Something For That Ass

Episode 51 - Our PSA's for this latest episode of SomethingForThatAss - Please for the love of the lord, MEN stop posting pictures pursing your lips. Be a man who BEGS and be a man who is submissive to his woman. Women love a man of his word. So stop propping up your entire fascination of a woman based on your lust for them. We love substance! And when your relationship isn't working, don't step o...

Our Actual 50th Episode - On this episode we cover the untimely death of Gloria Zamora, a light in her community and an inspiration to many women around the world 🕊️. Time Stamps: 00:00 Covering the death of Gloria Zamora and the media frenzy that ensued 04:00 There was absolutely no reason for this 09:00 Why are we justifying and rationalizing her ex husbands decision to carry out her murder 15:0...

EPISODE 50 - We drink wine and get a little tipsy for the first time on an episode 🎉 FCK ICE ALWAYS & FOREVER. We talk babies with no lips, naked mole rats and taking hate for the greater good. Thank you for watching 50 episodes and being a part of this journey, we love and appreciate y'all 🩷 Time Stamps: 00:00 FCK ICE ALL MY HOMIES HATE ICE 07:00 Wine review 14:00 Learning and speaking span...

Podcast Episode 49 - Our latest recap and roast! We touch on how men THINK they should NOT approach women as a tactic, why men lie to women, being open to new friends and not sleeping with undeserving men. Thanks for watching 💋 Time Stamps: 00:00 Introducing a new member to the family 04:30 Recap and Roast starts 06:00 Reading a viewers thought process on how to approach dating 12:00 Men lie beca...

Episode 48- On this week's episode we talk to Isene about putting all your eggs in one basket, parents not giving their kids a fair shot at life and how impactful female friendships are for women. PLUS, why are women STILL putting up with situationships in 2025?! Special thanks to Isene for joining us on this special episode 🍑 Time Stamps: 00:00 Introducing our special guest and host of Herizon P...

EPISODE 47 - We debate what is and isn't a deal breaker for ourselves! From bad hairlines, parents who hate you, what car they drive and men who rave; we cover it all. thanks for watching 🍑 TIME STAMPS: 00:00 A change of plans 05:00 Roughest time of the month 10:00 Lenna's a THIEF 13:00 Fuerza Regida's 111xPANTIA Album Release Party 16:00 Deal Breakers BEGIN 19:00 Following random girls and Men w...

EPISODE 46 - Today's episode is ALL about girls whose lives revolve around men and what they'll do to "keep" that man. AKA BOY CRAZY WOMEN! Y'all need a reality check and we're going to give it to you. This episode needs no further introduction. Enjoy 🍑 Time Stamps: 00:00 Introduction 03:00 Down bad after a relationship 07:00 You hated me the whole time 17:00 0 Sympathy 20:00 Never trust a woman...

RECAP & ROAST (EPISODE 45) - Be careful who you decide to spend your life with romantically because that man can AGE you very quickly! Stop telling women you want to make them your baby mom... that is hate speech. I will be a WIFE first. Our response to "What do you bring to the table" comments. Also, women must earn flowers? And finally, women need to take accountability but weak men seek out...

Episode 43 - On this episode we have AMAYAJANE on to talk about her music and creative process 🎶! And of course we had to get in her business 🤭. She gives us her breakdown on the Drake and Kendrick beef, making music when you're heartbroken and alchemy 🔮. We hope you enjoyed this episode 🫶🏼 Make sure to go listen to AMAYAJANE on Apple and Spotify! And follow her on socials @AMAYAJANEG Time St...

Episode 42 - On this episode we are switching things up and talking to each other instead of AT YOU 😗. First, we ask why men look down upon simps and tricks. Also, have you ever noticed a man has no problem spending his money if it leads to something at the end of the night? Then, Brookelyn urges you to be with better quality people. Your future Husband/Wife will thank you. Plus another PSA 🗣️ ME...

Episode 41 - On this episode we talk about how society looks down on women who decide not to have children. And the negative stigma placed upon women from men if they're single. Why is being single such a negative? Then we must get you guys to stop trauma dumping on your date. And if it happens to you, RUN! We hope you enjoy Episode 41 🍑 Time Stamps: 00:00 Intro 06:00 You can't miss what you've n...

Episode 40- On this episode we bring you our Recap & Roast 🔥 WE tell you why lust is incredibly dangerous and can lead to terrible mistakes. Why sometimes you have a crush on someone when you're bored. A man tells Lenna she needs her nails done 🤮 What you need to expect from your partner this valentines day. Finally, do your research on products you're purchasing. We hope you enjoy another R...

