Soberless Thoughts

Alex and Mike are back with another episode! What is this one about... well Mike talks about his new diet and how fat he is, which leads to further conversation revolved around Cheese and those who cuck said cheese.

Alex and Mike bring you one of the scariest encounters they've ever had to deal with while recording an episode of the podcast. Oh, and they also talk about how to survive a chupacabra.

Welcome to October, and by October we mean our annual How to Survive series. This week's episode Mike gives you all the signs to recognize a haunted doll in your home. Then, how to survive that haunted doll. Editor's note: About 20 minutes into the episode, Alex's microphone breaks and from that point on he is nearly impossible to hear. As a result, much of this episode has been cut sh...

Alex and Mike are back talking about Miami Vice, Band Names, Perception of Reality, creative writing, aliens are real, Benjamin Franklin is a serial killer, the habit of two sleeps, BBC, insomnia, dad fantasies, lucid dreaming, horror movies, the afterlife, our first dogs, animal dicks, the science of nuts, the dixie line, pet foxes and much more.

Alex and Mike tell the story of Doc Ellis and his no hitter way back in the day. 

Alex and Mike talk about lactose intolerance and estrogen filled drinks. Also, lots of discussion about ladies' restrooms, Buc-ee's restrooms, and dick doodling. Finally, the conversation leads to dating flaws, kayaking the Grand Canyon, our new favorite conspiracy... cat people vs lizard people!

Alex and Mike talk about change jars, bar co-workers, lizard people, beauty standards, butt implants, political jokes, Keltic fest, Indian Bicep Injections, pill heads, Spotify playlists, inappropriate dinnerware, religious customers and then they mention Rick Rubin.

Alex and Mike talk about the immortal or possible vampire that is or was but probable is The Count of St. Germain.

Alex and Mike celebrate their 4 year anniversary of Soberless Thoughts.

Alex and Mike invite a special guest on to the episode to talk about Nostradamus and give future predictions.

Alex and Mike fly over the only time the US Gov has dropped bombs on it's own civilians. We're talking about the battle of Blair Mountain, The Blair Mountain Bombing.

Alex and Mike plan out their pipe dream of what the ultimate beerfest challenge would be. Also Christina doing Dirrty (only available on Spotify) and a small tribute to the legendary Jerry springer.

Grab yourself a tasty gay beer and deep throat that bottle till every last drop is swallowed down your beautiful gullet.

Alex and Mike bring you a video only exclusive! A viewing of one of the craziest western movies we've ever seen, Bone Tomahawk. You can find and watch the movie for free on Tubi. Hope you enjoy our commentary throughout the film.

Alex and Mike are back from an extended vacation with a brand new episode of Soberless Thoughts! This week the guys talk about what's been going on with life and then get into the paradox that is modern classic rock.

Alex and Mike talk conspiracies that apparently Alex has never heard of. 

Open your mouth like a hungry girl in a hibachi restaurant ready to take a shrimp to the face! The Love Guru is here from round two of the best love advice show on the internet. Sit back and relax while Eddie Cupid fills you up till is words of wisdom and dripping out of you.

Happy Valentine's Day! Alex reads you his love story about him and his bigfoot lover. Our present to you on this wonderful day! 

Alex and Mike wonder what Snagglepus would think of the outdated pumpkin beer they were drinking. Toss in some dirty blues songs from back in the day and you've got a party going on. 

Alex and Mike go hard in the paint, rapid fire through a number of different celebrities that supposedly look exactly alike, although some... not so much. 

Alex and Mike dive into those celebrities who look exactly like other celebrities and maybe they're actually the same person? This is only part one, the second half of this episode will be released next week. We love and desperately miss Amy Winehouse. 

Alex and Mike record using all new software and equipment, and the cameras are turned on. All episodes from here on out are going to be available to watch as well as listen to. So check it out on Spotify and Youtube as well as the official website SoberlessThought.com 

Alex returns! The boys talk about poetry, prostitutes, fake accents, abstract photography all set to the sooth sounds of Kenny G's Christmas album. Enjoy and Merry Christmas. 

Mike does a guest spot on the world-famous Eddie Cupid show. 

Alex and Mike discuss everything other than the Devil Deer until the very end of the episode, but that's just how it goes.