SlurpToast

SlurpToast

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Bruce and Stephe are a pair of lifelong Gen X friends. They decided to start recording their phone calls as a podcast. You're welcome posterity.

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SlurpToast

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Society

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Latest episode

Jun 25, 2026

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Episodes

Unlocking the Mysteries of the Panty Tree 11.10.2021

Look, this one just got away from us, okay? We talked about a lot of good stuff, but the diversions were legion.  Funny, but legion. Among the many things we discussed were: What If No Time to Die How to Create a Bond Verse Where are the other 00s Black Widow (finally) The made-for-tv origins of Shatterstar Celebrity Jeopardy Turd Ferguson How about a Hanna-Barbera Movie Universe? Squid Games Pete...

The One with Stephe‘s Unstable Internet Connection 29.09.2021

After a couple of recording delays due to kids and medications (old guy issues), we are back and ready to talk about things like: National Drink Beer Day Stephe's Insurance Card Story Max Headroom Suburban Curse Changing Meds The Joys/Side Effects of Ozempic Hot Take Sports Announcers Believe It, Buy It, Bet It (tm) Steven A Smith Moon Knight and the Agents of Khonshu S.A. Cosby Casting actors in...

Its Pronounced Taquito Wowtitty and Imagine What He Could Do To You 10.09.2021

Recorded 9/9/21 So, right up front I should tell you Bruce sounds like he's in a trash can.  Sorry for that part of the audio.  Still learning to use the new toys. That being said, it's a solid show here for you.  The boys talk about a lot of things including, but not limited to: Top Golf Trolling ex-family members Mango Pepsi What If... Hawkeye Matt Fraction Vacation Friends Why doesn't Disney do...

No Matter What You Never Go Full Hedgehog 26.08.2021

Tonight's episode is brought to you by bourbon. The boys are back from their respective vacations and have a LOT to catch up on. This week's topics include: Lawrence Block's Matthew Scudder books Donald Westlake Hard Case Crime Highlander Liam Neeson #culturebitches COVID The Magnolia compound in Waco Ojo Pescado Stephe's recent trip to a comic con The economics of comic con What If (a LOT of What...

Bruce and Stephe March the Podcast Into the Sea 29.07.2021

Stephe STILL hasn't watched Black Widow, so we won't be talking about that as originally planned. We do, however, discuss the change of the Cleveland Indians into the Cleveland Guardians.  Then we discuss other franchises that may be in danger of similar rebranding.  Stephe is able to save both the Atlanta Braves and the Chicago Blackhawks, if the fanbases will work with him. Then we dive into oth...

Stephe Became Friends with Billy Zane and Bruce Has Many Questions 19.07.2021

Episode 25 marks the one year anniversary of the boys' venture into podcasting.   Join in the celebration as they discuss such topics as: The podcast's new original theme song courtesy of Suburban Curse "What's on Stephe's desk?" Bruce's son's new tattoo Loki AEW Yacht Rock Revue Taking wives to Cons Danny Trejo - Stand up Guy We also take a deep dive into the mystery that gives this episode it's...

Oh My God - I Fell Asleep at the Orgy 01.07.2021

The boys are bag with yet another pop culture grab bag that this week includes, among other things: Bruce's weird dream about Elizabeth Banks Stephe's issues with Burger King Sleep APNEA and sleep studies The Amazing Origin of Jizzhead and Chest Mange Transmetropolitan LA Originals Fight World Loki Mystery Inc. Used Cars Kurt Russell and Jeff Bridges The Big Lebowski eBay Funko We also discussed t...

Lean Into the Weird aka Slingblade on Steroids 18.06.2021

The boys are back with another episode.  As Stephe works through an artistic crisis brought on by Cris Cyborg, the discussion turns to: Allergies Suburban Curse and the Noise Complaint Texas Politics Bloodline Teen Wolf Alex Jones La Mano del Destino The Scumbag Vol. 1 - CocaineFinger Loki Modok Patton Oswalt Black Widow Cygor and other monkeys Al Madrigal The life of a dance dad Funko I promised...

I Like Getting Touched in a Special Way 03.06.2021

After a bonus week off so Bruce could get his kids graduated, the boys are back, playing catch up and discussing stuff. What stuff you may ask? How about: garage bands bland MMA fighters Hulu's Modok revisiting stuff we loved from our youth, specifically Real Genius and Fletch The Negro League Museum home repair Stephe's battles with a gopher Moon Knight The Eternals Kyle Kinane Stephe's daughter...

Remastering Elvis in the Age of Hot Topic 13.05.2021

The podcast turns 21 and welcomes its newest sponsor, King Fu. Then the boys talk about a whole slew of topics including: Elvis impersonators MMA Cheaters Recasting Smokey & the Bandit for the new weed culture Stephe's misadventures with dial up porn Umpire Angel Hernandez Greg Rucka's Lazarus Invinicible The Marvel Superhero RPG Adult Swim And we end things with another look at what's on Stephe's...

Never Go Full Marple aka She Sits a Mean Dick 29.04.2021

Recorded April 28, 2021 Postponed due to Covid vaccines and called on account of inclement weather, we hit episode 20 with no script and, as usual, almost no clue what we are going to talk about. It doesn't slow down things as we rush headlong into discussions about Covid vaccines Falcon and the Winter Soldier The future of the Netflix MCU Shang-Chi Sports radio Letterbox'd Nobody Ong Bak Action m...

