Soiled Restroom Cinema

The Cinematic Flushers take on dino poop !  When an alien ( Adam Driver ) unexpectedly crash lands on Earth 65 million years in the past, he must battle his way past a bunch of CGI dinosaurs to reach an escape vehicle with a child survivor ( Ariana Greenblatt ) in tow.  What follows is 93 minutes of characters constantly looking over their shoulders and repeating the word "family" over and over. C...

The Cinematic Flusher take on 80's fantasy !  When a warrior ( Lee Horsely ) is asked to save a kingdom from a brutal tyrant ( Richard Lynch ), he finds himself up against an entire army and an evil sorcerer ( Richard Moll ).   Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they Amish beard up to flush this medieval cinematic turd. Special guests include Degenerate John an...

It's Amish Paradise time!  When a young woman ( Emily Bader ) travels to a secluded Amish community to film a documentary about her mother, she stumbles across a Devil's cult that wants her to stay around long after filming is completed.   Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they churn some poop to flush this Amish turd. We love feedback!  Tweet us with your com...

It's Jingle Turds month!  When three urban explorers stumble into an abandoned holiday theme park, they team up with a forgotten Santa Claus ( Barry Bostwick ) to stop a rampaging Krampus before it's too late.  Welcome to SLAY BELLES ! Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they lube up their candy canes to flush this Xmas turd. We love feedback!  Tweet us with you...

Ready for a racist action turd?  Jennifer Garner headlines PEPPERMINT , a 2018 revenge film where she watches her husband and daughter get gunned down by an "evil" Mexican drug cartel, only to return five years later and kill every "evil" Mexican in greater Los Angeles. Cinematic Flushers Copper Yuenger and Paul Hawkins join Honor Knight as they sharpen their badass killer skills to flush this cin...

When a Detroit police officer ( Ed Helms ) teams up with a foul mouth kid ( Terrence Little Gardenhigh ) to take down a drug kingpin, what follows are a slew of unfunny racial jokes and situations better suited for a Republican conference. Actress Brandi Aguliar joins cinematic flushers Copper Yuenger, Paul Hawkins, and Honor Knight as they lube up their nightsticks to flush COFFEE & KAREEM . We l...

Happy Turkey Day!  When a murderous turkey puppet goes on a Thanksgiving quest to find a lost sequel film, only one human ( Daniel Usaj ) and a group of crass puppets stand in his way. Actress Brandi Aguliar joins cinematics flushers Copper Yuenger, Paul Hawkins, and Honor Knight as they cranberry sauce up to flush THANKSKILLING 3 . We love feedback!  Tweet us with your comments and suggestions fo...

When Michael Myers refuses to die, he turns Haddonfield Illinois into a living Hell as he slaughters everyone in his sight while Laurie Strode ( Jamie Lee Curtis ) recovers in a hospital bed.  It's HALLOWEEN KILLS , where reboot sequels go to die. We love feedback!  Tweet us with your comments and suggestions for future flushes! 

Scary Turds month continues!  DJ Chilly Billy ( Corey Taylor ) and his sidekick Paul ( Zach Galligan ) spin crappy tales of terror on Halloween night from a radio station in Conyers, Georgia.  It's, BAD CANDY , and "bad" doesn't even begin to describe this cinematic turd. We love feedback!  Tweet us with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Scary Turds month continues with a HALLOWEEN reboot!  When spree killer Michael Myers escapes from a mental institution after his first rampage 40 years prior, it's up to a now adult Laurie Strode ( Jamie Lee Curtis ) to stop him for good. We love feedback!  Tweet us with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

It's Scary Turds month!  This week the Cinematic Flushers get into each other's minds to flush Neil Blomkamps' boring demon possession turd, DEMONIC .  When a young woman ( Carly Pope ) is asked by a medical facility to help her comatose mother, she quickly finds herself on a highway to demon hell. We love feedback!  Tweet us with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

The Cinematic Flushers take on Glenn Frey !  When cosmic rays create a bunch of super villains, it's up to a scientist (Octavia Spencer ) and her obnoxious childhood friend ( Melissa McCarthy ) to develop superpowers of their own in order to save their city. We love feedback!  Tweet us with your comments and suggestions for future flushes.  

The Cinematic Flushers take on red hooker boots !  When a failed business tycoon (Pedro Pascal) discovers an ancient Dreamstone that grants wishes, it's up to Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) and her former lover Steve Trevor (Chris Pine) to stop him before the world spins into chaos. Joining us this time out as part of our extended co-flushing team are Paul Hawkins from the Blokebusters podcast, and Copp...

