South Park Podcast

SMB: A South Park Review

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Mathew Shaffer, Ian Calano, Joe Vernola & Dane Becker review every episode of South Park from beginning to present. This one isn't for the kids folks. So come on down to South Park and let's meet some friends.

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Jun 17, 2026

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Episodes

SMB #87 - S6E5 The New Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer - Guest Trace Pierce 11.08.2021

Matt & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. Ian is taking a break due to a new work schedule, so Matt & Joe invited on a guest. Trace Pierce. Trace runs a Youtube Channel called Pierce Productions and his top South Park episode caught their eye, so they invited him on. In this episode Cartman, Kyle, Stan & Butters scramble to find a place to watch the new Terrance and Phillip Movie T...

SMB #86 - S6E4 Fun With Veal - “Vaginitis” 04.08.2021

Matt, Joe & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they tackled a topic that has become a big life change here in America, Vegetarianism. After a school field trip to the Cow Slaughter farm, Stan and the boys find out that Veal is Baby Cow. Stan, disgusted by this, enlists the boys to steal and harbor 20 plus baby calves. As a result, Stan elects not to eat meat and as a re...

SMB #85 - S6E3 Freak Strike - "Whateva I'll Do What I Want!" - Guest Darren Robinson 28.07.2021

Matt & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. Scoop takes a break this week, so we asked our buddy Darren aka D-Train 3000 to hop on with us as we reviewed Freak Strike. After seeing the talk show Maury and his exploitation of physically deformed people, the boys concoct a plan to get butters on Maury so they can receive a prize. However the plan goes awry so Cartman takes matter into...

SMB #84 - S6E2 Asspen - "Pizza or French Fry" 21.07.2021

Matt, Joe & Ian are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week the boys and their families travel to Aspen and get caught up in a 80s movie parody while the parents get stuck in a time share sales pitch. Stan is challenged to a ski race, Butters thinks Aspen smells funny, Kyle doesn't want Stan to race down the K-13, and the parents find out that everything in the world is run by timesha...

SMB #83 - S6E1 Jared Has Aides "I'm Just Laying Around Jacking It" 14.07.2021

Matt, Joe & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls, on a episode that hasn't aged the best, we are met with Subway's spokesperson at the time Jared Fogel. Jared comes to South Park and the town is hyped up for it. The boys learn that Jared has lost weight not just from eating Subway but also because he has "Aides" as in Health and Fitness Aides. However things take a turn for the wors...

SMB #82 - S5E14 Butters Very Own Episode - "Some Puerto Rican Guy" 07.07.2021

Matt, Scoop & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week the guys wrap up season 5 with "Butters Very Own episode". Butters embarks on a dark and dangerous journey after discovering his father is "bi-curious" at a gay men's bath house. As a result, his mom tries to kill him and cover it up. Butters however survives and now has to get home so he can to go bennigans with his parent...

SMB #81 - S5E13 Kenny Dies - "It Was The Heat Of The Moment" 30.06.2021

Matt, Scoop & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls! This week they tackle one of the most pivotal points in South Park history, the episode where Kenny Dies...for reals. Unfortunately Kenny has terminal disease and is not gonna make. Stan grasps with the reality of losing a friend, while Cartman stumbles across some unborn fetuses and wants to make a profit reselling them for stem cel...

SMB #80 - S5E12 Here Comes The Neighborhood - "The Town's Hainted" 23.06.2021

Matt, Joe & Ian aka Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week Token feeling like a outcast as the only "Rich" kid in town, invites a some more rich celebrities to town. South Park residents don't take lightly to it, as they believe it will increase property values and Mr. Garrison is just a racist who wants to get rid of all the rich black celebrities who just moved to town. A...

SMB #79 - S5E11 The Entity "Im......Back!!!" 16.06.2021

Matt, Ian & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week our four favorite boys are visited by Kyle's cousin....Kyle. Kyle's cousin isn't your average 8 year old and is afflicted by multiple allergies and no physical makeup what so ever. Our Kyle deals with having him around...by constantly trying to get rid of him. Meanwhile Mr. Garrison has invented a new mode of transportation "...

SMB #78 - S5E10 How To Eat With Your Butt - "Ben Assfleck" 09.06.2021

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week Joe was away, so Matt & Ian discovered how to eat with their butts, well that is the town of South Park did. Cartman and Kenny prank the school photos and with Kenny's ass in place of his face. This leads to a world wide search after actual Butt People show up. Cartman in turn loses the ability to laugh, and we get a blockbuster...

SMB #77 - S5E9 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants -"They're Sand People" 02.06.2021

Matt, Scoop & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week our favorite boys travel to the middle east. After the attacks of 9/11, the boys are asked to send a dollar to the children of Afghanistan. However what they didn't expect was to get a gift in return...a goat. So the boys decide to travel there to return. However upon arriving they are met with angst and anger from the loca...

SMB #76 - S5E8 Towelie - "Wanna Get High?" 26.05.2021

Joe, Ian & Matt are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they review "Towelie". A brand new character is introduced to South Park, and he only has one thing on his mind, getting high. The boys blackmail Stan's mom into getting a new game system after finding a bloody tampon in the trash. Unfortunately for the boys, they're thrust into a real life video game situation as their Okama...

