Smoke N Bullshit

We made it to #35 guys!! Couldn't be here without you! Started with a great #puffer post of a fellow that was gonna go on a date - but then he got high;);) OMG I hope somehow it all works out for ya Pal!! Tonya began our evening with a gang of thieves bustin in and takin what they want! No one was going to try to stop Hank the tank and her little crew- the black bear bandits left destruction i...

WOW guys #34 so glad you all came back- and if your new, welcome to our shitshow;) We had a great #puffer post from Idaho! Our "puffer in spirit" really had us laughing! Today we all also learned the "brown stick" is a "being" and is 1 of the now TRIO we record as;) Annette started us off with a nasty tale of dildo back chub slapping when a peepee insult led to the br...

Looks like we made itttt;) #33 coming at you!! Had a really awesome #puffer post from way up north- the state I can burn Tonya in her viking funeral;) Super sweet story and really glad he shared it;) Tonya burns my ears with a story of 2 cousins that swapped out a sex toy back and forth- and when MICHAEL wanted it back HIS cousin wasn't having it and she stabbed him with a kitchen knife! Damn...

Holy shit we hit #32! Thanks for coming back and supporting your gals! Great puffer post from the west! We really enjoyed it- it was gross and we may not eat a snickers ever again- but hey it was a good story!! Annette came at us with some ass stash again- this fella was full of drugs and had a baby child in the car when he was pulled over and then arrested- as he made his way into jail, he was dr...

Hey guys we made it back for #31! great #puffer post sent in from a loyal girl way up North!! Hello Toronto! Thank you all again for coming back and sharing your stories;) It means the world to us! Tonya started us off with a long car ride....fella needed to get to the casino- so he "test drove" a truck ALLLLL the way to Atlantic City so he could get his slot fix!! Cops nabbed him on the...

Guys- #30 in da books! This is some crazy shit! Happy Birthday to my sweet bestie Tonya! We had a great #puffer post that took us back to our own younger years at the quarry! Thanks again for all the love and listens guys! Means the world to us! Annette starts us off with a busted nut in Florida- a wife teaches her husband a thing or two about messin around behind her back-left him with a bullet i...

Here we are and there YOU are;) #29 in the books! Thanks for more love with a #puffer post even if it was on the dark side;) (Guess we all know who writes these lol) Tonya began with a lovely story of 2 idiots that are saving the environment but stealing gaming consoles to pay for their TESLA the best part- they were arrested while charging it on the getaway route! Brilliant I tell ya! These 2 tak...

Hey #puffers!! Ya chic's are back at it- 28 hitting you right tonight- Offta we had a #puffer post from Minnesota! Pretty awesome shorty about a Phatty;) Thanks Minnesota Mike! Annette doesn't ever let her bestie down she found us a story about a man on the run armed and dangerous missing his legs and both hands- truly he's nubbed and dangerous-If this didn't get me a front row sea...

Hey #Puffers!! #27 Ya girls are back at it again- Had a little Tina tribute followed up with an Awesome #puffer post starts us off! Oh Semen- a young girls tail! Tonya spat on us both after that intro;) We begin with Tonya sharing a story of a not so bright thief! Robs a bank and THEN turns the corner on the getaway only to stop real quick and make a little deposit into his account. Ya can't t...

Holy sheep shit we hit 26!! Another awesome #pufferpost sent in to start the week! Annette and Tonya shared with us a shroom story and they were at opposite ends of the spectrum. Annette had the gigs and Tonya was being dragged by the devil himself to Georgia! Annette told us a tale of a guy that turned himself in for the murder and dismemberment of his imaginary friend Mr Happy- fuckin weird worl...

Welcome to our warped world- #pufferpost 22 was absolutely fantastic! The birthplace of our podcast logo;) Tonya started us off with her weird sexcapade with inanimate objects YET AGAIN! I just healed from the picnic table episode! Not sure I really wanna know how or what the "acts" were that he was caught doin- but Jesus man- keep your lil shrimp to yourself! Annette shares a sweet stor...

Welcome back to 24 #puffers! We wouldn't be here without ya! Another awesome #pufferpost sent in to chill me to the bone right off the bat! Thanks Mike! Love your stories~ keep them comin! Annette revisits a topic about the freaky deaky and not bein sneaky club! From an armless mannequin being violated and forced to watch 1 arm willie wack one off in the park with her by his side to a micro pe...

