Small Things

Episode 79 - DRINKING PROBLEM 11.07.2022 41:20 ↓

MATTY TALKS ABOUT HOW TO DECONSTRUCT ISSUES TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY!

Episode 78 - HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT 04.07.2022 43:14 ↓

Woah, huge announcement coming in this episode! Im not just saying that either. My life has changed, and you need to hear about it (or you're d**d to me).

Episode 77 - LIZZO IS NAKED 19.04.2022 22:51 ↓

LIZZO IS NAKED, IM HORNY, AND COFFEE IS GOOD. THE ALGORITHM IS AWFUL, AND I THINK ITS YOUR FAULT. LISTEN.

Episode 76 - AMBULANCE SUCKED, CHIP FLAVORS, AND IPAs 11.04.2022 44:27 ↓

THE MOVIE AMBULANCE IS THE WORST MOVIE ON EARTH. THAT BEING SAID, I RANK CHIP FLAVORS AND TALK ABOUT IPAs. ENJOY

Episode 75 - BAD VEGAN, WILL SMITH, AND THE WORST ROOMMATE 04.04.2022 27:17 ↓

MATTY IS BACK BABY! LETS TALK ABOUT WILL SMITH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. I ALSO RAMBLE ABOUT THE TITANIC SINKING, AND SOME BAD NETFLIX SHOWS (WORST ROOMMATE & BAD VEGAN). THANKS FOR LISTENING.

Episode 74 - ADDICTED TO PHONE, RAPPERS NAMES AND UNORIGINAL REELS 13.10.2021 30:17 ↓

I barely know any new rappers these days. Im 34 and make reels. Wtf do I know? I do know I can't put my phone down, which caused me to have a pinched nerve. Listen and relate

Episode 73 - BEING ALONE, INVENTING TOILETS, AND MURDERERS 23.08.2021 35:54 ↓

We're all crazy when we're alone (some of us more than others). I like to be weird in the bathroom, and I research when we stopped pooping outside. Its not as bad as it sounds. Be sure to check me out on Youtube!

Episode 72 - BEING AVERAGE, GETTING YOUR LIFE TOGETHER, AND SUCCESS 26.06.2021 25:18 ↓

LISTEN TO MY PLAN TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER. ITS NOT THE BEST BUT IT MAKES SENSE.

Episode 71 - BEATBOXING, DINERS DRIVE INS AND DIVES & WEIRD SH*T 12.05.2021 33:18 ↓

YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NOISE IN APARTMENT BUILDINGS.

Episode 70 - HOMELESS ARGUMENT, HAVING FUN ALONE, AND BIONIC LIMBS 05.05.2021 37:46 ↓

INVITE ME OUT, SO I CAN CANCEL ON YOU.

Episode 69 - MY BIRTHDAY, BEING AVERAGE AND SPORTS 15.02.2021 33:32 ↓

IM ABOUT TO BE ____ YEAR OLD. WHAT?! AND GUESS WHAT? IM AVERAGE AF (SO ARE YOU).

Episode 68 - SALMONELLA, COVID, AND HANGOVERS 02.02.2021 38:21 ↓

WHAT A SUNDAY. DODGING DISEASE LEFT AND RIGHT. LISTEN AND LEARN.

Episode 67 - REJECTION, SONG LYRICS, AND THE CAPITOL 18.01.2021 34:18 ↓

THIS CHICK GOT REJECTED BY A GUY, AND I CANT BELIEVE HIS EXCUSE. LISTEN TO UNCLE MATTY TALK ABOUT FUN STUFF. COME HANG OUT.

Episode 66 - MOVIE REVIEWS, 10 YEARS, AND OLD INTERNET 05.01.2021 43:42 ↓

YOUR BOY IS WEARING A PINK (SALMON) SHIRT, AND PISSING OFF THE ALGORITHM. HAVE FUN!

Episode 65 - YOU DONT OWE PPL S**T, 2020, AND LAME DM'S 21.12.2020 30:54 ↓

THE AUDIO ISNT GREAT. MY APOLOGIES. THIS EP IS A VENTING SESH. ENJOY

Episode 64 - LIVE MUSIC, DRUNK ROOMMATE, AND BLACKING OUT 03.12.2020 46:02 ↓

I don't like live bands, but I was in band (briefly) in middle school. Also, my roommate in college would get drunk and we'd draw on him.

Episode 63 - SPIT WHEN I TALK, IDK S**T, AND WHITE PRIVILEGE 15.11.2020 39:37 ↓

I SPIT, OLD GUYS ARE WEIRD WITH THEIR LAWNS, AND I WANT NEW CLOTHES. ALSO, MY NEIGHBOR IS HAMMERING THE WHOLE EPISODE AND I YELL AT THEM.

Episode 62 - HIT WITH TACO, LOST CATS, AND BURNING BRIDGES 10.11.2020 35:44 ↓

YOUR BOY TOOK A CHALUPA OFF THE DOME, AND DIDNT FLINCH. WHAT??! LISTEN, LIKE, SHARE, SH*T.

Episode 61 - XTREME COUPONING, CRAMPS, AND LEGO HEAD 02.11.2020 37:01 ↓

YOU'RE BOY IS SAVING BIG! SAVE THOSE CVS RECEIPTS (I DONT KNOW IF I SPELT THAT RIGHT, AND I DONT CARE). LISTEN AND LAUGH.

Episode 60 - WAPs, BEN FRANKLIN SMASHING, AND HIEROGLYPHICS SEX 23.10.2020 32:10 ↓

I THINK ABOUT PEOPLE IN THE 1700S HAVING SEX, AND IM FINE WITH THAT. BE YOURSELF!

Episode 59 - BAD MOODS, INSTAGRAM LOSERS, STEALING DATA 16.10.2020 37:21 ↓

YOUR BOY IS BACK AND IM READY TO SLAP SOME @$$. LISTEN FOR THE FUN, STAY FOR THEY WEIRD.

Episode 58 - GENDER REVEALS SUCK 23.09.2020 31:11 ↓

New episode while im in Connecticut for a couple weeks. Gender reveal parties suck, your kid probably isn't yours, and motivation. Hot topics for ya bishasss

Episode 56 - INSTAGRAM, DATING SUCKS, AND IM NOT CRYING 31.08.2020 30:14 ↓

OH YOUR BOY IS BACK AND IT LOOKS LIKE HES CRYING (IM NOT). I DIG INTO A TON OF S**T, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY I DISCUSS HOW TO PROPERLY DEAL WITH SUCCESS WITHOUT BEATING YOURSELF UP.

Episode 55 - COFFEE SLAPS, ELLEN, AND MORNING NOISES 09.08.2020 36:05 ↓

Grab some coffee and join me while I lose my mind. This episode was my first morning recorded episode and by far my favorite.

Episode 54 - CRINGE KISSING, LIFE ADVICE AND APPROACHING WOMEN 31.07.2020 34:04 ↓

IM SCARED TO KISS, AND I HAVE A DAMN GOOD REASON WHY. LISTEN FOR SOME ADVICE THAT'LL GET YOU AHEAD IN LIFE.