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Unexpected body horror! Unexpected Comedy! Unexpected.... good movie? This we week we watched Robocop WITH OUR GOOD FRIEND Acescorcher! Be sure to follow him and tune in on twitch In a violent, near-apocalyptic Detroit, evil corporation Omni Consumer Products wins a contract from the city government to privatize the police force. To test their crime-eradicating cyborgs, the company leads street co...

Leave your rabbit/duck feuds at HOME. Squarin and Kaz are talking slapstick today. We got prat falls, we got old fashioned ha has, we got jokes that maybe aged a little less than great. BUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IT ALL. BUCKLE UP DORKS. Two researchers have come to San Francisco to compete for a research grant in music. The man seems a bit distracted, and that was before he met a strange woman w...

BROODING. CRIME. BATS. RIDDLES. THESE ARE THE THINGS WE THINK OF WHEN WE THINK SO, DID YOU LIKE IT!? Outside of fighting criminals in ridiculous costumes, our hosts this week tackle The Batman. The grittiest, noiriest batman so far. Is this the one? Is the chosen Batman? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT. Batman ventures into Gotham City's underworld when a sadistic killer leaves behind a trail of cryptic...

Why start a Batman trilogy when you could FINISH ONE! We (Kaz) tapped into our inner Bane for The Dark Knight Rises this week! Did Anne Hathaway's Catwoman hold a flame to Michelle Pfeiffer's? Is Bane as hard to defeat as Batman makes him out to be? And can a podcast host truly commit to the bit of talking into a glass for an entire hour under the thought that he might sound kinda like Ban...

Danny DeVito. Danny Elfman. Danny Pfeiffer. Danny Keaton. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?? We got penguin goo. We got Villain intros via backflip. We got the BEST Batman (according to people). This is a bombastic, whimsical and WEIRD take on Batman and good god you need to tune in to hear about it. The monstrous Penguin (Danny DeVito), who lives in the sewers beneath Gotham, joins up with wicked shock-h...

Holy descriptions Batman! We got a doozy today! 1966's Batman is possibly one of the most iconic Batman movies in history. Take all of the brooding moody ambience of the modern batman movies and make it wacky. You got your POWs and your KA-CHOWs. The whole 9! Kaaapowie! Holy feature film, Batman ... one based on the tongue-in-cheek, campy 1960's television series. Watch Batman (Adam West)...

Teenage. Mutant. Ninja. Turtles. If there are 4 words that are more important on earth then I don't know them and frankly I don't WANT TO. Bubs joins us this week to dive in how exactly the pizza addicted turtles and a wise rat are able to conquer a master ninja, and the effect that witnessing such bad assery had on the world. For more legendary Bubs content, tune into his twitch . THIS IS...

Is it a movie? Is it a musical? Is it a exploration of kinks made to challenge you and make you have difficult conversations with your partner about your personal sexual awakening that you didn't ask for but you've certainly embarked on? Yeah. Yeah it is. Babies and gentlepeople, today we watched Toys with our dear friend, master DM, and streamer, QuesoCactus. You can find QuesoCactus on t...

Happy Anniversaryyyy! WHAT DID YOU GET US!? Before you answer, we got you the sequel to the movie that kick started this whole thing! Does this mummy fella hold a candle to the first or did it absolutely drop the ball. Tune in and find out AND ALSO WHAT'D YOU GET US!? The evil mummy Imhotep returns to wreak havoc as he resumes his relentless search for power and immortality. To make matters wo...

Well well well! Look what perverts showed up for round two! Nahhh just kidding. We love ya. I'M REAL LATE WITH THIS ONE and I'm sorry. But we got good stuff here. Round these parts we're sexing up things you wouldn't even THINK of sexing. What does that mean? Tune in and find out, if you dare.

Yes, we heard your relentless requests, we received your letters, your emails, your phone calls and we LISTENED. This week we have FINALLY rounded up all of our favorite characters from the movies we did in 2022 and put them through the smash or pass gauntlet! This is the big leagues, folks. Every question you have will be answered, but in a way that leaves you with more questions you didn't e...

Just when you thought this James Gunn Christmas was dead and gone it rises up again, a shell of the mystery team it once was! This week we watched the 2004 zombie movie Dawn of the Dead which our friend of the show (false) James Gunn at least partially wrote. Funn fact! Now quit reading and get into the guts of this episode! When her husband is attacked by a zombified neighbor, Ana (Sarah Polley)...

