Jason Kimber and Dave Simmons

Small Towns Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 56 episodes

In what fans across the globe have described as Country Mouse meets Countrier Mouse, Dave Simmons and Jason Kimber share their unique experiences about growing up rural… and super rural? Get introduced to the small towns of Providence and Grouse Creek, Utah through the eyes and experiences of 2 guys living their best lives! Occasionally they will welcome to the studio other small town friends, who bring a perspective all their own. So grab a BigMac(Jason’s fave), and maybe a drink(not carbonated, Dave’s got a delicate constitution) and prepare to laugh!

Author

Jason Kimber and Dave Simmons

Episodes

E6: Public Service Announcements, Green Beans, Pillows and Bum Grease... 07.04.2021 18:42

Dave wakes up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, which causes the podcast to take a slight detour from our respective small towns… There are certain things that should never be done to another man’s pillow. Dave refuses to eat a green bean, and Jason warms up his arm by throwing florets of broccoli…

E5: Could I Have This Dance? Sure thing... Right after the opening prayer... 30.03.2021 17:53

Love languages of our spouses - holidays and traditions. Duets in church. Singing in church is not unique to any town big or small. But add in a wedding dress and an Anne Murray classic and you have a memory for the ages! Totally normal for Jason. Dave? Not so much…

E4: The Thrill of The Hunt 24.03.2021 16:59

The thrill of the hunt! It is totally normal to spray oneself with female elk urine. Right Dave? Dave? Dave and Jason share their views and experiences on hunting.

E3: Cats really are clean animals... But do they bathe in tubs? Jason thinks they should. 19.03.2021 19:54

Animal Stories Part 2. The care of animals is harder than you think. Join Jason in the tub with a not so willing Tom Cat. Spend the weekend with Dave as he dog sits for a neighbor(for the last time) And get a taste for the dangers of feral cats in the country. Burning doublewide anyone?

E2: Animals are part of the family... but should dogs have a surname? Dave thinks so... 17.03.2021 19:12

Animals Part 1. Jason and Dave become dog owners! Meet Albus Dumbledog Simmons and Max. Do dogs have last names? Should they? In Dave’s small town world they do! Join us as we introduce you to the likes of Chuck Singleton, Nicki Brenchley, Panda Tidwell, Newby Toon, Cotton Butters, and Patches Oman, just some of our most favorite as well as most scariest four legged friends! We can’t forget about...

E1: Introduction - Cess Pool vs. Dynamite 17.03.2021 23:45

Introduction. Grouse Creek and Providence, Utah. We do a deep dive into these two great communities nestled in scenic Northern Utah. We discuss some of the similarities as well as some of the differences. Laugh along with us as Dave helps Jason to understand that most people have sewer systems, not cess pools. And most people don’t give much thought of what happens after the flush.