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Lower Decks S3E9 "Trusted Sources" 21.10.2022 2:21:15 ↓

we discuss who still does circumcision in the star trek universe and fill the Barclay action figure jar with our cum

Deep Space 9 S2E16 "Shadowplay" 18.10.2022 2:26:17 ↓

What’s the limit to a changeling’s gape?

Lower Decks S3E8 “Crisis Point 2: Paradoxus” 15.10.2022 2:31:00 ↓

We get matching Knicknak taint tattoos, Alex Jones loses big in court, and Geordi procreates with a hologram

Lower Decks S3E7 "A Mathematically Perfect Redemption" & TOS S2E20 "Return to Tomorrow" 07.10.2022 4:04:32 ↓

we discuss what a pon farrt would be like and kirk cheats at the kobayashi maru by having the answers transmitted to him via a vibrating buttplug

Lower Decks S3E6 "Hear All, Trust Nothing" & Voyager S4E25 "One" 01.10.2022 3:20:01 ↓

This is now a Monk (on the USA Network Starring Tony Shalhoub) Podcast.  Regardless, we end up talking about Seven of Nine taking a number 2 for about 3 hours. Also featuring The Roast of Tom Paris.

Lower Decks S3E5 “Reflections” & Deep Space 9 S2E14 “Whispers” 23.09.2022 3:21:16 ↓

We really “drop the ball” (pull out our testicles to prove a point), then Pat erases all the memories of his regrets and he’s consequently turned into a forklift-certified manbaby.

Lower Decks S3E4 "Room to Improve" & Voyager S2E12 "Resistance" 16.09.2022 3:35:06 ↓

Don’t drink out of the old man’s mystery thermos challenge, and prop comedy makes a comeback with MelonTop’s wild new “where’s my hat?” routine

Lower Decks S3E3 "Mining the Mind's Mines" & Voyager S2E16 "Meld" 10.09.2022 3:21:49 ↓

Neelix produces some Skin Porridge from his glands and Pat tries to mind meld with a sandwich

Lower Decks S3E2 "The Least Dangerous Game" + TNG S3E19 "Captain's Holiday" 02.09.2022 3:22:22 ↓

Patrick "French" Stewart gets some Jamaharon

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (+ Lower Decks S3E1) 27.08.2022 4:31:58 ↓

we watch the most racist Star Trek film and discuss having sex with a camelback full of hot mashed potatoes

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier 19.08.2022 3:55:38 ↓

Kirk will literally shit his sleeping bag with an ass full of whiskey beans before going to therapy

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home 13.08.2022 4:14:23 ↓

we discuss Sulu running the “San Francisco Marathon”, Chekov getting turned out in a temporal loop and having to take new asshole medication, and Bones McCoy being so dry he has to rest in a wet sleeping bag

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock 05.08.2022 2:57:08 ↓

3 hours of talking about Bones McCoy going dark MAGA and Saavik emptying the 7-year cum leg of a special needs child

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 29.07.2022 2:36:34 ↓

master and commanderbator

Star Trek: The Motion Picture 21.07.2022 3:06:22 ↓

the greatest vore film ever made Support the show

Star Trek Strange New Worlds Season 1 15.07.2022 2:43:06 ↓

getting our dicks wet at the LAN party Support the show

Strange New Worlds S1E10 "A Quality of Mercy" & VOY S5E13 "Gravity" 08.07.2022 2:29:15 ↓

It's not cheating if you're on a different level of space

Strange New Worlds S1E9 "All Who Wander" & TNG S2E16 "Q Who" 01.07.2022 2:44:47 ↓

in the future they remember station wagons but have completely forgotten what an omelette is

Strange New Worlds S1E8 "The Elysian Kingdom" & TNG S7E15 "Lower Decks" 24.06.2022 2:48:48 ↓

We recorded this episode in one of those quarter-operated porn booth. It cost like 40 bucks in quarters. 

Strange New Worlds S1E7 "The Serene Squall” and Voyager S6E3 "Barge of the Dead" 17.06.2022 2:22:25 ↓

Kortar is the Klingon king of Goth Night

Strange New Worlds S1E6 "Lift us Where Suffering Cannot Reach” and LD S2E8 "I, Excretus" 11.06.2022 1:59:57 ↓

Torturing makes me horny

Strange New Worlds S1E5 "Spock Amok" and TNG S4E6 "Legacy" 04.06.2022 2:10:33 ↓

Yar's sister's bodysuit cameltoe analysis

Strange New Worlds S1E4 "Momento Mori" and TOS S3E16 "The Mark of Gideon" 28.05.2022 1:31:22 ↓

Kirk's mission is pussy

Strange New Worlds S1E3 "Ghosts of Illyria" and DS9 S3E10 "Fascination" 21.05.2022 1:28:10 ↓

Smokin mad renewal scrolls

Strange New Worlds S1E1&2 and DS9 S2E7 "Rules of Acquisition" 19.05.2022 1:45:34 ↓

Quark is a bisexual.