The Blumers

Spilt Milk Podcast

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New Episodes EACH WEEK! Andrew explains the world to his son Lincoln!

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The Blumers

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3-Year-Old Opens Restaurant "Everyone Who Eats Here DIES..." 14.06.2025 18:27

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #24 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please le...

"What Even Is Time, Dad?" 11.06.2025 11:47

Grab your True Classic T-Shirt for 20% off as a Father's Day Gift! - https://www.trueclassictees.com/andrewblumer Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode 23 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's s...

Explaining Tools to my 3-Year-Old 09.06.2025 19:16

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #22 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please le...

Starting a Country With My Son 07.06.2025 13:58

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #21 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please le...

What would YOU do as President?! 04.06.2025 14:32

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode 20 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please lea...

3-Year-Old Learns About "Old" Cartoons, DVDs and Mullets 30.05.2025 10:47

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode 17 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please lea...

Aliens & The FAKE Moon Landing...? 30.05.2025 13:49

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode 16 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please lea...

Should We Let A BABY Drive..? 26.05.2025 14:06

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode 15 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please lea...

Organization, The Pope and GTA 6 21.05.2025 16:08

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #14 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please le...

Dating Your Wife & Is A.I. Taking Over The World...? 19.05.2025 16:45

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #13 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please le...

Explaining Insurance to a Toddler 17.05.2025 9:17

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #12 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please le...

Can A 3-Year-Old Understand Optimism? You'll Be Surprised... 14.05.2025 17:38

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #11 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please...

My 3-Year-Old Needs To Take Notes... 10.05.2025 24:58

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #10 I don't think we stayed on topic... Like at all... 🤣 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain...

Teaching My 3-Year-Old How To Get Rich 04.05.2025 24:08

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #8 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please lea...

Teaching My 3-Year-Old Time Management 30.04.2025 17:22

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #7 Check Out Give-A-Derm! https://shop.giveaderm.com?sca_ref=8650853.1xaSpq3FFJ Not sure he will take anything away from this lesson but... I tried... 😅 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and i...

Explaining ASSETS to my 3-Year-Old 26.04.2025 19:18

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #6 I'm not sure if he understands... But... I tried... 🤣 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain...

Stopping My 3-Year-Old From Going BLIND... 23.04.2025 13:52

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #5 Today, in the car, my son told me he loves staring at the sun because he likes the funny colors that it makes in his eyes. So... We had to have this talk... 🤣 It always amazes me what silly things he comes up with to say. I'm also reminded every day that he doesn't have simple knowledge of how the world works. "Like... Dad... Why can't I just stare at the sun...?...

SOMEONE BROKE INTO OUR HOME?! 😱 19.04.2025 15:01

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #4 Did someone break in...?! Or was that just Siri...? The world may never know... Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content...

Teaching My 3-Year-Old To Be Humble 16.04.2025 16:44

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #3 Today we learned that you can't please everyone. Keeping up with the Joneses is easy to fall into and the same thing is true with lifestyle creep. I hope Lincoln understand the lesson here... But frankly... I'm not sure he did... I'll keep trying... 😅 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so t...

What Does a 3-Year-Old Think About TAXES? 12.04.2025 17:54

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode 2 Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that I've ever seen! If you enjoy this series, please le...

An Unfiltered Conversation with My 3-Year-Old Son 06.04.2025 9:54

Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode 1 This is the first video of a podcast series called "Spilt Milk" I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original content coming out of his brain that i've ever seen! Ha! If...