Smersh Pod

To celebrate the release of Star Trek: The Motion Picture - The Director's Cut. Paul and I got together with big middle-aged man energy, and talked all about how much we love it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be running away from bludgers, spiders, knives and Fawkes, as we find out just who put their long snake through a hole in the girl’s toilets. Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.  Joining me are the original snake boys themselves, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be running away from bludgers, spiders, knives and Fawkes, as we find out just who put their long snake through a hole in the girl’s toilets. Yes, it’s Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.  Joining me are the original snake boys themselves, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be heading to Bolivia to find out just what these Greene guys are putting in the water, just who is going down to Strawberry Fields, and will they be hung?  Yes, it’s Quantum of Solace, and joining me to barely tolerate the images and sounds on offer, is comedian Dan Thomas, who I wish to apologise to now.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be heading to Bolivia to find out just what these Greene guys are putting in the water, just who is going down to Strawberry Fields, and will they be hung?  Yes, it’s Quantum of Solace, and joining me to barely tolerate the images and sounds on offer, is comedian Dan Thomas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be diving deep below the surface, to find out just where a runaway nuclear submarine is heading. Yes, it’s The Hunt for Red October.  Joining me to look for Crazy Ivans, is comedian and professional welshman, who has temporarily defected, Dan Thomas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be diving deep below the surface, to find out just where a runaway nuclear submarine is heading. Yes, it’s The Hunt for Red October.  Joining me to look for Crazy Ivans, is comedian and professional welshman, who has temporarily defected, Dan Thomas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be returning to a galaxy far, far away to eat a small bird, commit mutiny, refuse to help the galaxy, and follow a space ship very slowly - yes, it’s The Last Jedi   Joining me to race weird space horses is actor and host of Crowley Time, Tom Crowley. The wonderful Crowley Time is available here Wooden Overcoats is available here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

This week we’ll be returning to a galaxy far, far away to eat a small bird, commit mutiny, refuse to help the galaxy, and follow a space ship very slowly - yes, it’s The Last Jedi   Joining me to race weird space horses is actor and host of Crowley Time, Tom Crowley. The wonderful Crowley Time is available here Wooden Overcoats is available here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

This week we’ll be hitting the mean streets of Milton Keynes to please a young boy, and find out who’s been messing with all the nuclear’s, man? Yes, it’s Superman IV: The Quest for Peace Joining me to rebuild the great wall of china with our eyes, is writer Johnny Candon.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be hitting the mean streets of Milton Keynes to please a young boy, and find out who’s been messing with all the nuclear’s, man? Yes, it’s Superman IV: The Quest for Peace Joining me to rebuild the great wall of china with our eyes, is writer Johnny Candon.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from the Phoenix Cinema, East Finchley 02/06/22 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we’ll be hitting the mean streets of Metropolis to find out who in the PC world is mucking about with computers, and if they have Pryor convictions. YES, It’s Superman 3. Joining me to muck about in the junkyard, and turn our coals into diamonds, is Paul Litchfield.  Come and see Superman The Movie with the Royal Philharmonic Concert as part of the Royal Albert Hall’s  Films in...

This week we’ll be hitting the mean streets of Metropolis to find out who in the PC world is mucking about with computers, and if they have Pryor convictions. YES, It’s Superman 3. Joining me to muck about in the junkyard, and turn our coals into diamonds, is Paul Litchfield.  Come and see Superman The Movie with the Royal Philharmonic Concert as part of the Royal Albert Hall’s  Films in...

This week we’ll be a hosting a typical Turkey Christmas that starts with a traditional roast, a fine thorough stuffing, and ends with a joke about cum, yes - it’s THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH. Joining me with their hot coals in their hands, are actual brain Doctor , Dean Burnett, and actual Professional Welshman, Dan Thomas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

This week we’ll be a hosting a typical Turkey Christmas that starts with a traditional roast, a fine thorough stuffing, and ends with a joke about cum, yes - it’s THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH. Joining me with their hot coals in their hands, are actual brain Doctor , Dean Burnett, and actual Professional Welshman, Dan Thomas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

This week we’ll be taking things a bit easier, recuperating at a health farm, sunning ourselves in exotic places, and asking to be taken seriously as an action star, while somehow looking like a cast member from The Mikado. Yes, it’s Never Say Never Again.  Joining me to throw magic urine from elaborate jetpacks, and back by popular demand, is John Thomson! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

This week we’ll be taking things a bit easier, recuperating at a health farm, sunning ourselves in exotic places, and asking to be taken seriously as an action star, while somehow looking like a cast member from The Mikado. Yes, it’s Never Say Never Again.  Joining me to throw magic urine from elaborate jetpacks, and back by popular demand, is John Thomson! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

This week we try and prove the old adage of what goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas, as we witness topless women flying out of windows, Moon buggies being chased by fat bikes, frantic car chases on the strip, and a 1971 Sean Connery with his clothes off - yes, it's Diamonds are Forever.  Joining me to be Wint to my Kidd, is comedian, actor, and landlord of The Crown, John Thompson. Hosted on Ac...

This week we try and prove the old adage of what goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas, as we witness topless women flying out of windows, Moon buggies being chased by fat bikes, frantic car chases on the strip, and a 1971 Sean Connery with his clothes off - yes, it's Diamonds are Forever.  Joining me to be Wint to my Kidd, is comedian, actor, and landlord of The Crown, John Thompson. Hosted on Ac...

This week we'll be heading to Bedford Falls in order to stop a man from tossing himself off. Yes, it's It's a Wonderful Life. Joining me to get her wings, is Sarah Morgan. Bubble by Sarah Morgan is out now https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bubble-Jordan-Morris/dp/1250245559 'Wild, adventurous, quick-witted, and current!' -- Ryan North,  How to Invent Everything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

In a further Christmas special, today we'll be heading to Gotham City in order to find the three levels of comic conventions: A giant, oddly dressed man-baby, a disturbed cosplayer who seems way to into it, or a fat, smelly bloke who sh*ts himself. Yes, it's Batman Returns. Joining me to TAKE CARE OF THE SQUEALING, WRETCHED, PINHEAD PUPPETS OF GOTHAM, is Dan Thomas.  Hosted on Acast. See acas...

This week we'll be heading to deepest King's Cross with a large bearded man on a motorbike who tells us that we're thumping good wizards, and capable of squeezing through tight entrances via magic. Yes, it's Harry Potter and the Philisopher's Stone. Joining me to get their wands out and wave them about, is not just one Tom, but two - messers Neenan and Crowley! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

In this special Christmas episode we will be bringing home something cuddly and benign, that is actually truly awful that will ruin Christmas for everyone, and after we've watched Lembit Opik's sex tape, we'll be watching Gremlins! Joining me to cough up a mogwai or two, is Paul Gannon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we'll be heading back to the golden age of Hollywood, in order to give an actor's career a much needed boost, before he gets fired Yes, it's The Rocketeer.  Joining me to hold our sticks in our hands, and do this one for Ze Fatherland, is co-host of the wonderful Cheapshow podcast, Paul Gannon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.