So Do We Still Like This?

Look, we all know that Steven Seagal is an objectively terrible person. I haven't seen any of his output from the last ten years or so, but I've heard the legends and wanted to finally see what was going on. Turns out...not much. Not much at all really. Sorry Sam Also!

Kim continues on a weird tradition of having to watch a bad cat movie every year and this time...wow. This doesn't qualify as a movie or a PSA or cool or whatever else it claims to be. Come join us as we discuss Cool Cat and how he weirdly doesn't save a single kid!

It's one of my favourite themed months - JanuAgony! A month where we purposefully watch a bunch of bad movies because sometimes you just need to point at something lesser than you and laugh. Rob and I are once again kicking things off almost too strongly as we finally tip our toes into the world of Neil Breen.

The last episode of 2023 and we decided to give ourselves a treat and discuss a movie we (Sam Also and I) know we like. Let's bring in the New Year together and celebrate the 25th anniversary of The Faculty!

It's Christmas Eve everyone! Or it was when this went live, it may be like March now when you're listening to this. Kim and I watched the cynical 80's Bill Murray take on A Christmas Carol - Scrooged!

Ok it's time to move away from awful Christmas movies with an actual classic! It's time for us to cover the other movie that gave us the PG-13 rating!

We seem weirdly determined to only do terrible Christmas movies this month. Unlike The Star Wars Holiday Special, at least this one is hilariously bad. Kirk Cameron is here to make up a bunch of wild nonsense about Christmas and buying the DVD pays off way more than I ever could have expected.

It's December! Time to gear up for Christmas by looking at a bunch of holiday classics and we're kicking it off with...oh no. Ooooooooo nooooooooo.

Go Go Gadget Podcast! It's almost impressive that 276 episodes into this thing and we still haven't found the bottom. AK and I watched the 1999 live action Inspector Gadget movie and it may very well be the worst thing I've had to watch for this podcast. If you take a look back at our previous episodes, you'll realize just how wild a statement that actually is.

It's a rare blind spot for me in the world of early 2000's classic teen movies! Come hear us struggle to come up with meaningful stuff to say about 2001's Save the Last Dance!

Look...if there's one thing we've learned around these parts it's that sometimes podcast records fall apart (for completely justifiable reasons). If there's another thing I've learned, it's that I'm surrounded by amazing people who will step in to help ensure we don't lose our 274 episode streak. We've mentioned the recent horror movie Talk to Me on several of o...

Kids today with their fancy internet have access to all kinds of video game cheats and walkthroughs at their fingertips all the time. Back in our day though, if you wanted the hottest Nintendo tips you had to pay $19.99 plus shipping and handling to have some random dude show you how to kinda but not really beat video games. Today, Rob and I learn all the hottest tricks from World Video Game Champ...

AK and I aren't going to let colds and Covid stop us from talking about Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum because it's Halloween damn it! Found Foctober comes to an end but don't shed any tears yet! We have one more for you before chaos reigns in November and we can do whatever we want again (and according to this episode, apparently what we want to do is the live action Matthew Broderick Inspec...

Kim is back for a second dose of Found Foctober! I've spent years hearing about Hell House LLC and surely a horror movie that has three sequels HAS to be good. Let's get our creepy clown mannequins on!

Tiff joins me to talk about a movie I was lukewarm on when it released, but have spent nearly a decade hearing is a super under-appreciated masterpiece. We're going to provide the objective answer! Be sure to visit Tiff's website to view/purchase her work and keep up with what she's up to - Tiffany Michelle Brown – Horror Writer (tmbwrites.com)

Found Footage October (or Found Foctober as the cool kids are calling it) rolls on as we move to a movie neither Sam Also or I had ever even heard of. It's 2005's Noroi: The Curse, a movie we respected so much that we do our damndest to not spoil any of it.

It's somehow already October which means a month of horror and this year we're doubling down with a theme within a theme! Not only is it all horror - but it's all found footage horror! We start things off with Grave Encounters, a movie I last watched when completely high on pain killers. Let's see what Kim and I think of a pain killer free watch!

It's the 20th anniversary of The Rock's big action debut "The Rundown" or apparently "Welcome to the Jungle" as Rob has always known it. Let's see how far he's come in the last twenty years but mostly let's argue about Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise!

Science once determined this is the scariest movie ever made (though apparently it has since been dethroned) so let's expose AK to it for the first time and see if the science is correct!

It's the back half of our weird Simon Says/Sez double bill! This week we have the 1999 "action" "comedy" "thriller" Simon Sez with Dennis Rodman. Oh and Dane Cook is there to make sure you never, EVER, want to see Dane Cook again in your life.

While this plan doesn't quite touch the strangeness of last year's "Swimfan September" we're still going a little weird to kick off the month. We're doing a Simon Says/Sez double bill! An obscure slasher movie from 2006 and an obscure action movie from 1999! And no, we absolutely have never seen either one. We're starting off with the slasher as Sam Also and I indulge...

It seems insane that we hadn't done this movie yet but it's nice to know we still have banger topics to pull out by episode 263. Let's delve into the world of teens and their teen problems with Can't Hardly Wait!

Children's movies from the 1990's don't often work out for us here but surely one where a baby almost inadvertently murders a bunch of dudes will come through right? OG Sam and Jordan join me to find out! It's Baby's Day Out!

It's our second journey into the world of Nicholas Sparks after doing The Notebook about 200 episodes ago! This time Marianne joins me to see if this walk is indeed one to remember or one to simply pass the time before doing something cooler besides just walking.

Once again I continue to prove I have no concept of what movies Kim actually enjoys as I unleash Barbarian on her! Yes this movie is not even a year old but don't worry we justify it!