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Send us Fan Mail Hey Soap Fiends!! Welcome back to another exciting episode. Urgency is relative on this drama filled episode of Dallas. Desperate times call for desperate measures. What do you do when your spoiled and emotionally stunted child bites off more than they can chew? Easy, you do what you’ve got to do. JR gaslights the entire family while Euphoria makes good on his contract. Jock takes...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back Soap Fiends Baddies all across the world breathe a sigh of relief. Bad Girl Sammy Joe is back with a new name, new swag and a bundle of joy. Krystal manages to avoid dirt, debris and damage to an all-cream ensemble while Blake desperately tries to connect with Steven. Jeff is still feeling the effects of the double dose of toxic paint and Steven manages to have the mo...

Send us Fan Mail Hey Soap Fiends! You've  found me in rare form today!  Any and every one can get it at this point because Falcon Crest is playing in my face right now. What we won't do, on this fine day, is disrespect the Whimsy and Wonder of Ms. Emma Channing. Julia’s prison stint had taken its toll on the resident mild child and Cole has about 3 episodes to get it together, or leave i...

Send us Fan Mail Soap Fiends....the time has come. Welcome back to another fun filled addition of Soaplore!!! What a  week! After 3 hours of vintage goodness, the good , the bad, the bold & bubbliest parts of Episode 11 have been determined.  New lovers, old schemes , break ups and morphine. Psychopaths , Psychics,  and a room filled with hot steam.  What more could you want? 

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back Soap Fiends  This one is good in all the worst ways.  Adam Carrington's diabolical villain rise is on full display as Alexis and Blake continue to search for Steven in Bali. Kirby proves to be interesting, entertaining  and resilient while Jeff's sanity and health are called into question. Check out a vintage recipe from the summer of 96! Vintage Summer Reci...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back Soap Fiends   Falcon Crest is not playing with you!!  No crumbs left on this extra soapy episode that may just be too hot to handle. The West Coast Bad Girl’s club is fully assembled and  under pressure . Loose lips sink ships and Lance has an arsenal.   Everyone’s favorite Eff-Boy woke up and chose violence. Angela is under pressure as Landry becomes increasingly ant...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back Soap Fiends     Time to kick off another week of Vintage Soap Opera excellence. We’re starting with Dallas and this episode is all about everyone's favorite, somewhat invisible problem child. Lucy falls for JR’s do-dirt lawyer after a staged fight with JR, Pam confronts Bobby for calling her brother a liar and Bobby is inching closer to finding out how the offsho...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back Soap Fiends!!!  It is the battle royale. Audacity is at an all-time high!! It is the battle of the bubblies, and we have a clear-cut winner. Melissa, secretary of the bad girl's club, teaches us to ignore logic and lash out with reckless abandon!!  The men of Southfork continue to be clueless and wreck less and the aligning of the Bubbly Bad Girl's Club is i...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back Soap Fiends!! Tuscany Valley is not ready for Terry!  2 episodes in and Sis has managed to start a bar fight, seduce half the male population at Falcon Crest and plant seeds of doubt in her favorite nephew's vulnerable little head.   The Perm Rod Gawdess continues to torment and gaslight a panicked Dr. Landry while Chase and Dr. Cousin Michael try to scrounge up...

Send us Fan Mail  Tick, tick BOOM! Tensions are at an all-time high on this explosive  Marco Polo/ search and rescue episode. Welcome back Soap Fiends  The Kream Dream is under pressure all episode long! The Carrington-Colby broads keep their foot on Krystal’s neck, questioning her motives, her moves and the hillbilly hell her kinfolk have brought to the mansion.  Kirby continues to shoot her shot...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back Soap Fiends!! If beauty is the price of privilege, what happens when it fades? Dallas has the heartstrings in a choke hold on this no holds barred episode. In the aftermath of Ellie’s diagnosis, the women folk at Southfork are forced to take an honest look at what it means to be a woman vs what it means to be a Ewing women.  You must be pretty, you must be property an...

Send us Fan Mail   Welcome back Soap Fiends!!!  It is time for another fun filled show down! Episode 9 proved to be a difficult one for Dynasty and Falcon Crest while Dallas finally found their stride   After a brief second look at the 9th episodes this week I have managed to dig up a few gems  Falcon Crest and Dynasty reminds us to never trust a “ flewed out “city girl, even if they are family !...

Send us Fan Mail   Welcome back Soap Fiends.   Secrets, Sadness, and surgery. Oh my!  Old insecurities and new love interests keep the bubbles flowing. This episode hits you in all the feels and goes straight for the emotional jugular. Jock drops a forty-year-old bombshell on a vulnerable Ellie just as she decided to confess a little secret, she has been keeping for 4 days.  The Ewings “kids” comp...

