Sometimes I Hate You Podcast

Welcome back humans to your favorite weekly comedy variety show. This week Cyle, Andy and Victor played a card game called Welcome To Danger House. Victor recounts his fight with an American Civil War vet’s ghost and Andy’s misadventures in dealing with a literal banana shark. We also discuss the existence of nipple insertion hentai and realize that Andy has had a broken brain for a long, long tim...

A new year, a new season of Sometimes I Hate You and the same old idiots you know and love. Andy and Victor describe their adventures and misadventures of New Year’s Eve. Andy harasses Victor for abandoning his best friends in favor of a new girlfriend. We even found out that Andy and Victor are meant to be together forever thanks to a red plastic brontosaurus with future aight Welcome back to Som...

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Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. In this episode Viktor and Andy talk about what it would be like to be a pregnant male sea horse. We figure out which classic Universal horror monster is the right one for the job when it comes to replacing your current best friend. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You.

Welcome back humans, in this week's episode Andy and Victor talk about the strange event known as a white elephant and the weird things people choose to bring. We also try to figure out the perfect secret santa gift for Victor's boss. Victor and Andy also realize that Cyle is incredibly hard to shop for when it comes to Christmas. We also figure out what happens to Victor when he gets old. Welcome...

Welcome back to yet another Sometimes I Hate You tradition, we are celebrating Friday the 13th. Sorry we haven't recorded in two weeks, so this is also episode 16. We talk about what it would be like if Jason Voorhees ran a boutique festive machete shop. Victor tells us what he intends to do in the inevitable event of Mr. Universe himself Arnie passes away from old age.

Welcome back to your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast that takes a week off because of podcast equipment failure and American holidays. This week we're kicking it old school with an Andy and Victor only episode. They talk about all sorts of things that really matter like what is actually going on under everyone's skin, the truth may shock you. They also talk about comic book super hero Wonde...

This week Andy is sick and therefore not funny at all but he tells us about the book he’s writing for Nanowrimo (Look it up). Cyle’s friend had a birthday party at a burlesque show so obviously Andy got a free dvd instead of something cool or useful like a coffee table book full of boobs. The whole gang also went on a field trip to the Brick By Brick, San Diego’s number one heavy music venue to ch...

Andy was scowering the web and found a place to buy a necklace and use it to communicate with the secretarys of hell. Cyle talks about how she injured herself with a vibrator as a teenager and Victor is betrayed both of his co hosts when they recall the fatherly nature of MR.T800 himself in the newest Terminator film. Welcome back to Sometime I Hate You! Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com...

This past weekend Andy and Cyle went on an adventure to an EDM festival called Escape The Psycho Circus. We talk about being offered cocaine to cut in the Farris wheel line. Cyle and Andy found out that San Bernardino is pretty much empty except for the massive shopping mall and horrible nerd stores. They even saw three, count em, three fires in the city of San Bernardino. Welcome back to Sometime...

Andy, Viktor and Cyle celebrate a very goofy Halloween together, check out this special episode of Sometimes I Hate You. We talk about our favorite Halloween traditions and even realize that Viktor's imposter mom likes going to bukkake parties. Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=13412444

Andy and Cyle discovered a sandwich shop named after a long time friend of the podcast and he hopes his brother can buy the dominos next door. Cyle admits to not knowing anything about the James Bond film franchise. We even talk about another podcast called Welcome To Night Vale which is pretty much the twilight zone if it had a regular news broadcast. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You. Back us...

In this week’s episode Andy, Viktor and Cyle welcome friend of the podcast Kat in for the first time and they come up with a party game called Welcome To Murder Room. We get Kat to explain what its like being under a similar affliction to Cyle (a girl). Cyle and Andy also admit to their vocuiristic tendancies. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You. Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u...

Two theme parks within two days, an armless new son and the terrors of a lifetime. Welcome back to you’re favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor talk about their adventures to Universal Horror Nights and Disney’s California Adventure Boogie’s Bash. Thanks for listening to Sometimes I Hate You. Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=13412444 Halloween Horror Nights T...

Your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast is back. Cyle explains how people used to make lanterns in the great depression to celebrate Samhain. We all try to come up with cool new words for differently able people and in the spirit of halloween we try to define the type of monsters we want to be. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You Back us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=13412444 Dun...

Andy spends his entire lunch break trying to remember a joke from hit American comedy show Family Guy while Viktor tries to get ready for his day. Andy also talks to Viktor abou Kylo Ren’s misguided anger in the upcoming Star Wars film featuring his Darth Grandpa.

This week Cyle is missing in action, she had to go to ocean sleep away camp so Viktor and Andy are holding up the fort. Andy talks about how he dislocated and relocated his thumb at work. Viktor tries his hardest to explain to Andy the difference between carving pumpkins and cooking pumpkins. Welcome Back to your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast Sometimes I Hate You. Back us on Patreon: http...

Welcome back to yet another episode of your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. It’s your favorite because we said so, if you think otherwise well you can go f*@k yourself human scum. This week the boys Viktor and Andy try to convince Cyle to create her own character and the end result is someone named Sarah-lee and we revisit the serial killer rap from hit horror comedy movie scary movie. Oh...

Andy and Cyle went on a weekend full of adventures, starting with heavy metal karaoke on Friday while simultaneously Viktor was exploring every Spirit Holloween shop in the city. Cyle and Andy bummed around downtown San Diego for about eight hours and recount the expedition full of sex toys, metal heads that sell pizza and avoiding every shop Viktor recommends in Seaport Village. Welcome back to S...

Hey humans, welcome back to another episode of your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast. Our hosts Andy, Viktor, Cyle and Esteban get down to the nitty gritty and try to figure out the difference between a werefish and a mirmaid. The crew all try to figure out whats cool about being a girl thanks to a listener’s request. We even find out if it’s easier to do a butterfly kick with a vagina. Welc...

It's Friday The 13th and Cyle and Andy got tattoos to celebrate, Andy fought a death fog on the way to work. We decide that Viktor is totally okay with making love to a human dolphin. We also figure out what our favorite horror video games are. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You and Happy Friday The 13th.

This week Viktor, Cyle, Andy, and Esteban decide if theres such a thing as a sexy serial killer. Andy introduces us to the Steve Jobs of Fuck toys. Andy also talks about the hillarious process of using a Clone A Willie while watching Constentine and being fluffed. Welcome back to Sometimes I Hate You! Back Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=13412444 Clone-A-Willie https://www.adameve.co...

It’s time for another episode of your favorite weekly comedy variety podcast, This week Cyle, Andy and Viktor go antiquing on a threeway date, the also get ice cream sandwiches made of waffles and explore a record store. Andy wrote up a few questions to get to know Esteban and Cyle better. One of them is “What is your favorite taco bell pastry?” Welcome bBack to Sometimes I Hate You! Back Us On Pa...

Welcome back to season 6, the sexiest season of your favorite weekly comedy variety show. Viktor, Esteban and Andy try to come up with yet another spin off to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they land on time traveling snails. They also answer those nitty gritty questions you have had about the cookie production process of girlscouts cookies. We talk about a leprecaun also for a bit. Thanks f...