groups, how to calculate sin maximums, how to get everything you want. You definitely owe us for this one. Discussion Starters: Fringe group battles Qwanin v Antifuh, sin maximum, effective wish prayers, the secret to getting what you want, Ronald McDonald’s voice in my head, media conscience absorbs a past prophetic word,...

Well, we’ve done it… we’ve successfully channeled an additional professional Christian into our podcast ether waves. Expert film analysis, legit apologetics, and good old fashioned ribbing throughout. Discussion Starters: Heaping condemnation upon Disney’s Soul, racist Peter Pan, Hasselhoff’s name in vain, channeling an apologist, rational and subjective views of scripture, God’s preferred pronoun...

Backflip off of Chongolungma with us and consider the sins in your life. Rock out with Pan, but don’t let your ash be exposed at the rapture and learn how to make it past the receipt checker at the gates of heaven. Discussion Starters: God’s love for Satan, fish inspired angels, the gatekeeper Mr. Terrific, Peter the line-leader Peter and Thaddeus the illiterate disciple, Jason Mimosa is Samson, R...

Join us as we don our gluten-free spiritually-woke glasses to decipher the angelic word “Shudda Bottahonduh Buddai Bottakia.” Pray about it. Follow our advice and you are sure to get rich in 2021 and survive the apocalypse. CLEAN UP THE GRAY MESS. Discussion Starters: Spontaneous word from God, small African country soccer teams, Furbeez confessional, bread, cryptocurrencies, celebrity Christian c...

Merry Christmas, UnDirected amigos! Enjoy a slightly more irreverent take on the classic Christmas reflections, manger scene staples, and seasonal favorites. And yep... we sing in this one. But only for a little bit, and half-heartedly. Discussion Starters: Manger scene faves, CHRISTmas tunes, reverse engineering divine genetics, the Magi MASH, Chingy and Jesus’ accommodations, Rudolph’s Bible cam...

Anyone in marketing and product development? This episode has some revolutionary product ideas straight out of the UnDirectors’ imaginarium. Buckle up for a biblical tour through illicit acts with sacred statues and an inordinate amount of David Hasselhoff references. Discussion Starters: Flavored nylon bones for jaw health, CarePods™ therapy headphones, spiritual gas and window wood, Elf Cult, se...

Lots of food and urination talk in this one with Wayne as the quesadilla cheese filling and Chris as both Johnny Mac and Kris. Also, WARNING, there’s a serious 5 minute stretch where Jon only was able to sneak in a single pun. We apologize and it won’t happen again. Discussion Starters: Bioluminescent toilet bowl. Foreknowledge at the white elephant exchange. Two sides of shame and objectification...

Ever wondered what your spirit bone is connected to? Let’s hope it’s not connected to this episode where we take a wild ride on the Starbucks train with stops at special bones, animal souls, Hell poets, and communion. In the interest of everyone’s health, we refused to get off the train at the dice-determined chauvinism stop. Discussion Starters: Nogged eggs and pralined chestnuts. Being a spirit...

This one is admittedly quiz and trivia heavy, but we still make plenty of time to discuss whether or not we should stone a modern prophet for false asteroid predictions and which ancient holy person you should pray to for help with your hemorrhoids. A serious moment or two also on how to experience the presence of God. Discussion Starters: Is Jerry (AKA Jer Bear) Feeling God? Who are the new patro...

In our second inaugural episode we conclusively prove that McDonald’s pyrite arches are heaven and the gift shop at the Vatican is hell. When our fit bodies jog through those pearly gates, we hope to hear the radiant sounds of the Eagles, Led Zeppelin, and Toby Mac collaboration of Stairway to Hotel Heaven. Discussion Starters: Why do theocracies suck? Which to choose, science or religion? Pope-bl...