The Blumers

Spilt Milk Podcast

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The Blumers

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4-Year-Old's Secret to Slow Aging 26.01.2026 12:09

4-Year-Old's Secret to Slow Aging | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #167 Official Spilt Milk Merch! https://spiltmerch.com/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original...

4-Year-Old Explains Where Nut Milk Comes From 26.01.2026 11:07

4-Year-Old Explains Where Nut Milk Comes From | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #166 Happy Apparel Your Kids Will Love! https://www.littletrouble.com/BLUMERS Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny a...

4-Year-Old's Relationship Advice 26.01.2026 16:17

4-Year-Old's Relationship Advice | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #165 Official Spilt Milk Merch! https://spiltmerch.com/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original c...

Should Kids Get Screen Time? (A 4-Year-Old's Take) 26.01.2026 10:44

Should Kids Get Screen Time? (A 4-Year-Old's Take) | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #164 Official Spilt Milk Merch https://spiltmerch.com/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of th...

Teaching My 4-Year-Old Gen Z Slang 24.01.2026 10:30

Teaching My 4-Year-Old Gen Z Slang | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #163 Official Spilt Milk Merch! https://spiltmerch.com/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original...

4-Year-Old on How to Cook a Steak 24.01.2026 10:43

4-Year-Old on How to Cook a Steak | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #162 Official Spilt Milk Merch https://spiltmerch.com/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original c...

4-Year-Old's Take On Organization 24.01.2026 10:56

4-Year-Old's Take on Organization | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #161 Official Spilt Milk Merch! https://spiltmerch.com/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original...

Explaining Public Speaking To My 4-Year-Old 24.01.2026 12:07

Explaining Public Speaking To My 4-Year-Old | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #160 Happy Apparel Your Kids Will Love! https://www.littletrouble.com/BLUMERS Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and...

What It's Like Going To The Gym in January (A 4-Year-Old's Take) 23.01.2026 16:41

What It's Like Going To The Gym in January (A 4-Year_Old's Take) | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #159 Happy Apparel Your Kids Will Love! https://www.littletrouble.com/BLUMERS Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent ans...

The First Time Lincoln Answered YOUR Questions! 07.01.2026 17:47

The First Time Lincoln Answered YOUR Questions! | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #156 Happy Apparel Your Kids Will Love! https://www.littletrouble.com Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it'...

Looking Back At Our First Podcast! 07.01.2026 9:54

Looking Back At Our First Podcast! | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #154 Loving the shirts? Us too! Get the best deal here: https://www.trueclassictees.com/ANDREWBLUMER Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers ar...

The Time I Tried To Teach My 3-Year-Old About Girls! 06.01.2026 21:32

The Time I Tried To Teach My 3-Year-Old About Girls! | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #155 Loving the shirts? Us too! Get the best deal here: https://www.trueclassictees.com/ANDREWBLUMER Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and i...

4-Year-Old Rates Careers 01.01.2026 14:15

4-Year-Old Rates Careers | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #153 Happy Apparel Your Kids Will Love! https://www.littletrouble.com Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best orig...

Explaining New Year's Eve to my 4-Year-Old 31.12.2025 12:36

Explaining New Year's Eve to my 4-Year-Old | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #152 Happy Apparel Your Kids Will Love! https://www.littletrouble.com Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's som...

4-Year-Old's New Years Resolution 30.12.2025 14:02

4-Year-Old's New Years Resolution | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #151 Loving the shirts? Us too! Get the best deal here: https://www.trueclassictees.com/ANDREWBLUMER Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are...

Explaining Vacations to a 4-Year-Old 29.12.2025 10:20

Explaining Vacations to a 4-Year-Old | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #150 Loving the shirts? Us too! Get the best deal here: https://www.trueclassictees.com/ANDREWBLUMER Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers...

Explaining Airports to My 4-Year-Old 26.12.2025 8:40

Explaining Airports to My 4-Year-Old | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #149 Official Spilt Milk Merch https://spiltmilkstore.printful.me/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the...

IT'S CHRISTMAS! 25.12.2025 7:13

IT'S CHRISTMAS! | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #148 Loving the shirts? Us too! Get the best deal here: https://www.trueclassictees.com/ANDREWBLUMER Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's...

We Found What Under The Tree?!?! 23.12.2025 13:01

We Found What Under The Tree?!?! | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #146 Official Spilt Milk Merch! https://spiltmilkstore.printful.me/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the bes...

A Short History of Marchmallows! 23.12.2025 7:04

A Short History of Marshmallows! | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #145 Official Spilt Milk Merch! https://spiltmilkstore.printful.me/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the bes...

Podcast Studio Update and Q&A! 18.12.2025 12:48

Podcast Studio Update and Q&A | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #142 Official Spilt Milk Merch! https://spiltmilkstore.printful.me/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best o...

Explaining Traffic to my 4-Year-Old 18.12.2025 14:06

Explaining "Traffic" to my 4-Year-Old | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #141 Loving the shirts? Us too! Get the best deal here: https://www.trueclassictees.com/ANDREWBLUMER Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers...

BABY SHEP ON THE PODCAST?!?! 18.12.2025 12:42

BABY SHEP ON THE PODCAST!? | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #143 Official Spilt Milk Merch! https://spiltmilkstore.printful.me/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best orig...

Explaining Phishing to a 4-Year-Old 15.12.2025 10:21

Explaining Phishing to a 4-Year-Old | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #140 Official Spilt Milk Merch! https://spiltmilkstore.printful.me/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the...

IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!! 13.12.2025 14:13

IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!! | Spilt Milk Podcast | Episode #139 Peace of Mind Meets Entertainment at https://kidoodle.tv/ Why We Started This Podcast Series: I wanted to document different moments where I teach my son life lessons so that you can enjoy it too and so that I can go back and watch these in the future. His unfiltered and innocent answers are so funny and it's some of the best original...