SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K

We're continuing our leech-themed streak (for some reason) with The Leech Woman! Also - hear Jeff confess to sexual sadism. Shocking! Host segments: Devori will be eaten by a big cat; did you know big cats are really scary?; Devori saw The Ghost and the Darkness once and it terrified her; there's really nowhere you can hide from a big cat; always trust someone who hasn't been eaten by a lion yet;...

We're wishing you a happy early Valentine's Day with the dubious choice of Attach of the Giant Leeches! So - grab someone and suck on them, with consent, of course! Host segments: drop dynamite in there!; true crime parallels; polin' holes; leech problems; something gross in a grotto; Dr. Dynamite; a super serial history; grocer games; take me to the mushroom palace!; Jeff's otter recipe central.

It's another listener request with Future War this week! Boy - this one really goes some places, doesn't it. Luckily we have Fred Burroughs to help us through! Host segments: LadyRater; former naughty person; The Wet Whale main stage; cretaceous mouth; TimCop; OJ redux; losing Sacramento; our apologies to Bob Saget. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitte...

We're (belatedly) celebrating Jeff's birthday by watching the jigglefest Angel's Revenge. It's everything you thought it would be, and nothing more. Host segments: Phyllis Schlafly knew; MiMi knows something is fishy; Blue Book cleavage; gradual release of pushing; Trish is out for blood; Angel's feminism; grown-up girl scouts; King Crow. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us...

It's time for the annual SoL-Mates Bottle Episode! This time, we're breaking down the high and low episodes of the year and talking about some plans for the future! Also - we talk about MiMi Martian-gate and her blatant refusal to talk about that one episode. Host segments: MiMi vs. the Martians; guest success; Angry Dome problems; Trailer Park LaPerla; Rifftrax Redux; tell us why you like it; a l...

MiMi was true to her word and wasn't to be found - but luckily we found a stand-in SoL-Mate in Literal Dozen member Adam "The M'hael" MacMorgann! If you listen, you can still hear MiMi's knitting needles ghostly tapping in the background. This is our annual holiday episode, but as you can probably tell from the notation - we let the naughty words fly like dirty, dirty reindeer. What can we say - t...

Oh no! Our democracy! It's broken! - If you love ham-handed propaganda, then Invasion USA is for YOU! *points dramatically* Host segments: another book Jeff never read; mules and flips; the origins of Hollywood's "Red Scare;" an affair to not remember; deep riffs; inaccurate depictions of brutal nuclear war. . Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or...

We're slingin' our patented sass at Gunslinger this episode! Frankly, it's a real shame some of these good movies have such terrible sound quality. Host segments: The Agnes Archives; Jeff's a tripper; The Gentle Nudge (TM); Joel Robinson - Muppet; Let's dance, Wendy's; how the west was FUN! Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/A...

Since SpookyTimes(TM) are officially over, we're heading on out to the great plains of this fine country and taking in the unintelligible Last of the Wild Horses. YIP! Brought to you by Cranch Cravin's! (CW discussions of branding animals) Host segments: MST3K-specific aphasia; Breakfast of Alcoholic Champions; remastering woes; doing Remedy dirty; why westerns?; non-sequitur segments; Cranch Crav...

Spoopy Halloween, MSTies! We decided this year we were out of spooky stories, so we thought we'd share with you some of our Favorite Things (TM) from this season. It's a heapin' helpin' of recommendations. Feel free to stop by our social and let us know your favorite spooky movies, shows, decorations, etc.

Load up the dune buggy and strap on whatever you use to shave your dad - it's Eegah! And it's hella problematic, but if you watch out for snakes, you should be fine! Host segments: Cringiest Cringe that Ever Cringed; the Arch Hall Jr. Hype Machine; dubbing problems; desert-hot Keystone Light; all hair and swimsuit. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter...

This time it's the Most Dangerous Game rip-off, Bloodlust! Enjoy our Mr. Brady jokes, won't you? Host segments: unfortunate uncles; Marcia Brady appreciation post; let the lightning deal with Bob; the smells (TM) of the farm; please dismiss your hype man. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail...

It's the holiday you never knew you wanted; MOON ZERO TWO DAY? WEEK? We're talking about the fan favorite that boldly asks - what if living on the moon was really, really boring actually? Host segments: falling off the moon; terrible slo-mo; wild, wild bureaucracy; Joe's sad flag story; can you poop in space; what even is this movie?; 200% more Lou Diamond Phillips; Ted Lasso in Space!; Persuasion...