Send us Fan Mail Hey Soap Fiends!!  I'm not calling this episode boring .... BUT.............. I will say that this is a much-needed character building episode that may or may not smell like a garbage fire. Kirby comes clean to the resident bad girl Fallon, while Jeff starts to slowly slip into a Crayola Coma. Krystal comes to the realization that trust is a two-way street while Blake tries t...

Send us Fan Mail Can't a rich broad catch a break? Welcome back Soap Fiends!! Finally, we are getting -somewhere on this " snails-pace, yet worth the weight " soap as Maggie’s mysterious little sister shows up at Falcon Crest. Everyone's favorite Eff boy realizes his bride is for the streets and the Perm Rod Gawdess  is under pressure, yet she still manages to shows new money h...

Send us Fan Mail  Welcome to the 100th episode Soaplore!!It's time to get into all the ins and outs of vintage soap opera fandom! On the centenary episode we discuss the origins of "playing outside or out -of-sight and the subtle difference between a soap newbie and a soap novice. I'll break down the number of episodes I've watched over the last year and the 5 fail proof ways t...

Send us Fan Mail  New love interest, who dis? This episode is all about wanting what you can’t have. Sue Ellen tries to shop away the blues but picks up a stray cowboy love interest instead. Ray can’t read between the lines and misses a major hint from a former flame.  I discuss Jock Ewing’s impeccable rodeo drip and the evils of daily wear pantyhose.

Send us Fan Mail Reading  the room, getting  in where you fit in. Don’t start none won’t be none. It's a shame prison  culture isn't taught in boarding school . Julia’s time in prison proves to be more than she can handle while Chase and Maggie school us in the subtle art of blowing a bag. Dr. Cousin makes money moves in the hospital and Angela utilizes the power of persuasion to save Ju...

Send us Fan Mail It’s a nonstop, be-bop 80’s kind of flapper party on this fun filled edition of Soaplore! It can’t stop ans it won’t stop ,even when it painful to watch. Fallon officially opens La Mirage with a throwback party as Blake goes head-to-head with Alexis over an important business deal. Jeff continues to flex his pedigree of New Money-New Name Adam and Kirby’s European reputation is qu...

Send us Fan Mail The Noobs are here baby! Kirby, Mark and Adam are keeping it extra soapy. Joseph’s daughter makes her dynasty debut giving us Nannie McPhee/Cha Cha emoji realness. Jeff and Adam’s beef heats up as Jeff flexes his old- pedigree-over-new paternity muscles and “sons” Adam at ColblyCo. # BlueBloodOverNewBlood .  Fallon is having second thoughts about hiring Mark and Krystals teary eye...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back Soap Fiends. The Deja vu on this week’s episode is giving me whip lash. Bobby finds a new pint size pal with a heart of gold while Sue Ellen takes the first steps in finding herself again. Pam receives a devastating blow and Digger Barnes defies alcoholic by logic by delivering some surprisingly sage advice.  We’ll discuss the importance of a sound mind, and the battl...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back Soap Fiends! S3Ep 7 Falcon Crest Is a masterclass in petty beyond the grave as the family gathers to read Jaqueline’s will. Julia regrets her guilty plea as prison life turns out to be a real-life nightmare, who knew? Plus paying for mistakes she made long before becoming a murderer. Angela refocuses herself after a shocking reveal and I discuss the unbridled 80’s hea...

Send us Fan Mail  You’ve got to play to your strengths, Soap fiends! They say be good or be good at it, Julia is neither and suffers the consequences for being hopelessly gullible. Richard finesses his way into his mama’s will and makes out like a bandit after a poorly written contract is stolen from its rightful & ruthless owner. I’ll crown the bubbliest of the week and I’ll explain the impor...

Send us Fan Mail  It’s a blast from the past type of week on Soaplore.  Jeff and Krystal hold the inagral Sad Girls Club meeting in baby Blakes nursery while the Colby – Carrington beef heats  up.  Jeff navigates the blurred lines of family and business. while Adam can’t stand Jeff and his pretty face for real for real.  Krystal’s original husband  Mark Harlem Globe trots his way into Fallon’s hea...

Send us Fan Mail Between the heat, the explosions and the bar fights, this may be the end of Jock as we know him. On the action packed episode 6 goes south when a very unfamiliar face wreaks havoc on a mid-week camping trip. Mean while Eli and Pam are both sitting on potentially devastating diagnosis' while Jock drops a bombshell that is sure to blow up in his face sooner rather than later.