Small Town News

Small Town News

Comedy EN ↓ 495 episodes

Welcome to Small Town News, located at the intersection of hardcore journalism and jelly-filled comedy. Each episode we read articles from small town newspapers from around the United States and use them to inspire improv stories. We've got fireworks filled with rattlesnakes. We've got a parade of painfully bad accents. We've got no idea what states border Michigan. But no matter where the story ends, it's all 100% true. Promise. Check our sources. Seriously.

Author

Small Town News

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.buzzsprout.com

Latest episode

Jun 20, 2026

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Episodes

Porch Chat - The Chronicles of Zaxby's Grilled Cheese Sandwich 31.01.2024

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Back Porch Chat - From Urinal Music to Square Heads 27.01.2024

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Gaffney, SC - Porch Chat - Safari Hats Are Hard & Cowboy Hats Are Not 24.01.2024

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Gaffney, SC - Andie McDowell Knows that George Is a Lawyer 20.01.2024

Welcome to Gaffney, South Carolina, "The Peach Capital of South Carolina!"  Gaffney is located in northern SC in the Upcountry in the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains.  Originally settled in 1804 by Michael Robert Gaffney,  the town has three historic districts, the Peachoid, and is close to many hiking trails and other outdoor activities.  The town was once called home by actor And...

Collingswood, NJ - Porch Chat - Climbing On Stuff and Jumping Off Stuff 10.01.2024

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Collingswood, NJ - We Vote on a Garbage State for the USA 06.01.2024

Welcome to Collingswood, New Jersey, "Festival Capital of South Jersey!"  Collingswood was founded in the late 17th century by Quakers and was completely dry until 2015.  The town is located about 5 miles east of Philadelphia across the Delaware River.   Collingswood hosts an amazing number of festivals and events throughout the year.  Festivals include the Book Festival, Crafts and Fine...

New Year's Eve Special - Porch Chat - The Story About Why George Isn't Using Ice 03.01.2024

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

New Year's Eve Special - Back Porch Chat - Biscuits N' Porn N' Litigation 30.12.2023

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Crisfield, MD - Porch Chat - George Keeps His Brain Alive with Snacks 27.12.2023

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Crisfield, MD - We Bring Crab Testicles and Poop to a Job Interview 23.12.2023

Welcome to Crisfield, Maryland, "The Seafood Capital of the World!"  Crisfield is Maryland's southernmost town and is located on the Chesapeake Bay.  First settled by Europeans in 1663, the town's economic engine has always been seafood.  The harvesting and processing of blue crab makes up a large part of the seafood industry in town.  Crisfield hosts the Hard Shell Crab Derby,...

Laramie, WY - Porch Chat - Quack, Quack, Boom! 20.12.2023

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Laramie, WY - Herbert Vows to Use Saloon Doors for the First Time 16.12.2023

Welcome to Laramie, Wyoming, the "Gem City of the Plains!"  Laramie is located in southeastern Wyoming near the Colorado border.  The area around Laramie has been inhabited for centuries by Native American tribes and fur traders.  The town owes much of its success to its location along the Overland Stage Line and its use as a "Hell-on-Wheels" style town for the Union Pacific Ra...

Crescent City, CA - Porch Chat - The Young Barber Paradox 13.12.2023

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Crescent City, CA - Rural Human Services Turns Helga into a Pretty Woman 09.12.2023

Welcome to Crescent City, California, "The Redwood Gate to the Golden State!"  Crescent City is located on the coast in the upper northwestern part of California.  Because of the shape of the sea floor in the area, the town is prone to experiencing tsunamis.  Most of the tsunami events are small, but the Great Alaskan Earthquake of 1964 produced a wave 20 feet tall causing severe damage...

London, KY - Porch Chat - Bathroom Videos and Bada$z Names 06.12.2023

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

London, KY - Welcome Back to the Church Potluck, Gabe Kaplan 02.12.2023

Welcome to London, Kentucky, home of the World Chicken Festival!  London is located in southeastern Kentucky in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains.  The area provides access to numerous biking and hiking trails in the Daniel Boone National Forest.  The town is located near Corbin, the home of the first Kentucky Fried Chicken.  The World Chicken Festival is held annually in town to celebrat...

Jasper, IN - Porch Chat - Fiddle Faddle vs. Cracker Jacks vs. Richard Dreyfuss 29.11.2023

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Jasper, IN - Bigfoot and Gabe Look Up "Dictionary" in the Dictionary 25.11.2023

Welcome to Jasper, Indiana, "The Nation's Wood Capital!" Located in Southwestern Indiana, Jasper is home to several furniture companies including Mastercraft Cabinets and Kimball International.  The town is also the location of the Indiana Baseball Hall of Fame and the annual Jasper Strassenfest.  The Strassenfest is a four day celebration between Jasper and Pfaffenweiler, Germany,...

Porch Chat - Tedious Sports Watching 22.11.2023

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Back Porch Chat - From Taco Tuesday to Muppet Dogs 18.11.2023

It's time to start brining the turkey in preparation for the world champion of eating holidays.  The crew has taken a week off from exploring new towns to enjoy a little down time before the big day.  In this back porch chat, the guys explore important food topics like what happens to the leftover tortillas after Taco Tuesday?  We hope you enjoy! Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway?...

Chillicothe, MO - Porch Chat - AM Cold Medicine vs. PM Cold Medicine 15.11.2023

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Chillicothe, MO - Alien Dream Pads Are Best Things Since Unsliced Bread 11.11.2023

Welcome to Chillicothe, Missouri, "The Home of Sliced Bread!" Chillicothe began as a farming community in the early 19th century when European Americans began settling in the region.  The town's name is Shawnee for "big town."  While Chillicothe has never lived up to it's moniker, it is the home of sliced bread.  Otto Rohwedder developed the first bread slicing machin...

Waterville, ME - Porch Chat - The Boys Were Not Invited to Brunch 08.11.2023

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Waterville, ME - Life Is a Seaworld and Advertising Is Doomed 04.11.2023

Welcome back to Waterville, Maine!  We visited Waterville three years ago in our episode  Hostile Takeover at Hobos Inc.   The Doctor decided there was more to mine from this cool little town.  Let's see if we can once again keep from "pulling a Hornberger!" Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Eufaula, AL - Porch Chat - We Name Weather Events 01.11.2023

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