So What Happens Next

This week Thomas introduces Amber to a Kurisawa Klassic! It’s Seven Samurai! A movie that spawned 1000 different versions of the same plot! Listen in as the duo embarks on the 3+ hour odyssey of how seven samurai save some not so great farmers. We answer some big questions. What’s better this or Ran?

This week it’s time to buckle up and shut up. It’s Drive (2011)! Join us as we cruise through one of Amber’s favorites that Thomas has never seen. What will he think? Will her opinions change? Will there be plenty of car puns to go around? Listen in and find out!

Time to get groovy! We’re kicking off our new side show with a wrap up to our Evil Dead-athon. It’s Ash vs. Evil Dead! Join us on the first episode of our mini series “SWHN Small Screens” where we quickly delve into TV and movies we’re watching at home. We’re talking deadites and demons with […]

This week, Thomas and Amber are joined by their friend Jose as then venture into the an off the rails horror movie. It’s House (1977)! Listen in as this weeks trio tries to wrap their head around the insane visuals, who is actually doing what, and most importantly: what exactly happened in this film?

This week we round off our Evil Dead Marathon with one of the most solid ends to a trilogy. It’s Army of Darkness! Join Amber and Thomas as they discuss knights, “boomsticks”, brownie-Ashes, and chainsaws (we even some inadvertently in the background). What could be groovier?

Thomas and Amber’s Evil Dead-athon continues with the second installment: Evil Dead 2 (Dead by Dawn). Listen in as a franchise gets dialed to eleven, new favorites are found, and a age old movie question gets answered: Can a sequel be better than the original? You’ll have to listen in to find out…

Books, Blood, and Blades. It’s The Evil Dead (1981)! Join Amber and Thomas on the show’s first movie marathon as they dive head first into a cursed cabin in the woods. See our reaction to the first of gory trilogy. It’s cheesy, campy, and creepy all wrapped up in a low budget and hilarious special […]

If Inception was a (better, crazier, and more beautiful) anime. It’s Paprika (2006)! Listen in as Amber and Thomas dream-dive into the show’s first animated movie with this bizarre world of robots, creepy dolls, and parades of…garbage?

It’s like Lord of the Rings but everyone is super prejudice. It’s Willow (1988)! Journey with Thomas and Amber as they travel through a fantasy land of wild names, wild hair, and some great acting by Warwick Davis. Will they save the baby? Will Val Kilmer get some? Will the brownies contribute to the plot? […]

Without even realizing a new sequel/reboot was on its way, Amber and Thomas took the honeypot and went for this 90s classic. It’s Candyman (1991)! Listen in as the duo goes local to Chicago and watches this horror, thriller, mystery movie. It’s got bee, hooks, and Tony Todd. What more could you want?

This week Amber and Thomas take on the greatest movie ever made. It’s Citizen Kane (1941)! Listen as the duo discusses the finer points of cinema, what’s changed and what’s stayed the same since the 40s, and most importantly: Does this movie still deserve to be #1?

Neemah takes Thomas and Amber on a ride to not-so-jolly England to survive a February-long catastrophe. It’s 28 Days Later! Listen in as we walk through the scariest Pepsi ad this side of the Atlantic ocean. It’s got Doctor Who, CGI windmills, and at least 3 different movies all wrapped in a less than 2 […]

It’s a late Life Day gift from us to you. Presenting a live capture of our unadulterated horror at the hands of the Star Wars Holiday Special. Listen in as Thomas, Amber, and Neemah suffer sober through this 1970s fever dream. It’s sync-able too! That way you can come along for the ride.

The crew is back for season 2! For his first show, Amber and Thomas decide to take Neemah into the nightmare that is the Star Wars Holiday Special. Listen in as they all suffer borderline insanity from coke-addled cooking shorts, 20 minutes of wookie sitcom shenanigans, and…beat seats?

Join us as we dive into Overlord! Hear our thoughts in real time as we constantly ask where are the zombies!? Syncs to 0:00 mark of the film.

Do you like video games? What about movies based on them? Well this week we bring you neither even through it feels like both. It’s OVERLORD (2018)! Thomas and Patrick take Amber into the peach jam fueled zombie snooze fest of a movie. How long will it take her to get mad? How long will […]

Not enough Flash? Not enough Queen? Not enough Hawkmen? Well do we have the commentary for you! Listen to our steamy, spacey, and somewhat seizure-y viewing on Flash Gordon (1980)! It’ll sync right up to the movie too!

FLASH AAAAHHHAAAA! This week, Amber and Thomas take our show’s first guest on a wild ride to the world of Flash Gordon (1980)! Listen as our guest Neemah has to navigate his way through the different dredges, despots, and dare we say desires in this Queen fueled fever dream of a movie.

It’s been a bit of a busy time for SWHN, but we’re back with the Japanese classic Ran by Akira Kurosawa. Listen as Thomas and Amber transport Patrick to shogunate Japan as they discuss swords, colors, and the meaning behind them both.

Get ready to shift into high gear as Thomas, Amber, and Patrick take on the latest in the Fast and Furyverse. It’s Hobbs and Shaw! Listen in as we debate on how to build the ultimate Dwayne Johnson adventure mashup, talk about this movie is one robot away from transformers, and discover just how wild […]

Exclusive to our website, it’s our Lucky Number Slevin Commentary! Hear Amber, Thomas, and Patrick figure out how to become knights, why a waterfall for a toilet, and some surprising statements by Morgan Freeman

This week Amber and Patrick dance the Kansas City Shuffle with Thomas in an ugly hallway. It’s Lucky Number Slevin! Listen in as the crew takes an abnormally long time to get to a scene with pants, sift through the cringe-worthy year of 2006, and try to convince Thomas there are no ghosts in this […]

Once upon a (long) time there was a movie… This week the crew takes on Quentin Tarantino’s newly released Once Upon a Time in…Hollywood! Listen in this week as the crew attempts to make sense of this 3 hour spectacle of classic Hollywood.

Experience the salt water fueled insanity that is Surf Ninjas with your hosts Thomas, Amber, and Patrick as they sit through this nightmare one (hopefully) last time.

Quansoo dudes! This week its Surf Ninjas also known as the Wrath of Patrick. Listen to Patrick and Thomas teach Amber to surf her way through this proto-Disney Channel original movie as they karate chop their way through the 90s.