SpeakBeasty: A Fantastic Beasts Podcast

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Shortest intro ever. → The Phoenix Register: THAT TRAILER THOUGH. → "What are they hiding from the Americans?!" → Portkey travel hair's a thing. → "Thanks to Haley's mating call..." → "Witch things! It's fine!" → Is Queenie colluding with the Murtlap? → Coincidence? NEVER! → "It's marketing, people! Marketing!" → The Avengers are Hedwig. → Basically a Hogwarts travel ad...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Welcome guest host Marjolaine! → The Phoenix Register: TRAILER'S HERE! → WB is scared of Megan.  → Fantastic Beasts 2: Newt Escapes His Babysitter → "Take my money, whatever..." → Hogwarts. Hogwarts! HOGWARTS!?  → March Madness: Apparition Edition. → "It has taken the name of Augurey in vain." → The Newt... shed? → Everyone's on a roof. → "Hi, I'm Jude Law, welcome to F...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Kat and Allison guest host! → The Phoenix Register: No news is annoying news. → How many editions is too many editions? → The Dark Arts in Fantastic Beasts. → Double agent Theseus? → HOW DID WE FORGET SASQUATCH? → "Other houses like to eat, too!" → Will Queenie get manipulated by Grindelwald? → We want the Leta, Queenie witch gang. → Wizarding Kardashians? → Let's hope...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Welcome new host, Lizzie G.! → Guest host Mari is the Chosen One. → The Phoenix Register: Dan and Eddie's podcast! → Where. Is. The. Trailer. Though. → Is Graves even real? → Grindelwald's charmed his way to the top. → Barty Crouch Jr. was evil but had mad skillz. → What makes a great witch or wizard? → Fantastic points and how to lose them. → Just more Colin Farrell, p...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → "But is it Skinny Eddie?" → The Phoenix Register: David Yates had some words... → Where's the trailer, though? → "Owl, well..." → Albus Grindelwald's teenage diary. → "He's okay now! Well, he's dead..." → Drink some water, kids. → We do not condone a lot of things. → Shout out to our FBI agent listeners. → Can Jo write outside of her own experiences? → Fact: Warner Bros...