Evidently it's the summer of movies we thought were other movies until we watch them...but it turns out it's OK because we liked this one! Host segments: Gordin'; Bardcore Perry; Pore Jud; lighting discussions; Gideon gets mean girled; maysure for maysure; sexy saxophone solo. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. A...

It's Giant Gila Monster week, so gather your most responsible teens and come on out to the scene of the crime! **Correction - Katherine Hepburn did not, in fact, have Parkinson's.** Host segments: deputized teens; in defense of Renaissance Festivals; funny drunks; Giant Gilda Monster; everything's scary in Texas; jumpin' jumpin;. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Faceb...

We're tackling Devori's birthday request this episode with fan-favorite The Final Sacrifice. Join us for what ends up being the most buck wild five minutes of podcasting we've ever experienced, and paint yourself a soundscape of Joe tipping over in an office chair. Host segments: the harsh truth about cotton gloves; Full Funch; Not a boat!; CanCon; Tryin' Burgers with Troy; Levon Czonka; Joe's who...

We're still frantically trying to get our last summer back with yet another time travel flick with Rifftrax's treatment of the David Carradine flick Future Zone. Hang on, folks - this one has a lot of talk about mesh shirts. Like - a lot. Host segments: ferret smuggling; mesh shirt = future; Raimi Redux; meshy bois; gloverhead; paradox schmaradox; a Terminator Diversion; Cryptid Corner; Kidney For...

Here it is! The next entry in our summer of reclaimed time! The anticipated (dreaded? feared? hated?) Time Chasers episodes. There's not much to say about this one, folks. CASTLETON! Host segments: the science of re-recording; physics of shooting planes; Jeff can get you a cheese plant job; a history of Madeira; THIS dude?; Lisa's dark history; MiMi's ChinFacts TM; recasting for 1991 made-for-TV s...

This episode covers the surprisingly watchable The Undead as our summer of Time Travel continues! Host Segments: Ye Terminator; making sounds; a history lesson from Dr. Devori; Undead Time Paradox; apologies to all Brideys; the "ye" thing; taking an incomplete; Mad About Witchcraft. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJug...

We're continuing our Time Travel Summer with, well...The Time Travelers. Enjoy the surprisingly in-depth discussion and SO MUCH IB MELCHIOR INFORMATION. Host segments: MiMi's Chucklehut is closed; a horny culture; Ib-tastic Voyage; the missing ending; hosts from zero to hero; the episode where we meld all our sci-fi tropes; Ibbed for your pleasure; more local ads jokes. Please be sure to like, sha...

The gremlins have struck again. First, there was no Joe and Devori audio for Fu Manchu. Now - there was audio, but nothing actually recorded for Time Chasers. Since we are hell-bent on giving you content every two weeks, here's a minisode featuring some of the best of MiMi and Jeff and Time Chasers v. 1.0. We will re-record a full Time Chasers episode in the next few weeks (look out for The Time T...

We're continuing our Christopher Lee mini-marathon with the controversial Castle of Fu Manchu. Boy howdy - this one is terrible, folks. Host segments: crazy from the meat; yucking yums; send women and cake; a prolific Jesus; Fu Redux; Jeff goes ham on homophones; Fu goes to Greendale; Devori didn't watch the movie. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter...

We're celebrating MiMi's birthday week request AND May the 4th with our exploration of Rifftrax: Attack of the Clones! It's a doozy, y'all - but MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU! Host segments: controversial content; NPR IN SPACE; Devori aggressively doesn't care; let the women edit; a discussion about Anakin's sexuality that goes on for far too long; going to get some Midicoorsians; only on May the 4th...

Trumpy - you can do controversial things! We're discussing fan favorite? (maybe, sorta?) Pod People on this episode. Guess what folks...it stinks! Host segments: flipping nightingale eggs; pulling a Lithgow; levels of uncle-ing; Matreon; Joe's alternate cut of Ghost; metal speed run. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJu...

It's a listener request, and a (we think) fan favorite this week with Miami Connection a la Rifftrax Live! We hope, with this offering, you will decide we're friends for eternity. Host segments: Jeff erasure; gritty Monkees; Measuring Man Mythos; Big Live Energy; battle of the b-bands; peak Vice; Orlando Foible; mild shenanigans. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Faceb...