Kristen Swartz

SPEAK REEL

Kids EN ↓ 32 episodes

Just your average millennial mom from New Jersey navigating life one “Are you f***ing kidding me?” at a time. Happily married for over twelve years (yes, he drives me crazy daily), raising four girls, two dogs, and one live-in mother — we’re basically a modern-day Full House with a twist of King of Queens with a lot less hugging. So, whether you’re grabbing a coffee or a marg at 10 a.m. (no judgment), let’s chat, laugh, and keep it all the way “reel.” Let’s support each other the way we did in a club bathroom at 1 a.m. singing Sweet Caroline reapplying our MAC lipgloss.

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Kristen Swartz

Episodes

Thrive in Chaos 30.05.2025 35:53

Still shaking up the margs with Steph! We talk about our love for Disney, cups, trends & get “reel” thriving in chaos. Business Shout Out: Instagram & Facebook Open Road Coffee, Monmouth County NJ Little Mamas Pops, Monmouth County NJ

Mom-Madness 27.05.2025 40:03

Getting hit on in your late 30’s… Botox.. Pregnancy… Parenting.. Mom-bod.. 90’s Summer… Let’s get into it all

Inside Out - All the Feels 21.05.2025 38:53

May is the new December… Thrivin’ & Survivin’ Prom . Puppies . PM Pediatrics

Rant & Repeat 16.05.2025 16:37

I’m unhinged, in a mood and one throat punch away from feeling better 🤪 PSA: my cover art was taken at 1 am this week when my toddler decided she no longer needed sleep in her life 😊

Mother’s Day Tea 12.05.2025 32:32

My mom friend joins me on Speak Reel as my first guest! First impressions, daily life struggles & caffeine 🙃

Here Goes Nothing… I’ll Cringe Later 08.05.2025 11:57

Okay so my intro was scripted because I was sweating and completely out of my comfort zone. Here is my first uncut- unfiltered-I’ll cringe in a month from what I was even saying… POV : my toddler designed the cover art!

Speak REEL Intro 08.05.2025 1:38

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