The Cinematic Flushers take on dragon farts! When a reclusive animal doctor ( Robert Downey Jr ) is called upon by a dying Queen of England, he embarks on a perilous journey with an entourage of animals in an effort to save her. Extended co-flushers this time out include Paul Hawkins from the Blokebusters podcast, and Donna Lee Hum from the Varmints! podcast. We love feedback!  Email us at signals...

The Cinematic Flushers take on a Haunted Mansion ghost !  When an LA case worker ( Linda Cardellini ) investigates a case of child abuse, her two children fall victim to a vengeful Mexican spirit.  What follows are 93 minutes of under lit sets, autopilot scares, and expositional priests.  Here's the TRAILER . Our special guest this time out is actress Brandi Aguilar , who can currently be seen in...

The Cinematic Flushers take on Evil Superman !  When a Kansas couple ( Elizabeth Banks , David Denman ) find an infant in the woods near their home after a meteor crash, they raise the child ( Jackson A. Dunn ) as their own until it begins to display superhuman powers and decides to kill everyone in sight. Here's the TRAILER . Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Pa...

The Cinematic Flushers take on crappy dinner theater !  When a group of strangers embark on a mystery train, they get more than they bargained for when a robbery causes a derailment, which leads to a rubber suit monster killing them off one by one.  Veteran actor Lance Henriksen shows up long enough to unload some backstory and collect a paycheck. Here's the TRAILER . Joining us as part of our ext...

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Right Hand Of Doom !  When Hellboy ( David Harbour ) discovers a centuries old British witch ( Milla Jovovich ) has it in for mankind, it's up to him and the BRPD to stop her before she unleashes monsters upon the world. Here's the TRAILER . Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Donna Lee Hume , one half of both the Varmints! and So...

The Cinematic Flushers take on the Kessel Run !  When a young Han Solo ( Alden Ehrenreich ) escapes his home planet to save his girlfriend ( Emilia Clarke ), he finds more than he bargained for when he encounters backstabbing smugglers, Wookies, a famous ship, and a newly founded rebellion against the Empire. Here's the TRAILER . Joining us as part of our co-flushing team this time out is Paul Haw...

The Cinematic Flushers take on Blue Steel !  When two former supermodels ( Ben Stiller , Owen Wilson ) are called back to the fashion world after a self imposed exile, they find themselves embroiled in the middle of an assassination plot.  What follows are 101 minutes of clown car cameos, stale jokes, clueless performances, and Will Ferrell showing up and hour late into film to collect a quick pay...

The Cinematic Flushers take on CGI dinosaurs !  When a genetically modified dinosaur escapes from his enclosure, it's up to a dino wrangler ( Chris Pratt ) and the theme park's CEO ( Bryce Dallas Howard ) to stop it before it eats all the guests within the now fully operating park.  What follows are 124 minutes of action figure acting, obvious villains, forehead slapping plot mechanics, and Howard...

The Cinematic Flushers go on a witch hunt !  When two witch hunting siblings ( Jeremy Renner , Gemma Arterton ) encounter a grand witch ( Famke Janssen ) while protecting a small town, they uncover a dark secret to their past.  What follows are 88 minutes of cosplay props, EVIL DEAD makeup effects, HOME ALONE styled blunt trauma, and Janssen unleashing her inner, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? H...

The Cinematic Flushers take on the chicken dance !  When a contractor ( Adam Sandler ) must coordinate the week of his older daughter's wedding, chaos ensues as family members and problems begin to pile up.  What follows are 116 minute of stale racial humor, obvious practical gags, unfunny characters, and comedian Chris Rock looking visibly ill for most of the running time. Here's the TRAILER . He...

The Cinematic Flushers take on a cyber god !  When a scientist ( Johnny Depp ) is fatally injured in a terrorist attack, his wife ( Rebecca Hall ) uploads his conscience into a computer.  What follows are 119 minutes of hangover acting, LAWNMOWER MAN plot mechanics, clueless characters, and actress Kate Mara decked out like a trailer park day stripper. Here's the TRAILER . We love feedback!  Email...

The Cinematic Flushers take on fat suits !  When an LA womanizer ( Ryan Reynolds ) returns to his home town at Christmas, he must find a way to win over the love of his former best friend ( Amy Smart ).  What follows are 96 minutes of body shaming humor, bad wigs, unlikable characters, and actress Anna Faris performing at a nosebleed inducing 11. Here's the TRAILER . Our special guest this time ou...