Sometimes Funny Always Awkward

We asked for your silliest dating icks (reasons you stopped being attracted to someone). Today’s selection are so silly, so unreasonable but so so funny. This episode is brought to you by Tempus One - the all new Prosecco based wine spritzer, bursting with refreshing fruit flavours - grab one at select Dan Murphy’s or BWS today! Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: sometimesfunnypod@gmail.co...

Today’s Hot Mess Hotline has our beloved listener ‘S’ ask how to handle her mum spreading her secrets - Mum!!!!!! Also an update for you all - we’ve decided to cancel our subscription feed “Sometimes Extra” 😭 We just had too many issues to overcome and so we’ve decided to cut our losses and end the feed. If you were a subscriber or wanted to subscribe and hear the content, please email us and we’...

Hey hotties! Hope you’re wet with excitement to hear some bad sex stories! We’re talking candy cane dicks, falling asleep mid sesh and giving birth to strawberries. Sexy. AND we share some of your juicy juicy secrets. Today’s episode is brought to you by Tempus One - the all new Prosecco based wine spritzer, bursting with refreshing fruit flavours - grab one at select Dan Murphy’s or BWS today! Ha...

Today’s Hot Mess Hotline is all about getting the ick from a voice note - valid or not valid? Who knows! Also an update for you all - we’ve decided to cancel our subscription feed “Sometimes Extra” 😭 We just had too many issues to overcome and so we’ve decided to cut our losses and end the feed. If you were a subscriber or wanted to subscribe and hear the content, please email us and we’ll get th...

We are in the middle of a cost of living crisis (if you didn’t already know) and we have a little rant about it as well as sharing some horrible housemate stories AND we share some of your juicy juicy secrets. Today’s episode is brought to you by Tempus One - the all new Prosecco based wine spritzer, bursting with refreshing fruit flavours - grab one at select Dan Murphy’s or BWS today! Have a sto...

We have Hot Mess Hotline today, hotties, and we have a question about a boy hating compliments from his words of affirmation boyfriend and SUPER interesting story about a vacuum cleaner fetish! 👀 Have a Hot Mess Hotline question you want answered? Email us at: sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometime...

We’re spilling your secrets today - embarrassing, sweet and weird. Maddy also shares a big (and slightly challenging) realisation she’s had about being an actor, and Grace reveals her deepest inner desire to live life eating grapes. Slay. Today’s episode is brought to you by Tempus One - the all new Prosecco based wine spritzer, bursting with refreshing fruit flavours - grab one at select Dan Murp...

Hot Mess Hotline today is a real head scratcher! H&J are a couple on the dating apps and they are looking for LOVE (and not a unicorn). Join us as we dissect dating two people at once and how to pick up a third person as a couple. Have a Hot Mess Hotline question you want answered? Email us at: sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra”...

Today’s episode we go through our biggest mistakes made by our listeners, from messy cups in public to leaving little treasures on the carpet.. Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on Spotify Subscribe within the feed on Apple Podcasts Follow Maddy...

Our gorg listeners have reached out once again to ask for mediocre advice for A (anonymous) who is torn between two loves at 15 (?!) Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on Spotify Subscribe within the feed on Apple Podcasts Follow Maddy on TikTok...

Hey gorg! This episode is all about the unhinged things you do when you’re really upset or angry - like kicking chairs, throwing phones at the wall, bad haircuts and dramatically running through the rain. Have a story you wanna share? Email us at: sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on Spo...

It’s Hot Mess Hotline day gorg! Today we discuss the difficulties around navigating sex with different experience levels.  Have a question and want Hot Mess advice? Email us: sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on Spotify Subscribe within the feed on Apple Podcasts Follow Maddy on TikTok a...

We are back with a classic Tell Me About It segment with wedding horror stories, like catching your dad with a bridesmaid 🤢 To contribute a story, you can email us at sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on Spotify Subscribe within the feed on Apple Podcasts Follow Maddy on TikTok and Inst...

Hot Mess Hotline is in full swing this Monday with two listeners reaching out, covering exploration in relationships and sleeping with an ex’s cousin?? To contribute a story, you can email us at sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on Spotify Subscribe within the feed on Apple Podcasts Foll...

Throwing it back today to one of our all time favourite call outs - Embarrassing Medical Stories. We’re talking carrots, watches, hammers and MORE inside places they are not meant to be.  To contribute a story, you can email us at sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on Spotify Subscribe wi...

It’s Hot Mess Hotline Monday! Today we help one of the hotties with a dilemma - her ex is still hanging out with her siblings and her co-workers (and bad mouthing her! - Nasty). Join us for some lukewarm dating advice as we discuss her problem and what she should do! To contribute a story, you can email us at sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Someti...

In today’s tell me about it episode we have our hotties reveal their most iconic sex memories, uncovering the Venn diagram of weird sex and iconic sex. To contribute a story, you can email us at sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on Spotify Subscribe within the feed on Apple Podcasts Foll...

Hot Mess Hotline is in full swing in today’s ep! We are giving our mediocre advice to a listener about her long distance relationship and giggling about reading smut books as a teenager. To contribute a story, you can email us at sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on Spotify Subscribe wit...

Our Tell Me About It episode asks what is the worst thing you had someone do to you and you STILL returned to them, like letting them cry about their ex to you in bed… This Episode does have some discussion around interpartner violence, please listen with caution if this is a subject of sensitivity. Attached is an Australian government run support service for anyone who would like more information...

Today we are joined dating optimist and Maddy’s real life bestie Hannah Zaslawski! Hannah has recently blown up online after documenting her dates online in a series called “50 First Dates”. She is sharing her experiences online in the hopes of finding love but she’s also learned a lot more on the journey. Follow Hannah on TikTok and Instagram   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription...

Petty exes assemble! Today’s episode we share some petty crap you hotties have done to get back at an ex. Some mild and some WILD.  To contribute a story, you can email us at sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on Spotify Subscribe within the feed on Apple Podcasts Follow Maddy on TikTok a...

In today’s episode we have a story from the hotties! A first date with a creepy true crime twist! And for Hot Mess Hotline we discuss a couple of neighbours who have been secretly sexting 👀 To contribute a story, you can email us at sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on Spotify Subscribe...

In today’s episode, we chat about all the embarrassing and delulu (delusional) things you’ve done when you’ve had a crush on someone. Like following them all the way home after school even though you live an hour in the other direction, or turning up to their city randomly with the hopes of running into them. We’ve all been there. Stay delulu hotties. Love you To contribute a story, you can email...

Hey Hotties!! In today’s episode we discuss a story from one of you! A follow up from our crappy families at Christmas episode. We also offer some mediocre dating advice for a gamer dude and his upset wife. To contribute a story, you can email us at sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on S...

Hi hotties! Today on the pod, we share a few examples of petty exes including buying vibrators on his card, dedicating songs to them and naming a pig after him. Big slay To contribute a story, you can email us at sometimesfunnypod@gmail.com   Support the show: Join our fortnightly subscription “Sometimes Extra” for bonus exclusive episodes. Sometimes Extra on Spotify Subscribe within the feed on A...