Sometimes I Hate You Podcast

Welcome back to you favorite comedy variety podcast! This week Andy and Viktor come out swinging by thinking about ectoplasm actually being sex fluid. Andy realizes that most of his personality is actually just stories of his adolescence. This episode obviously has one of those stories, it has to do with a ninja star in the hood. Andy also learns you some things about Ninjas. Viktor tells us about...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! In this episode your host Andy asks other host Viktor whats going on with the new social craze of collectable popcorn buckets, offered at most movie theaters. Andy and Viktor break down their Christmas presents for one another and some of their favorite gifts in general. Hint, hint one was a Boar Spear and the other was an Al...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! Its that time of year again, Viktor and Andy award the best and worst games they played this year. We have the Wife Choice Awards, with competitors First Descendent, Call Of Duty Black Ops 6, Stray and Return To Grace. We have the Greatest Failure awards handed to games that were either absolutely horrible, or that we thought...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! In this episode Andy and Viktor talk about how much their book buying habits have changed. We realized that Viktor and Andy’s Grandpa’s are two sides of the same coin. That coin includes murder tips, gambling habits and nobodies name being their real name. Thank you for joining us at Sometimes I Hate You! Email Us At: silysih...

Welcome back to your favorite comedy variety podcast hosted by a couple of married dudes named Andy and Viktor. In this episode we tackle the tale of Viktor’s wedding from the perspective of both a frazzled groom putting pretty much everything together by hand and the Level 2 Best Man who flew 1100 miles and had to be a photographer in the event he was shooting. This one is long and kinda weird, j...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! In this episode we get to really analyze the difference between Viktor and Andy’s party days. Viktor and his fiancee get to drink bright green atomic alcohol and tag-team puke into a toilet and sink. Andy and his family go on a tiny train train to see a park and eat a warm giant pickle. There’s also the possum sanctuary and t...

Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast! Obviously this week Andy and Viktor come out swinging with the idea that Justin Timberlake may have been apart of an early 2000s raper gangbang and P Diddy owning far too many dildos and maybe strapping them to animals. Andy talks about his first and worst tattoo in years. Viktor tells us about his pre-marriage, pre-parenthood tri...

Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode Viktor tells Andy about Beatlejuice Beatlejuice, there will be a few spoilers. Andy gives a deep critique of his time with The Withcer 3 Wild Hunt. It took so very long for him to beat it, so give him a break if he rambles for a while.  Andy might actually not like Jedi Survivor at all. Thank you for joining us at...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor go on a freindship discovery and we learn together how much Tim Burton films acatually matter to Viktor. Never in a million years thought we’d bond over girly emo movies from our youths. Viktor tells us about needing to walk out of Deadpool 3, this is one of the oldest man moment we’ve ever seen from...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode hosts Viktor and Andy imagine Chuck E Cheese but overrun by Southern Californian Gangsters. Viktor tells us just how far off from reality Instagram can be through a story of a gothic church inspired Mexican restaurant. Sounds great, I know, but just listen to the story. Viktor tells about how he got into a fig...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor talk about Macho Man Randy Savage’s Slim Jim mascot successor. Andy complains about getting through Elden Ring to get to the DLC, so instead he just goes on and on about how good The Witcher 3 still is. Viktor asks Andy to be his best man, which includes a whole box of surprises. Andy also brings the...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this Episode Andy and Viktor realize Cicada are really weird little bugs while we describe their effects on Texan life. Andy tells Viktor his deepest darkest breakfast secrets. Andy’s whole family had a ailments through the father’s day weekend. We also learn about a dude found with a whole human arm in the passenger seat...

Welcome to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Viktor and Andy talk about the newest coolest Monster Energy Drink based event. Monster Energy Drink is currently running Monster Gear, a giveaway where you can scan your Monster Energy Drink receipts and use the points to purchase items from their shop. Andy picked up the pace and finished off Harry Potter And The Priso...

Welcome back to another episdoe of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor really just explore their relationship with liquids and their partner’s lack there of. Andy may or may not be Jealous that Viktor has a friend who is letting him read a book he’s writing. Andy wants to write a book, how dare he. Only person that ever enthusiasticaly read Andy’s work-in-progress book...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Viktor and Andy really come out swinging by talking about server maintenance. Andy also complains about the total loss of Fallout 3 progress after falling in love with the game over the last month.  Viktor trys yet again to sell you and Andy that Dragon’s Dogma is a great game. Andy and Viktor both complain about th...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This is a nostalgic ass episode with Andy and Viktor. Andy tells us about some of his favorite toys from 1999 which were actually just ID badges for characters form Star Wars The Phantom Menace. Andy analyzes his feelings for videe game Fallout 3 like 16 years after first discovering the series. Viktor tells us more about Dra...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode Andy and Viktor agree that if its hit and run on a highway when no one is around, it never really happened. Viktor tells about the dead body he found and Andy tells us about the first live music he’s seen in over a year. If you haven’t before, for the love of all that is holy go look up The Acacia Strain. Andy...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor find out what happened to their pets who actually did go off to a farm. Andy tells us about the dramatic conclusion of novel The Only Good Indians, this time a lot of it takes place in a makeshift sweat lodge made of old jackets. Viktor breaks down the meta plot of Death Stranding, so if at any point...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode hosts Viktor and Andy ponder the misteries fo modern technology thorugh the random texts their car tires send them. Andy got sick and stayed up all night watching George Ramero’s Dawn Of The Dead and serial drama True Detective for the first time. Viktor admits that 70s horror movies are really boring while ou...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week your hosts Andy and Viktor talk about Andy eating “sushi” for the first time. Andy talks about the creative slump he’s been and Viktor as it turns out has been in the same place, he's making action figures again though. Andy tells us about a Native American horror book about a maybe deer ghost? Thank you for joining...

Welcome back to your favorite comety variery podcast. As alwasy your hosts Viktor and Andy are marching ever toward the big sleep and with that comes some sad dad-ass purchases and mindests. Andy bought a tiny washing machine and a solar generator but he’s also way into super brutal true crime videos on youtube. Viktor educates Andy on the proper amount of Jean washing that should be done, the ans...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor explore the many horrible, horrible states of being human. Espcially focusing on getting sick, then only eating and pooping out cough medicine. Andy expresses how bowel cancer is the abolute worst and he even tells us a little story of his vasectomy. This of course causes viktor to have a very physic...

Welcome back to your favorite comedy variety podcast. This week Andy and Viktor talk about whats been going on in Viktor’s life. He’s been dealing with the worst Black Friday, He’s been seeing his Fiance way less than he should be and it looks like his anxiety gagging is before work is coming back. Viktor and Andy talk about parenthood and when the right time to have kids are. You will never sleep...

Welcome back to another episode of your favorite comedy variety podcast. In this episode Andy and Viktor talk about some times they eluded trouble in highschool. Sometimes you're praying to god that you don't get caught by cops in an abandoned house, sometimes its the same prayer but 2:30 in the morning and you're crawling past a police station on a stolen children's scooter. Thank you for joining...

Two years away and a whole lot of changes the amazing Andy and the velvety smooth Viktor are back with your favorite every other week comedy variety podcast. In this episode we hear about a wedding and some of the best haunted horror mazes. Thanks for sticking around, pick up your pizza off the ground, that shit's old and nasty, take a bite. Thank you for listening to Sometimes I Hate You!