Episode 39 - Welcome to a new episode of Something For That Ass Podcast 🍑 Today we tell you why situationships are a WASTE of time. Then Lenna tells us about a manipulation tactic to look out for when on a date. Then we talk about what type of man you have to be to cheat on your pregnant wife. Tune in for another wild ride 🎢 We hope you had a lot of laughs and found something to take away from t...

Episode 38 - Our first episode recorded in 2025 🎉 If you're new here, welcome! If you're an OG, thanks for sticking around 🫶🏼 On this episode, Lenna has us meditate together to start this one. Brookelyn advises the girls to put down the rose toys. And finally, we tell you why you SHOULD be with a Provider Man. We hope you enjoy this episode, thank you for watching 🍑 Time Stamps: 00:00 What we...

Episode 37 - Happy New Years 🍑 🎉 On this episode we go over how to approach a woman for a date. We also talk about some dating experiences we've recently been through. We question why on earth guys talk dirty to you BEFORE you've even gone through the FIRST date??? The audacity. More dating advice and a few pieces of personal experience to share from your big sisters 🫶🏼 We hope you enjoyed our...

Episode 36 (Segment 9 Part 4) - On this episode we go over how important it is to have a strong cut off game. Don't let that man play with you a 2nd, 3rd or 4th time. Due to recent events, we must put the FAKE FRIENDS on notice. Finally, we hold more traditional values whether you like it or not! PLUS we are in our MODESTY era. Time Stamps: 00:00 Spinning the block during the holidays 04:50 Cut of...

EPSIODE 35 - On this episode we played the card game "Keep It Playa" with our special guest Yami! The trio is back in action and we have a more idgaf Yami this time around. We get into why you don't give multiple chances to someone. Running red lights is apperently frowned upon by some, for some reason. Guys wanting to be your 2nd BF, WILLINGLY?! That's very disgusting of you. Finally, we don't li...

EPISODE 34 - On this episode we recap our time being on stage at the Fuerza Regida Concert! An incredibly iconic moment for us, thank you to everyone who reached out to congratulate us. And to the hating ass hoes who didn't, we see that too. We each give a dating life update! Finally, we get into how to get over a breakup 💔 Enjoy ☺️

Episode 33 - On this episode we were inspired to revisit some topics that we briefly covered in our last episode. We get down to the bottom of what is and isn't cheating in a relationship. In person and online. Brookelyn will never settle for 50/50. Lenna gives you a life update. Different people consider different things cheating, but one thing's for certain. NO ONE WANTS A DUSTY. Thanks for list...

EPISODE 32 - On this episode we give you updates on each of our love lives and how we navigate dating. Brookelyn thinks you should stop bragging about how tight and wet it is. Enough is enough. The chemical imbalance men have to cheat is no excuse to be sloppy, IF that theory is true. And if I found out, consider it an open relationship. Since you wanted to be to so open. Finally, you can't let yo...

Episode 31 - On this episode Brookelyn and Lenna have on a very special guest who got MARRIED at the age of 40! She tells us why she believes everyone should get married at an older age, plus her own experience having meaningful relationships in her 20s. We hope you enjoy listening to her unique perspective! Time Stamps: 00:00 INTRO 03:00 Pro’s to being Married at an older age 10:00 Ride or Die is...

Episode 30 🎉 00:00 HOOKUP CULTURE 06:00 They’re using YOU for seggs 22:00 I know you’re not gonna like this one 30:00 Men will say anything to get in your pants 37:00 Unimpressed 39:00 Word of the Day: Discernment 42:00 Sisterhood SAVES you 44:00 Close Friends list poll Thank you for watching 🫶🏼 If you enjoyed this episode, give us a review on the platform your listening 🤗

Episode 29- On this episode we rate our own looks from each episode of the podcast and we roast ourselves for the makeup, hair and outfits we put on to come record. We also read some of the meanest comments you guys have written on our socials 🥲 We hope you guys enjoy this episode! Make sure to comment your favorite look or what you thought was our worst look.....

EPISODE 28 - 00:00 We're in our flop era 07:45 The Whatever podcast recap & roast 30:00 Broke boys are upset 34:00 You're out to misunderstand me 36:00 "It Ends With Us" Movie 42:00 Demure didn't resonate 45:00 Struggle Love

EPISODE 27 - HAPPY ONE YEAR!!!! Grateful to everyone who watches & listens, we love you guys and appreciate the support. We took shrooms and played a couple card games for this milestone. We hope you enjoy 🫶🏼