...Because of the Ball Gag 09.04.2021

Recorded April 8, 2021 Episode 19 is in the books and coming at you in that SlurpToast style to which you've become accustomed. We start out with some work chat and then segue into what are becoming regular segments for us:  baseball and Moon Knight. After that we touch on whole range of topics including, but not limited to: Batman (specifically how he lost his money) The Metal Men Bruce's colonos...

It Translates to the Infected Sandwich 25.03.2021

Has it been two weeks already? We've got a full slate this week. The topics we discuss include: The Snyder Cut Falcon and the Winter Soldier Moon Knight Jim Lee in charge of DC creative Pierce Brosnan as Dr. Fate Chumbawumba Covid-19 vaccines Fantastic Four Sex Jokes Marvel Lucha Libre Pops Funko Soda Spring Training Godzilla v. Kong And our main topic is a discussion of how long television shows...

Secret Age of Infinite Rebirth Crises...Wars 11.03.2021

aka You're About to Find Out What Your Dick's Biggest Fear Is After a technical glitch, the boys jump into the comic book conversation in earnest this week. The specific focus (if there is such a thing on SlurpToast) is the repeated and frequent continuity reboots of the big two.  Stemming from a conversation Stephe had on another show about DC's Infinite Frontier, the topics tonight include: Spaw...

Little Dick Energy and World Series Balls 27.02.2021

Bruce has finally dug out of the Texas Snowpacalypse and the boys are ready to record again. In addition to stories of braving the cold and new hot water heaters, they discuss: Gina Carano and what her exit from Disney+ means to our fan casting of her as Big Barda Keanu as Kraven JLaw as Sue Storm Stephe's continued struggles with Extreme Yoga on Instagram Karate and MMA Funko The Snyder Cut Matt...

Why Are There So Many Damned Pouches? 05.02.2021

Our little podcast hits 15 and celebrates it's audio Quincenera. Sadly there were no nachos or tequila. There was, however, Jefferson's Reserve bourbon. There was also entertaining, free form discussion about a large variety of topics including: Stephe making salesmen cry The short squeeze Cobra Kai John Grisham George RR Martin The Big Game Major League Baseball The chances of SDCC 2021 actually...

Hot Droid on Droid Action 21.01.2021

Episode 14 drops on the fourth anniversary of us deciding to do a podcast. Today we discuss, among other things: No tequila received from Teremana The possible Batman:  The Animated Series reboot/sequel Ethan Hawke's casting in Moon Knight That somehow segues into a short discussion of Scott Steiner Tonight's booze of choice, Desert Door Texas Sotol Point Break Then we get into tonight's main topi...

Podcasting While Rome Burns or Else the Terrorists Win 07.01.2021

Baker's dozen episode tonight, recording while the fallout of Sedition Day plays out in real time. On this episode we talked about: The Mandolorian Warrior Kung Fu Tanya Roberts Our burgeoning fame in New Zealand Stephe's use of his stroke as a cudgel The episode was originally going to be our first Book Club, but we got a bit sidetracked.  We eventually brought the conversation back around to dis...

Oh No, Anaphylaxis! 21.12.2020

The first annual SlurpToast Holiday Episode revolves, mostly, around baseball. That makes sense, right? We also talk about: Failing at Candy Captcha Walter Simonson's take of Orion The state of our beards Spank Frank Orson Randall aka Iron Fist There is, however, no Moon Knight chat this time out.  That will return in 2021. Here are the baseball books mentioned in the podcast Moneyball The Extra 2...

They Call It Porky Pigging 03.12.2020

This one took an early turn when Bruce, while drinking a Coors Banquet, suggested they cast a remake of Smokey and the Bandit.  So they did...and it was glorious. Other topics discussed: Moon Knight Work Issues Home Repair Kid Rock (too many times it seems) Giant Shuttlecocks All that and more on Episode 11. Remember to check out the website at SlurpToast.com  

Episode 10 - The Search for Sponsors 23.11.2020

The podcast hits double digits with it's very first holiday episode.  Of course, this being SlurpToast, we completely forget to discuss Thanksgiving. We open the show with a shout out to the recently shuttered GonzoGeek.com .  We had a good run and we talk about some of our favorite moments as part of the staff. Instead, we talk about: Teremana Tequila Covid-19 Moon Knight (of course) Freight Trai...

He Brought a Shank to a Podcast 12.11.2020

Now that Stephe is back from vacation and the election is over, the boys return to the mic with another installment of Moon Knight Chat as well as the promised discussion of the two Jacks:  Repairman and Kirby.  Things take a weird turn when Stephe brings up KCMO politician Steve West and his contention that there is a direct correlation between porn and cannibalistic murder leading to the creatio...

Patrick Mahomes...Super Spreader 21.10.2020

Bruce and Stephe are back with a conversation that starts off with a discussion of a Covid outbreak at Stephe's office and then turns to: The joys of home ownership James Lee Burke's new book "A Private Cathedral" The laconic joy of the true South Louisiana accident. They also tease next week's episode.  Check it out!

Rock God of Vengeance 09.10.2020

This week, despite some connectivity issues, the boys discuss the death of Gen X icon and rock legend, Eddie Van Halen.  They also spend some time discussing Marvel's Moon Knight, the viability of Keanu Reeves playing said character and who they would like to see cast in the upcoming Disney+ Moon Knight series.

Mouths Are Stupid 25.09.2020

This week Bruce and Stephe talk about the Emmys, Thai prison movies, modern dentistry, drinking tequila and Wild Turkey (at different times) and how stupid teeth are. It'll make sense. We think.

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