Small Town News
Small Town News
Welcome to Small Town News, located at the intersection of hardcore journalism and jelly-filled comedy. Each episode we read articles from small town newspapers from around the United States and use them to inspire improv stories. We've got fireworks filled with rattlesnakes. We've got a parade of painfully bad accents. We've got no idea what states border Michigan. But no matter where the story ends, it's all 100% true. Promise. Check our sources. Seriously.
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Jun 20, 2026
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Episodes
Del Mar, CA - Porch Chat - The Least Interesting Apocalypse 09.11.2022 16:13
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Del Mar, CA - Ugly Fish Learn Better with Pain 05.11.2022 55:28
Welcome to Del Mar, California! Del Mar is located in Southern California on the Pacific Ocean and was established as a seaside resort in 1885. The town's name was inspired by the Bayard Taylor poem "The Fight of Paso Del Mar." Located 20 miles from San Diego, the town was a popular retreat for movie stars during Hollywood's golden era. The town is home to the Del Mar Racetra...
Porch Chat - Vegan Burgers and Bad Service 02.11.2022 15:06
Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
Back Porch Chat - The Avocado Pie Chronicles 29.10.2022 22:48
Have you ever had an avocado pie? We had not, and George was definitely against the idea. Enjoy this special back porch chat dedicated to the wonderous avocado! Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
Chatsworth, GA - Porch Chat - All Things Ukelele 26.10.2022 8:54
Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
Chatsworth, GA - Dr. X Falls Off the Train While Kickingboxing a Horse 22.10.2022 1:03:45
Welcome to Chatsworth, Georgia! The town was founded in 1905 as a depot on the Louisville and Nashville Railroad, but became a place of interest in the 1870s when talc was discovered in the area. According to local legend, the town is said to have gotten it's name after a road sign with the word "Chatsworth" fell of a passing train. Someone put the sign on a post and the name stu...
Valier, MT - Porch Chat - George Had a Yard Sale and Tried to Sell a Demonic Sweater 19.10.2022 13:47
Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
Valier, MT - Happy as a Single Feeder Hog with an Apple in It's Mouth 15.10.2022 57:46
Welcome to Valier, Montana! Valier is one of the smallest towns we've visited with a population of 509 according to the 2010 census. The town was founded in 1909 along the shores of Lake Frances and a railroad line was constructed at the same time to connect the town to nearby Conrad. The town was a planned development that was designed to support a population of 3,000. Valier is predomina...
Porch Chat - The Platypus Wants to Kill You 12.10.2022 3:27
Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
Back Porch Chat - From Syrup Fingers to Mullet Buckets 08.10.2022 29:35
Instead of visiting a new small town this week, we are visiting the back porch. There are many times we ramble on ad nauseam (surprising I'm sure). This week's episode is a lengthy porch chat predominantly based around food, which is one of our favorite topics. We will be exploring a new town next week. We hope you enjoy our musings about sausage, syrup, McDonalds, and various other...
Front Royal - Porch Chat - The Physics of Cupcake Throwing 05.10.2022 6:25
Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
Front Royal, VA - The Most Charitable Whorehouse in Virginia 01.10.2022 46:06
Welcome to Front Royal, Virginia, a town for all seasons! Located in the Shenandoah Valley, the area was sold to the Virginia Colony by the Iroquois in 1744 as part of the Treaty of Lancaster. The town was originally settled as LeHewtown in 1754 and quickly earned the nickname "Helltown" due to the large number of livestock wranglers and boatmen coming into town looking for alcohol. I...
Portage, WI - Porch Chat - The Thin Line Between Furries and Mascots 28.09.2022 9:53
Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
Portage, WI - The Thadmeister Goes to Real Japan in a Liveable Truck 24.09.2022 59:35
Welcome to Portage, Wisconsin, "Where the North Begins!" The town takes is name from the act of carrying a boat between navigable waters. The town sits on a natural portage between the Fox and Wisconsin Rivers. It was first explored by Europeans in the mid 17th century. By the end the 17th century, the area was an important location in the fur trade in the area. The population conti...
New Town, ND - Porch Chat - Pickle Improvs Gone Wild! 21.09.2022 6:56
Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
New Town, ND - All the Davids Don't Know Where Pickles Come From 17.09.2022 1:01:25
Welcome to New Town, North Dakota, the "Heart of Lake Sakakawea!" New Town is located in Montrail County and sits on lands belonging to the Mandan, Hidatsa, and Arikara Nations, also known as the Three Affiliated Tribes, and is part of the federal reservation system. Although the town's population was only 2,764 in the 2020 census, it is the 18th largest city in North Dakota. The...
The Doctor Is In! - Porch Chat - What Is Your Dog Eating! with Dr. Jess! 14.09.2022 2:48
Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
The Doctor Is In! - Dr. Jess Has a Terrible Internet Search History 10.09.2022 53:08
This week we take a few minutes to chat with Dr. Jess, our intrepid researcher. If you've ever wondered why someone would put up with us for this long, you won't find a satisfactory answer. You will find out a bit more about the work that goes into providing us with the top notch information we get each week. We hope you enjoy our visit with the ringmaster, Dr. Jess! Small Town News-...
Madawaska, ME - Porch Chat - A Puddle of George 07.09.2022 14:09
Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
Madawaska, ME - Moon Santa Learns How to Use a Telephone 03.09.2022 57:01
Welcome to Madawaska, Maine, the "Heart of St. John Valley!" Madawaska is the northernmost town in Maine and is native to the Micmac people. It was settled by Acadian exiles in the 1785. The Acadians were French settlers who were driven out of Eastern Canada at the conclusion of the French and Indian War. Madawaska is the center of Acadian culture in Maine. The town is located on th...
Lake Wylie, SC - Porch Chat - I Dream of Jeannie's Audio Levels 31.08.2022 4:55
Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
Lake Wylie, SC - Queen Elizabeth Is Ready to Slaughter Some Pigs 27.08.2022 1:03:31
Welcome to Lake Wylie, South Carolina, "Where geography, people, and economic vitality have fashioned Southern lifestyle!" Lake Wylie is located in York County 16 miles South of Charlotte, NC along the North and South Carolina border. When the border was resurveyed in 2012, it was discovered that some of the properties in Lake Wylie were actually located in North Carolina. The area is...
Ipswich, MA - Porch Chat - Keep This in Keith 24.08.2022 3:57
Keith edits all of our recordings, which is a daunting task to say the least. Unfortunately for Keith, he wasn't with us during the recording of this episode. Of course, we couldn't help ourselves, and made it a point to screw with Keith during the entire recording. Keith requested that this porch chat be included with the episode, and we decided to keep it in. Small Town News--whose...
Ipswich, MA - Enjoy a Wet Basement Sandwich at the Fallen Tower of Pisa 20.08.2022 59:32
Welcome to Ipswich, Massachusetts, the "Birthplace of American Independence!" The area was part of the Massachusetts Bay Colony that was settled in 1630 by the Puritans. Ipswich was established in an area that the local Native Americans called Agawam. The town is 30 miles North of Boston on the Atlantic coast, and 11 miles South of Newburyport (our Disney Trash Water episode in seaso...
Decorah, IA - Porch Chat - George Gets Taken for a Ride by a Sketchy Driver's Ed Class 17.08.2022 5:50
Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
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