Soberless Thoughts

Alex and Mike gobble down some Wild Turkey 101 and give you all you need to know about Thanksgiving.

Alex and Mike are joined in a special episode by their better halves in a race to the bottom of their wine bottles. 

Alex and Mike share a couple Sazeracs with the legendary comedian James Colby. 

Alex and Mike drink a Gorley original called "Takin' A Bullet", then dive head first into why they don't smoke or publicly masturbate! 

Alex and Mike record live from Bobby Mackey's Music World on Halloween night with Jan from Gatekeeper Paranormal. Listen closely, if you hear an EVP let us know at soberlessthoughts@gmail.com  For more information on the bar visit www.bobbymackeys.com  For haunted tours visit www.gatekeeperparanormal.com  Drink of the night - Stone IPA Song: Johanna by Bobby Mackey

Alex and Mike explain how to evade the likes of Jason, Freddy and Chucky while chugging back some Kentucky Pumpkin Barrel Ale. 

Alex and Mike are just a couple of dead guys drinking a couple of Dead Guy Ales trying to cope with all those rogue werewolves running about. 

Alex makes one tasty Zombie Brain Shot that actually feels like you're drinking brain matter. Then the boys try to figure out the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse. 

Welcome to the first week of the "How To Survive" series. This week Alex and Mike share a Vampire Kiss Cocktail while giving the ultimate guide on how to survive a vampire attack. 

Alex and Mike have some wild dreams, one of which is recording an episode so completely intoxicated that they forget to talk about what they were drinking. Done! 

Alex and Mike find out just how delicious and dangerous a Bloody Mary truly is. 

Alex and Mike reminisce about the good old college days over more than a few bud lights. 

Alex and Mike stumble down 5th and Vine on their way to this week's hypno-session. 

Alex and Mike are back on the bottle! Bison Grass Vodka is the perfect treat for this weeks conversation about all things hairy, but mostly Swamp Apes, Sasquatches, and the Yeti. 

Special guest Jack O. schools Alex and Mike in Greek Mythology while chugging Shirley Temples.

Celebrating the 10th episode, Alex and Mike indulge in a couple of James Bond Martinis while divulging the secrets of the Kentucky Cocaine Bear. 

Alex and Mike share some very tasty Braxton Brewing's Storm while indulging in the finer things in life. Specifically the fine drunkards and their lives. Two other guys, who are also drunkards, also talking about these guys, about those guys. Drunkards. 

Alex and Mike are clearly soberless as they fumble through thoughts of cousin relations, the Bermuda Triangle, and alien abductions in their quest to answer "Where do we come from?" 

Alex and Mike do their first taste comparison while debating where exactly it is that they (humanity) come from. 

Alex! Do you believe in Bigfoot!? What a fun topic to discuss while tossing back a multitude of Coors Lights. 

Alex and Mike mow down a couple Moscow Mules, Canadian Geese, and Boston Terriers. Lots of mowing going on in this one. 

Alex and Mike down a few Country Boy Shotgun Weddings while contemplating double standards in college, who's the hottest cartoon character, and who they'd use their time machine to go get it on with. 

Alex and Mike discuss the trials and tribulations of white guys in the rap game, over ice cold Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ales.  

Have you ever heard of a ghost poop? Mike describes to Alex just exactly what a ghost poop is while they enjoy BJ's Tatonka Stout. 

Alex and Mike talk about the podcast, each other, and just how delicious Alex's Old Fashioned truly is.