Small Town News

Small Town News

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Welcome to Small Town News, located at the intersection of hardcore journalism and jelly-filled comedy. Each episode we read articles from small town newspapers from around the United States and use them to inspire improv stories. We've got fireworks filled with rattlesnakes. We've got a parade of painfully bad accents. We've got no idea what states border Michigan. But no matter where the story ends, it's all 100% true. Promise. Check our sources. Seriously.

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Small Town News

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Comedy

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www.buzzsprout.com

Latest episode

Jun 20, 2026

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Episodes

Wahpeton, ND - Porch Chat - Moonshine by the Gallon 02.06.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Wahpeton, ND - Let Them Eat S#!t Cake 29.05.2021

Welcome to Wahpeton, North Dakota, home of the Chahinkapa zoo, North Dakota State College, and much more!  Wahpeton is located in Southeastern ND along the Bois de Souix River.  The first European explorer in the area was Jonathan Carver in 1767. Carver's mission was to find the Northwest Passage, the imagined waterway to the Orient that many explorers of the time believed existed.  The area...

Pilot Mountain, NC - Porch Chat - Oww! My Grow-Ein! 26.05.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Pilot Mountain, NC - The Whistling Andy Griffith Trash Can Statue 22.05.2021

Welcome to the town of Pilot Mountain, NC, a small town located just outside of Pilot Mountain State Park. It is named for the nearby Pilot Mountain, a geological formation with a big pinnacle and a small pinnacle.  The town is also believed to be the inspiration for the fictional town of Mount Pilot in  The Andy Griffith Show  and  Mayberry RFD .  The State Park is one of the many stops on the Mo...

Saint Albans, VT - Porch Chat - George Is Feeling Thirsty 19.05.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Saint Albans, VT - Beans Give Me Bad Mouth Feels and Jittery Eyes 15.05.2021

Welcome to Saint Albans, Vermont!  We are visiting the city, not the town which surrounds it.  Yep, the city is surrounded by a town of the same name.  The area was originally chartered in 1763 but didn't see much growth until after the Revolutionary War.  The town was also the site of the Northernmost engagement of the Civil War, known as St. Albans Raid.  The city of St. Albans was incorpor...

Schuyler, NE - Porch Chat - The Perils of Ziplining in a Paddington Bear Coat 12.05.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Schuyler, NE - Gerald Ford Is Anxiously Waiting in the White House Kitchen 08.05.2021

Welcome to Schuyler, Nebraska, a Great Place to Live and Grow!  The town was originally known as Shell Creek Station and was renamed Schuyler in 1870 after Schuyler Colfax, our 17th Vice-President, Schuyler Colfax.  During the same year, the Union Pacific Railroad chose the town as the loading point for cattle driven North from Texas, making Schuyler Nebraska's first "cow town."  Th...

Thibodaux, LA - Porch Chat - Doctor or Carnival Worker? 05.05.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Thibodaux, LA - I Guarantee to Overcompensate for Small Favors 01.05.2021

Welcome to Thibodaux, Louisiana, the "Queen City of LaFourche"! First settled in the 18th century by French colonists, the area was acquired by the United States as part of the Louisiana Purchase in 1803.  The town was incorporated under the name Thibodauxville in 1830, but was shortened to its current name in 1838.  From the early 1800s until after the Civil War, Thibodaux was the tradi...

Magnolia, AR - Porch Chat- Michael McDonald Improves All Songs 28.04.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Magnolia, AR - Craig Suspiciously Knows a Lot About Mules 24.04.2021

Welcome to Magnolia, Arkansas, a great place to raise a family!  Founded in 1853, Magnolia is located in Southwest, Arkansas and is home to the World's Largest Charcoal Grill, which looks oddly like a missile.  The grill is used during the World Championship Steak Cookoff as a part of the Magnolia Blossom Festival.  The festival brings more than 40,000 visitors to the area each year.  We also...

Battle Mountain, NV - Porch Chat - The Sword in the Stone in Your Front Lawn 21.04.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Battle Mountain, NV - Cowboy Campfire Open Mic Night 17.04.2021

Welcome the Battle Mountain, Nevada, still a hotbed of goldmining in West.  Needless to say, George is really excited and incredulous that this is not a much bigger town if they are still mining gold.  While the area served as a waypoint for western travel, it gained importance in 1866 when copper ore was discovered and mining began.  Gold was discovered in the area in 1912 and the focus eventuall...

Worland, WY - Porch Chat - Outkast Is Hard to Translate into Sign Language 14.04.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Worland, WY - Richard Dreyfuss Takes a Beating in This One 10.04.2021

Welcome to Worland, Wyoming, not the home of Richard Dreyfuss!  But that's ok, he's kind of insufferable anyway.  In the episode we almost completely sidestep this marvelous little town in favor of bashing one of our favorite actors, the incomparable Richard Dreyfuss.  We do finally wrap back around to Worland, a small town located on the Big Horn River.  The town owes most of its existe...

Rifle, CO - Porch Chat - Sophomoric Humor 07.04.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Rifle, CO - President James A Garfield Hates Mondays 03.04.2021

Welcome the Rifle, Colorado, where residents embrace their past and shake hands with their future!  Founded in 1882, the town is located along Rifle Creek near it's mouth on the Colorado River.  The first major industry was cattle and sheep ranching due to the arid conditions in the area.  In 1972, Rifle was host to a massive art installation called the Valley Curtain.  It was a massive orang...

Castle Dale, UT - Porch Chat - Neil Has a Garage Fridge 31.03.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Castle Dale, UT - Quiet! There's a Fire in the County Library 27.03.2021

Welcome to Castle Dale, Utah, "A Great Place to Live, Work and Play"!  Located in Northwestern Utah, Castle Dale is the county seat of Emery County.  Initially the town was supposed to be named Castle Vale after the castle-like geological formations in the area, but the post office listed it as Castle Dale, and the name stuck.  The town is home to the Pioneer History Museum which highlig...

Kaunakakai, HI - Porch Chat - The Mature Subtext of Lady and the Tramp 24.03.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Kaunakakai, HI - The County Fair Inspector Gets by on Credit and Cigarettes 20.03.2021

Welcome to Kaunakakai, the largest town on the island of Moloka'i.  The town was made famous in the 1930s by the song "The Cockeyed Mayor of Kaunakakai" after a visit by film star Warner Baxter when he got drunk during a party thrown for him. It was sung by a number of artists including Bing Crosby.  Luckily we were able to listen to the song to figure out how to say the name of the...

Hockessin, DE - Porch Chat - Choose Your Own Adventure in Time Travel 17.03.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

Hockessin, DE - We Give Up Snuff and Bragging Rights for Lent 13.03.2021

Welcome to Hockessin, DE, a census-designated place!  The community is not a town or a city, but is a populated area without an incorporated entity or local government.  Unfortunately Keith wasn't here to teach us how to pronounce Hockessin, but we came up with a few doozies ourselves.  The area is home to several mushrooms farms that produce white button cap mushrooms.   It was also home to...

Boonville, MS - Porch Chat - Rallies, Homecomings, and Ice Bugs 10.03.2021

Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov 

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