SMS Podcast : A Bad Movies Podcast

Jenny sniping the block? Is this the worst JLO movie ever? Why does Netflix keep making these terrible movies? How does Ben Affleck speak better Spanish than JLO?

Are Martha and Donny couple goals? Recorded from my iPhone

This episode, my co-host finally comes back after disappearing like every protagonist does in a found footage movie. Is this the best movie of 2024? Does the shitty ai cutaways ruin the movie? Click and find out!

Yet another foreign film getting remade by Hollywood. What makes it worse is that it’s in ENGLISH! Is it the most disturbing movie ever ? Find out in this episode!

The latest movie in the monsterverse. How does it stack up against the rest? Why is Skar King just an oversized orangutan? Was this movie just supposed to be a Kong movie with Godzilla shoehorned in by studio mandates? Find out and more!

Yet another remake of an 80s (cult) classic. Is this one any better? Do people have thick foreign accents if they’ve lived their entire lives in the Florida Keys? Click and find out!

This short episode covers the overly LONG sequel to the movie Terrifier. Why is the movie nearly 2 and a half hours? Was the director on as much coke as I was in 2018? Will Terrifier 3 also be this long ? Find out and more!

This episode I cover the lamest saw ripoff since Escape Room from 2019…

The highest grossing film of 2024 (until Dune Part 2 comes out this weekend) somehow… How does it compare to other Jason Statham movies? Does Josh Hutcherson make a good villain?

This episode I cover the best comic book movie since The Dark Knight!

This episode I cover the surprising 150 million dollar box office hit, ANYONE BUT YOU. Why did it make so much money? Are Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney movie stars? Find out and more!

This episode, me and a guest talk about the biggest mcu flop in history, THE MARVELS. Is it deserving of being such a box office bomb? Why does Brie Larson look so bored?

Mommy’s with the maggots now…

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

This episode covers the faux intellectual Obama film, LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND. Is it as dumb as the tiktok conspiracy videos suggests? Is the movie predictive programming? Somehow, it’s not the worst netflix apocalypse film…

New year, new me is basically what Barry Keoghan’s character pulls off in the new film by Emerald Fennell , SALTBURN.

This week I’m here with another guest to talk about the prequel to the Hunger Games. Is this the movie where Rachel Zegler annoys me the least? Are the names as dumb as every other hunger games movie?

Willy wonka, Willy wonka, Willy wonka!

After the recent announcement of yet another Jason Bourne movie, I decided to review one of the best action movies ever. Cue the Moby song!!

Finally back again with a guest (and an episode that’s over 10 minutes long)! This episode covers the unsexiest erotic thriller since Basic Instinct 2.

The episode I cover the best horror movie of 2023

This episode covers the Mean Girls of Gen Z?! I also talk shit about Five Guys Burgers being over priced.

Part 2 of the unofficial shazam! trilogy review with a guest! Will The Rock ever become as a big of a movie star as he thinks he is? Who knows!

Part 1 of the unofficial Captain Marvel (Shazam!) dceu series. Was making a wannabe (yet somehow better) mcu film a good idea? Who knows.

Lego Batman interviews Two Twins (that look like Sublime Band Members) that are coincidentally in a band themselves (Vangas) and even had ‘Puerto Rican Anne Hathaway’ on herself?