Well nothin better then big tittie Wanda to show up on episode 23! Can you believe it #puffers! We are in the 20's! All thanks to you! Our #puffer post is a special one to me- my baby Chika wrote in- hysterical and I remember the day perfectly! Tonya introduces Q her sweet angel baby puppy and adds some tears as she turns into Sarah McLachlan and advises you ADOPT DON"T BUY Tonya took us...

#Puffers we made it back for 22! Double deuces today- had an awesome puffer post from Huge Janis about an adventure of a grill! Tonya started us off high as always hahahaha- like legit. Had a story off a local guy jumping off the Martin Tower- yet no one knows about it and YouTube took down the video- Pretty crazy local tale about a dare devil that never was;) Annette shared a story about a fella...

#puffers we made it back for episode 21- lead us off with a loyal local puffer post- they sure did give us a giggle when the foreskin made it's debut;) Annette creeps us out with a hotel "secret sucker" and how we figured out how he explained exactly the he deep throated a big toe! Nashville looks a whole lot different now!! As always Tonya enlightens us on a local criminal's ina...

Hey #puffers !! Welcome back to #hotbox- Can't believe we are at episode 20! Our 17th #pufferpost had us rollin- taking a float along the river only to shit your pants jumping off the bridge! OMG keep them coming! We LOVE hearing from you! I had to share with the world there is a real life Crystal Meth vin- and she got got for well after her name sake- methamphetamine-- only in Florida folks!...

Hello again our #puffers!! 19 comin at ya hot- we are clearly lifted yet from our vacation and sound like we are floating! Tonight's episode had a common theme, and we had no idea- the universe amazes me sometimes! #pufferpost 16 was a fantastic trip with a true fan Miss Iris- Happy (now belated) Birthday to you!! Tonya found a story about a rouge flyer- she has flow WITHOUT buying a ticket or...

Its our #18th one guys- thank you AGAIN for coming back and listening- sharing and following! We feel all the love! Another AWESOME #pufferpost Comes from a 911 dispatcher in training. We learn a few life stories here- if sexual acts are how you pay the bills- not a good idea to call the cops on your "john" and ALWAYS ALWAYS take your Chinese food to go;) Inflation can be a killer- but t...

Welcome to #17 #puffers Started this week with an AWESOME #pufferpost! Thank you Carly! Love a Florida story FROM a Floridian! Tonya solves the age old question Does a bear shit in the car? Why Yes- yes it does- big ole black bear took a joyride and shat himself when the car started to roll downhill into a neighbors mailbox! Epic animal crime story:) Annette confessed she killed a deer on her way...

Sweet 16!! Welcome back #puffers ;) I was cornholed by a rat hole Florida comes back with the Miami cannibal chompin' into faces and apparently "synthetic drug free" strange world we live in folks- He was killed at the scene due to the violence...obviously! watch yourselves out there- people are wack! Tonya not only admits her guilt in slayin' a local bird she then darkens our Ch...

Welp episode 15 is full of holes this week;) So many questions unanswered- a real cliff hanger of a week! Our #pufferpost landed our guy alone in a field sippin on some Jack when all the action was back at the start:) HAHHAAAAA Been there man! I shared a story that blew our minds and again left us with so many questions- a 2 fer vagine? How did she not know there shouldn't be so many holes? Di...

Dang #puffers we made it to 14!! Thank you so much for coming back! You have no idea how much it means to us! Another GREAT #pufferpost from our guy Mikey! Always hysterical when he gets going with the years of stories he has;) This shit is BANANAS B.A.N.A.N.A.S enough to ram your family station wagon through the front door for some grub- a single banana!! Again- still remains on the loose! Beezow...

#Puffer's we came back at ya! Started this week with another amazing #pufferpost from our dear Auntie K- Kneehigh smoke signals sent from the girls room is how she started us off;) Here we are at #13- so glad to be here- thanks to YOU ALL! Tonya is super high and well I ain't gonna lie I was right there with her like always The alligator god's have been called upon and failed two idiot...

Hey #Puffers we are back at it came in hot with a whore of a #puffer post our girl was so blazed she zoned out at the hostess station!! Guys we were all over again- like we always are;) Tonya was lighter on us this week and only shared about a rat bastard porn freak robbing his parents when he sues them after they trashed a bit of his stash. Granny outraged on the LANTA bus because the driver "sho...

#Puffers we are back with 11 baby! Another awesome #puffer post- and a glory hole to start us off! We went all over the place today for you! Started with a foot fetish gone wrong- creep got caught with his pants down and love stuff on her heel to a Walmart barcode search on a toddler that a lady wanted to purchase while a mother was in the self checked out line. Never a dull moment when you slip s...