So You Want To Be A Hero

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 18: Buildings Don't Make a City; The People Do. Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  The Group and their Bard get a chance to learn more about the Gem that destroyed half of Tarin. Learning a little bit more about the true intentions of Libra. Some might see a city for the buildings that are there but the true heart of the city is...

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 17 : Friendship is the Best Defense! Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  After the great battle in the Great Hall, our band of heros known as To Be Determined make their way through Tarin. Finding Zombies, Wizards, Demons, and Familiar Faces the group heads through ruined city to try and destroy the Chaos Gem.  Making their way to...

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 16: Remember H.O.R.S.E. Heroes Obligingly Ride Support Equus Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  Forte delivers a show-stopping performance and simultaneously uncovers the dark intentions of Libra. Meanwhile, the Merry Band of Heroes finds themselves facing off against corrupt elected officials as they strive to protect the citize...

Send us a text Ep. 15 So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 15: When There’s a Waltz, Be a Tango Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  The Harvest Gala is finally here, and our Merry Band of Heroes (and their bard) are finishing their preparations and finalizing their plans. Trevor seeks advice about mingling with the upper-crust of Tarin, and then tries his hand at being an inspiring...

Send us a text Rule 14 : When You've Got the Tough, You've Got the Power. Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  In this episode, the Heroing group of "To Be Determine" and their Bard... arrive at the day of the Eternal Harvest Festival. They get their fortunes told, travel through a maze of wonderment, and get a personal meeting with the Hero Forge's Elected Official, Cough. W...

Send us a text Rule 13 : Consider Carefully Before Conspiring Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes In this thrilling episode, our team embarks on a covert mission at the prestigious Eternal Harvest Gala, tasked with uncovering clues about the mysterious disappearance of Ingelram. Forte and Trevor find themselves entrusted with a crucial assignment, while the rest of the group...

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 12: Not All Rats Are Your Friends Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  Our Merry Band of Heroes receive a mission from Captain Aldin de Armos of the Moonlight Sentinels: find and retrieve the two guardsmen who disappeared while investigating the missing people of Lower Tarin. Sparrow discloses a little more about her past. Forte in...

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 11 : Enjoy the Amusebouche Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes    Join Tango and Trevor as they serendipitously meet the delightful Geographer, Elara Stonebridge. Tango's discovery about his missing friend R0B1N adds a touch of mystery, while Forte finds a new home with the Order of the Broken Bells. Seeking a bit of relaxation, ou...

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 10 : Names Can Be Deceiving Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  Trevor befriends Herbert, but the tension between him and Sparrow continues to rise. Our weary band of heroes get some much-needed rest, and Tango has a dream that’s too hot to handle.  Someone from Tango’s past briefly but impactfully resurfaces. Sparrow worries that...

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 9: Rats Are Your Friends Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  Trevor befriends Herbert, but the tension between him and Sparrow continues to rise. Our weary band of heroes get some much-needed rest, and Tango has a dream that’s too hot to handle.  Someone from Tango’s past briefly but impactfully resurfaces. Sparrow worries that th...

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 8: Watch Out For *PSYCHIC* Spiders Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, grief Our Merry Band of Heroes find themselves buried in their work. TRN009 struggles to come to grips with the past few…days? Weeks? And in the midst of all this chaos, The group is rocked by a sudden-yet-inevitable betrayal.  Our Dungeon Master is Br...

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 7: Watch Out For Spiders Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, grief Forte, also known as TRN-009, grapples with the loss of his memories, teetering on the brink of forgetfulness. As he faces the impending void, his consciousness clings to the cherished memories of his late wife, Julia. Meanwhile, the remaining members of T...

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Interlude 1: A Red Pantheon's Embrace Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  A long time ago, when most of our Merry Band of Heroes was but a twinkle in the Goddess Esneas’s eye, five best friends spent the winter holiday break together at the Institute of Inspiration. Left virtually unattended by the school faculty, these carefree studen...

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 6: It’s Not the Size of the Weapon, It’s How You Use It Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, grief Forte is in a mysterious void. Or dire peril. Or both. Trevor tries to soothe his sore heart by throwing himself into his work. Sparrow leads TBD, with new honorary member Sog, to the scene of the crime. Sog confronts his fea...

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 5: Look Before You Leap Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  Our Merry Band of Heroes returns to the Axe and Skull with the butcher in tow to fill Sog in on their new plan. Sog contemplates the moral and existential implications of war, capitalism, identity, and sweet potatoes. Forte speaks his mind and reveals more than he intende...

Send us a text Rule 4: Source Your Own Meat Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  To Be Determined faces off against the Keeper and learns the butcher shop’s dirty secret. Trevor refines his recruitment pitch. Forte weaponizes his charisma. Our heroes try to decide what justice looks like within a corrupt system. Also, arson. Our Dungeon Master is Brad Silman Lucius "Forte" Bl...

Send us a text So You Want to Be a Hero Episode 3: Start the Day With a Healthy Breakfast Content warning: controversial musical opinions, sound of cat coughing up a hairball (35:10), violence, mature language, sexual themes Tango has a disquieting dream. Trevor shows off his oatmeal prowess, while Forte and Sparrow experience the highs and lows of haute cuisine. The merry band of heroes devise a...

Send us a text Ep.1 So You Want to Be a Hero Episode 1: Eat Your Oranges Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  Trevor Varvatos and Sparrow Softwind arrive in Tarin. Lucius "Forte" black gets lost in memories. Tango Honeypot makes a surprising friend and a whole boatload of enemies. Trevor cleans up the streets of Tarin, while Forte and Sparrow find themselves stuck holding the...

Send us a text Ep.2 So You Want to Be a Hero Rule 2:Participate in Local Politics Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes  Forte tries to use his words and digs himself and Sparrow into deeper trouble with the mob. Trever gets to know a local city official. Sparrow learns about a heroic opportunity. Tango and Forte officially join To Be Determined, and the newly expanded merry ba...