As the holidays inch closer and we begin to settle into our cozy winter attire more and more, there could be no more appropriate film to usher into the (WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE) season than James Gunn's 2006 gruesome horror comedy, Slither! From start to finish this is quite a ride. And if you're like me and you like hearing about horror more than seeing horror, then don't miss this one...

Jinkies! Just when you thought you had a second to rest another mystery comes knocking at your door. This week we took a look at James Gunn's Scooby Doo movie! Yes, your favorite superhero director once brought the greatest cartoon detectives we've ever known into a live action medium. Did he pull it off?! Is this an obvious foreshadowing of the greatest that he would grow into? TUNE IN, F...

Fester! The Thing! Wednesday! Gomez! Morticia and Joan Cusack in an underrated performance. There's so much odd shenanigans here to go over. Good? Bad? Aged Poorly? TUNE IN. The members of the odd Addams Family are up to more macabre antics in this sequel. This time around, Gomez Addams (Raul Julia) and his wife, Morticia (Anjelica Huston), are celebrating the arrival of a baby boy. But siblin...

It's not controversial to say that Godzilla is one of America's most meh high budget blockbusters. But you put that big lizard back into the hands of Japan and suddenly you got yourself something worth talking about! What's that? You didn't even realize there was a 2016 Japanese Godzilla movie? Well sit down, kid. Let us learn ya somethin here. Japan is plunged into chaos when a sk...

Was something missing from your life? Something in the back of your mind just... didn't feel right? Maybe you had something on your mind but you couldn't quite say what it was. Anyway pun pun pun WE WATCHED MALIGNANT YALL BUCKLE UP. This one is a wild ride. Madison is paralyzed by shocking visions of grisly murders, and her torment worsens as she discovers that these waking dreams are in f...

Whoever told you we don't take Halloween seriously is completely misinformed. We're a serious podcast talking about serious things. This week's very serious movie is Hocus Pocus 2 and we get to the bottom of whether or not this long coming sequel was actually worth the wait! Three young women accidentally bring back the Sanderson Sisters to modern day Salem and must figure out how to s...

Here we are! The conclusion to our Christmas Prince Trilogy! Can our beloved Kingdom survive the hallmark level conflict thrown upon it? Will Simon become the villain the world expects, or the hero we always needed? It's the end of an error folks. TUNE IN. Amber and Richard host royals from a faraway kingdom to renew a sacred truce, but when the priceless treaty disappears, peace is put in jeo...

Due to wild success and your countless emails asking for it, we've decided to watch the sequel to A Christmas Prince. And to be clear it's NOT because it's turning out to be a whole lot of fun making fun of this absolute garbage. It's because YOU asked for it. Not our desire. NOW LISTEN OR DON'T AND TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO COMPLETE THE TRILOGY YOU COWARDS A year after Amber helped...

This week we take a trip down the dark and spooky road that is... A Christmas Prince! The Netflix original movie that somehow earned itself a TRILOGY! To answer the questions of "What? Why? How?" we are going to dive deep into each movie, starting this week with the first. In the lead up to Christmas, a young journalist is sent abroad to go undercover to get the scoop on a playboy prince w...

Folks folks folks! Your voices were heard and the wait is over. This week we watched Morbius and I mean it when I say it was the most filmed movie we have had the pleasure of watching. Buckle up. Dangerously ill with a rare blood disorder and determined to save others from the same fate, Dr. Morbius attempts a desperate gamble. While at first it seems to be a radical success, a darkness inside of...

This week we have a dreamy double feature coming to us in the form of TWO reality flipping, city folding, doll dancing movies. These two movies overlap so much in themes and execution it was just too tempting to cover em both at the same time. Paprika: Dr. Atsuko Chiba works as a scientist by day and, under the code name "Paprika," is a dream detective at night. Atsuko and her colleagues a...

Listen up here you little shits. Back in my day Jumanji was a movie about a board game! Not some hocus pocus on a video game console! You used your imagination and it added depth to your character and shaped your personality! Now gather round and let us learn you a thing or two about the consequences of stealing. When two kids find and play a magical board game, they release a man trapped in it fo...

Okay I know we told you Warriors of Virtue was a fever dream and that remains true, but THIS MOVIE IS WILD YALL. Buckle up. We got a lot to talk about. Born into a family business of race cars, Speed Racer (Emile Hirsch) is one of the track's hot stars. Sitting at the wheel of his Mach 5, he consistently deflates the competition. When Speed turns down an offer from the head of Royalton Industr...