So What Happens Next

This week it’s back to the ol’ grinder. Amber and Thomas, exhausted from their Star Wars marathon, return to form this week and what better way to kick it all off than with a 90s nostalgia fueled classic. It’s Good Burger! Join the duo as they dive into this 25 year old phenomenon. They cover […]

The fans spoke…and unfortunately Lucasfilm listened. It’s time for the long awaited (and somewhat dreaded) wrap on our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon! Listen in as Amber and Thomas chat about The Rise of Skywalker and the fall of a franchise. Can they find a spark of hope that will ignite some love for this trilogy […]

It’s time for the penultimate peril of polarizing picture shows. That’s right, this week Thomas and Amber take on the divisive behemoth that is Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi. Listen in as the duo tackle not just the memes but the okay parts, and the good parts of this movie. From it’s stellar […]

This week it’s time for the beginning of the end (in more ways than one) as Amber and Thomas take on the final leg of the Cinematic Star Wars Marathon with none other than Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Awakens. Listen in as the duo breaks down the first installment of the divisive trilogy. […]

This week the Jedi aren’t the only ones returning! This week the dynamic duo is back with their Cinematic Star Wars Marathon! Listen in as Thomas and Amber get back on the bike and take the (former) finale to the Skywalker Saga to task. They’ll talk dirt pirates, rancor ducks, and more! Check it out […]

After a rigorous battle with COVID, Thomas and Amber are back on their star wars ish with none other than the (potentially) best Star Wars movie out there: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)! Join the stellar duo as they take a deeper-than-planned dive into Lucas’s darker grittier sequel. They talk Yoda’s masochism, Luke never learning […]

A day late (plus a week but who’s counting?) but it’s finally here! The film that launched 10 movies, just as many TV shows, countless video games, and one abysmal Holiday Special (see previous episode). It’s Star Wars (1977) and just in time for May 4th no less! Listen in as Amber and Thomas dive […]

This week, you may fire when ready as we gear up for a most impressive display from our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon. It’s Rogue One! Listen in to Amber and Thomas dive into this sci-fi war movie adventure. They’ll talk the good to the great, all while picking apart what might be the best Star […]

Next up in our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon it’s our first Remix episode! That’s right, Thomas and Amber are looking back to their seventh episode ever and taking another look at Solo: A Star Wars Story. Will they grow to love it, or will they hate it even more. You’ll have to listen to find […]

April fools! If you thought, “wait a second…that’s not Thomas and Amber!” then you’d be absolutely right. Not sure what gave it away though. The accents? The picture? The fact that this opens with introductions from Sophie and Paul? In any case, this year we’re participating in the April Fools Podcast Switcheroo where podcasts are […]

The time has come. Execute Small Screens 28…That’s right, our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon continues with the conclusion to the prequel trilogy: Episode III Revenge of the Sith!! Listen in as Thomas and Amber tackle the best of what some consider to be…unnatural. They’ll talk the good, the bad, and the kinky? You’ll have to […]

The saga (finally) continues! This week Thomas and Amber continue their Cinematic Star Wars Marathon with Episode II: Attack of the Clones! Listen in as our dark side duo dives into this dubious sequel. Why isn’t there more Obi-Wan? Is it as bad as they remember? Why in the galaxy does Padme clearly have a […]

We said we’d do it, and we’re hosts of our word. Behold the tearjerking pitch for Binks: A Star Wars Story. Listen to Thomas describe the Jar Jar origin story you didn’t know you needed. You might laugh, you might cry, but in the end you’ll never look at the tragic character of Jarconis Binks […]

After failing to pay their taxes, the planet of Naboo is being blockaded by the evil (and potentially problematic) Trade Federation. If you thought that was riveting then do we have the movie for you. Kicking off our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon it’s none other than Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace. It’s like […]

Delayed but never forgotten. Here it is to hold you over till March, the finale to our Just Too Damn Cold January (in February): The Shining! Listen to Thomas, Amber, Allie, and Kaemon dive into the Kubrick horror masterpiece. They’ll talk the good, the goofy, and the gee why did they have that scene? Thanks […]

Might just be the longest we’ve talked about something this bad. This week it’s time to round off The Thing (2011)! Listen in as Thomas, Amber, Geo, and Allie finish off this movie and give you their final thoughts. Will Dr. Douchebag get redeemed? Will this movie? Could The Thing get a sequel featuring Bruce […]

This week it’s time to continue Just Too Damn Cold January with the sequel, prequel, reboot, homage to The Thing (1982). It’s…well it’s The Thing (2011)! Allie and Geo rejoing Amber and Thomas to talk this underwhelming prequel to a seminal horror classic. Is it as bad as some of us remember? Does it hold […]

It’s Just Too Damn Cold outside! So, let’s make a theme out of that. A whole month devoted to scary freezing movies and what better way to kick it off than the horror classic John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). Joining Amber and Thomas this week are returning guest Allie and first-timer Geo! Listen in as […]

Want a late Christmas gift? Well, how about our first commentary since The Star Wars Holiday Special? That’s right! The original trio is back to give Die Hard the regular SWHN treatment. And guess what? It syncs with the movie! Just start at the 20th Century Fox logo and I’ll count you down. Did we […]

A week late but it’s time for the epic conclusion to our Connected to Christmas Marathon! And what better way to go out than with a bang? It’s Die Hard (1988)! Listen in as Patrick rejoins the duo to climb this towering classic with fabulous hair, 80s levels of coke (both kinds!), and explosions for […]

This week the dynamic duo receives an unexpected gift from a previously unexpected guest. Looks like they’re doing another Batman episode. This week it’s the (only?) Batman Christmas movie: Batman Returns! Listen in as Amber and Thomas follow-up their previous foray into early superhero movies with the sequel to Batman (1989). It’s darker, it’s more […]

They’re mean, they’re (occasionally) green, and they’re potentially sent by anti-American regimes (if you believe your crazy neighbor)! This week Amber and Thomas take on the 80s classic Gremlins! Listen in as the duo kicks off their Connected To Christmas marathon with a movie that feels a lot more Halloween than Christmas. They talk nasty […]

Just as we planned and with no influence from any outside source whatsoever, it’s time to cover the Danny Elfman scored (and Tim Burton directed) Batman (1989)! Listen in as the dynamic duo cover the Batman that kicked off more sequels than any other and an animated TV show! Must be good right? Well you’ll […]

This week, Knights of Knovember continues with one of our most animated episodes yet. Make sure you grip it with both hands and hold on tight as we pull out King Arthur: Legend of the Sword! Will your hosts survive the test of the blade and make sense of this montage filled madness? Or will […]

The medieval marathon continues with a piece of anachronistic action. It’s A Knight’s Tale! Join Amber and Thomas as they dive into the competitive world of jousting in this simple but delightful movie. It’s got Queen, Bowie, and Heath Ledger! What more could you ask for? How about an all-around banger soundtrack doing what Guardians […]