This time on SpeakBeasty... → Stephanie is here to guest host! → The Phoenix Register: New VR game is here! → "The future is NOW." → 50 Shades of Graves, amiright? → "It's the beasts, within..." → Squid theories & Hagrid's sketchy adoptions. → "We're going back to Hogwarts! → Flashbacks on flashbacks. → Wiffle Quaffle sounds fun. → "Not yet... *winks at camera*." → The Time-Turner: The Paris M...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Katy is back to guest host! → "The Phoenix Register": More new photos! → "The moustache has gotta go." → O Dumby, my Dumby! → Tina = new James Bond. → "In the last one, the bank explodes." → Kiss the Dementor cook. → "Professor! Language!" → Classic egg thievery.  → What was Fawkes really thinking? → This rejected theory brought to you by MATH! → The Newt Case": Lou Car...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → It's almost Beasts year! → The Phoenix Register: New photo of Jacob and Newt! → Come say hi to us at Celebration of Harry Potter! → The NOT Crimes of Queenie. → Dumbledore and Flammel? #WeShipIt → Flirty Dumbledore? Yes. → Banana sandwiches.  → "You too, can be a Haley!" → So many fantastic memories. → We are now a Grandma podcast. → Bring back proper midnight showings,...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Guest host Lizzie G. joins us! → The Phoenix Register: Straight outta the Paris sewers. → Eddie has legs for days. → Newt's coat is the new Harry's shirt. → "Albus, NO." → Plot twist: Ariana lives? → "I'M TRYING TO BE EVIL HERE!" → Warner Bros worked with her on this. → "This feels backwards." → "How did we get here in the first place?" → Let's not create a hierarchy of...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Laine guest hosts! → Our show is fifty, nifty, and thrifty. → The Phoenix Register: New MinaLima art! → "When to wave, and when to behave." → Jude Law is... lemonade? → This is THRILLER. → Less heteronormativity please. → Dumbledore isn't Dumbledore yet. → Will they get married? Who's gonna die? → "Le-tah Lestrange..." → Voldemort's graduation though... → #GravesSTILLLi...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Listener guest host Sam joins us! → "We have some feelings..." → The Phoenix Register: Buckle up, everyone. TITLE REVEAL! → Tina is DEFINITELY a pigeon.  → Deus ex Frank? → Philosopher's Stone is almost of age in the Wizarding World. → Where is the Resurrection Stone? → "He's like a sexy Ulysses S Grant." → The Nagini Theory. → "It's more of a love rhombus." → No more S...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → "We're still here..." → Terrible impressions abound. → The Phoenix Register: Newt's book release! → Pierre is a Snallygaster CONFIRMED. → "And that's what you missed on BEASTS." → "I WISH Merlin was in Cursed Child." → The movie should end on the Island of Misfit Toys. → Lots of Karl Marx, apparently. → That Deathly Hallows symbol is EVERYWHERE. → Dumbledore sold the El...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Amy joins us as a host! → Claire and Ariel have some announcements. → "The Phoenix Register": Newt's travel application! → "He gotta deliver that book!" → We're not a "Back to the Future" podcast → “We’ll talk the Barebones about it...no?” → Is it hard to compare Hogwarts and Ilvermorny on purpose? → More new words for Muggle? → SO MANY NEW CHARACTERS. → "He was on the...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Welcome to new host, Aurelia! → The Phoenix Register: Uhm, Dan Fogler's instagram? → "We're killing you, but you're gonna have fun!" → Will the death potion be important later? → What was the point of the Ilvermorny stories? → Mont Saint-Michel, magical or nah? → But can the Dursley's swim? → Does Grindelwald talk over French wizard prison? → Is the French Ministry at V...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Welcome Haley to the show! → "The Phoenix Register": Filming scenes at Hogwarts? → Apparently, we STILL need more Graves. → We want to see Nicolas Flamel. → "Look at this shiny rock I got!" → Does Grindelwald want the Philosopher's Stone? → "That's a pretty rock, but OLIVER WOOD!" → "Not with my pastries!" → Too many baguettes. → Giant baby Madame Maxime. → "So Veelas a...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → #NoFanShaming → Jude-ception. → Grindelwald is Mrs. Norris. → "So you're gay, right?" → "That poor little chicken nugget..." → David Bowie the singing Bowtruckle. → A Fantastic Beasts theme park? → We NEED Jacob's bakery. → Ride a boat with Newt! → "I'm gonna buy that cup!" → The Time-Turner: Josephine Baker! → "I wonder if Newt likes bananas?" → The Newt Case: The Tail...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → 10 years later? → The Phoenix Register: Sasqueenie! → The great mystery of Diskid... → Grindelwald is basically Count Olaf. → "Welcome to my big gay circus!" → "He's a broken wizard..." → "How about NO ONE DIES?!" → In stories, death has to mean something. → Credence will be saved by Chocolate Frogs. → Will Dumbledore become a mentor to Credence? → "You ruined my circus...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → We’ve got the answers to the universe. → “Mary Grandpre is the OG.” → Manticores on Chopped? → “Did I need it? Nope. Did I buy it? Yep.” → Alfonso Croissant, our newest Niffler. → Secret magic circus tents. → “THIS. But with WANDS.” → Why must women work twice as hard to prove themselves? → If only Tina could punch us in the face… → “He’s just BUSY.” → The Indiana Jones...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Alison's finally on an episode! → The Phoenix Register: New illustrated Fantastic Beasts covers! → Because yes, you need more copies... → Who's dressed in a filly tutu?! → Have we seen the last of the Shaws? → Casting announcements! → J.K. Rowling can do better. #RepresentationMatters → Name etymologies for days! → "We learned it from the twitter." → Fantastic... feasts...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → It's SpeakBeasty: The Musical!  → The Phoenix Register: The Teen Choice Awards!  → Lots of nominated beasts.  → Harry Potter turns 20.  → Could Newt's story have survived without Harry's?  → "It's AcoroMANtula, not AcromanTULa."  → Severus Weasley and Cinderella Black?  → "It was I who dropped the piano!"  → Ron vs Jacob: "They're both fluffy bunnies."  → UNCLE JACOB?! ...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → The Phoenix Register: The screenplay is done! → Go get cast in the movie! → "Yates don't care!" → Rolf took after grandpa. → Why wasn't Newt a person of color? → More sister dynamic please! → Alohobeasty? Speakmora! → "But mom, I'm gonna go see pretty animals!" → Newt goes Into the Woods. → We venture into fan-ficy territory. → Newt as a father figure to Credence? → "Or...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → We're LIVE at MISTI-Con! → What would Newt's boggart be? → Everything is Graves... → Uncle Newt?! → Obama DEFINITELY knew about wizards. → We want more wizard schools! → Hogwarts study abroad? → What was Grindelwald's motivation. → Credence is an atomic bomb. → The manipulation of Credence is the saddest. → Horcruxes vs obscurials. → We've traded in Hamilton for Moana....

This time on SpeakBeasty: → "We've been here before..." → The Phoenix Register: CDs are here to make us feel old. → "For sure and seven years ago." → Send Ariel graduation smash cakes. → Every permutation of 19 years later... → Johnny Depp feels lucky, but do we? → How we relate to Harry and Newt is different, but the same. → Casual reminder that Jo isn't a casting director. → Cursed what? Cursed...

This time on SpeakBeasty : → Guest hosts, galore! → The Phoenix Register: Newt's patronus?! → Is the patronus Leta? Tina's hat? Graves? → Discount Buckbeak and Baby Groot. → "Don't say magic is the reason!" → Callum Turner as Thesues? → Jo still doesn't know how to math. → Theseus is in ALL the Houses! → "Salazar Slytherin was kind of an a-hole." → "Legit wizard, or nah?" → Were Leta and Theseus f...

This time on SpeakBeasty: → "Long ago, the four hosts lived in harmony..." → The Phoenix Register: We have our Dumbledore! → Rogue One: A Graves Story? → "I want FULL Jude Law." → "BEARD HIM UP!" → "Screw wands! Time for fisticuffs!" → Dumbledore's queerness matters. → What will Dumbledore's timeline be like? → Dumbledore = Luke Skywalker? → "I loved you once. Now I don't. Prepare to die." → Will...