SMB #75 - S5E7 Proper Condom Use - "Just Walk Away" 19.05.2021

Matt, Ian & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls your weekly South Park Review. This week the 4th graders of South Park learn about sexual education. Mr. Mackey doesn't know where to stick it in, and Ms. Choksondick puts the fear of life into the girls. The war between the boy and girls of South Park is on and it culminates in a epic battle. We review our top moments, trivia, pop cult...

SMB #74 - S5E6 CartmanLand - One Million Dollars! 12.05.2021

Matt, Joe & Ian aka Scoop, are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. On this weeks episode, Cartman's dream finally comes true as he inherits 1 million dollars. Left to him by his grandmother, Cartman sets out on purchasing the one thing he's always wanted, his very own theme park. While this ensues, Kyle begins to lose faith in the Jewish religion as he is afflicted with a very painful hemor...

SMB #73 - S5E5 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow - "You Love The Earth" 06.05.2021

Matt, Joe & Ian are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. Coming in hot after the cult classic Scott Tenorman must die, the boys see a commercial that Terrance & Phillip are coming to Denver. To there surprise though, the comedy duo has broken up. Kyle makes some deposits at the bank of lies by promising a the boys can get Terrance & Phillip to appear at The South Park Earth Day festival. The...

SMB #72 - S5E4 "Scott Tenorman Must Die" - "He's Got Cancer....In His A$$! 28.04.2021

The guys have arrived at what is arguably the the number one episode of all time. The episode that Cartman finally breaks, because not only is he sold a bundle of lies from Scott with pubes and the pube fairy, he's also ripped off of his Sixteen Dollars and Twelve Cents. Matt, Joe & Scoop are here to break it all down and give their thoughts on Cartman showing his true colors and serving up some j...

SMB #71 - S5E3 "Super Best Friends" - Twah!! 21.04.2021

Matt, Joe & Ian are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they review one of the first banned episodes from Comedy Central "Super Best Friends" Our boys are mesmerized by the magician David Blaine and end up joining "BlaineTology". However Stan soon discovers this cult isn't right for him and leaves. This creates a divide in the group. Stan seeks out the guidance of Jesus and this l...

SMB #70 - S5E2 "Cripple Fight" - "Yes Scout Master!" 14.04.2021

Matt, Ian & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls! This week, they break down one of the most iconic episodes in South Park History, "Cripple Fight". Our boys (minus Kyle), are off to join the Mountain Scouts. Butters along with Timmy, also accompany them as a fair amount of characters make appearances for the first time. But let's be honest, the crux of this episode is the introductio...

SMB #69 - S5E1 "It Hits The Fan!" - "Kyle Just Has Some Sand in His Vagina" 31.03.2021

Scoop, Matt & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they start reviewing one of their all time favorite seasons, and it starts with a bang. Well shit hits the fan that is. The town, and the rest of the world to be exact are excited for a television show to say "Shit" for the first time ever broadcast television. However what ensues is a whirlwind of cosmic events. People sta...

SMB #68 - S4E17 A Very Crappy Christmas - "Oh Yeah, Right In The Balls" 24.03.2021

Matt & Ian are back for another edition of your weekly South Park Review. Our third man in the booth Joe was off with his own crappy weather & running pro wrestling shows, so Matt & Scoop held it down and breezed right through this review. This may be the fastest review they've ever done. However like the title of the episode says, its a very crappy Christmas, and this may have been a let down for...

SMB #67 - S4E16 The Wacky Molestation Adventure - "Provider" 17.03.2021

Matt & Scoop are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. Joe was off getting turned around in Utah so the OG boys are holding it down as they review a cult classic favorite also known as "The M Word". The boys are fed up with their overbearing parents and their rules, so Cartman springs on the idea of calling the police and telling them they were "molestered" by their parents. What ensues is a...

SMB #66 - S4E15 Fat Camp "Well Ric I'm Pissed off" 10.03.2021

Matt, Ian & Joe are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week they review Fat Camp. Cartman is met by his fellow educators and adults via a intervention and is shipped off to Weight Management Camp. Meanwhile back in town, Kenny becomes a huge star by whoring himself out for money by being "Krazy". Top Likes, Pop Culture, What Did Kenny say & more. This podcast is also sponsored by Rode...

SMB #65 - S4E14 Pip - "Not At All I'm Sure" Guest Athers 03.03.2021

Matt, Joe & Ian are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. It's the episode they've been dreading, PIP! The guys really don't like this episode but they make the best of it with their guest. Joe Atherton aka Athers joins the guys all the way from the across the pond to break down and give his thoughts on this episode. The Americans got a nice crash course in English culture & learned a lot abo...

SMB #64 - S4E13 Helen Keller! The Musical - "GOBBLES!" 24.02.2021

Matt, Joe & Ian are back for another edition of Suck My Balls. This week the rundown South Park's thanksgiving musical extravaganza. After Butter's tips off the boys that the kindergartners are putting on a heck of a show, Cartman and the gang pivot to make the Helen Keller musical the most fantastic thing ever seen. In a ode peanuts, Timmy selects a mental handicapped turkey as the mascot and thi...

SMB #63 - S4E12 Trapper Keeper - "What Are You Doing Kyle?" 17.02.2021

Matt, Joe & Ian are back for another cult classic episode of South Park. This week not to be outdone by Kyle, Cartman get a state of the art Trapper Keeper. Little to Eric's knowledge, him owning one leads to the downfall of humanity itself and "Bill Cosby" has come back from the future to prevent it from happening. Mr. Garrison finds himself between two opposing parties, as his kindergarten class...

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